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NRC's Problematic Children Group Chat

Summary:

Riddle Rosehearts

Headmage, what is this for?

Dire Crowley

Glad you asked!

Since ALL of you have done nothing but made this school year miserable, I thought I'd do something about it.

And I got an idea from the younger Shroud! A group chat for you all to get along!

Yuu

but we all get along just fine?

Ace Trappola

and where was this energy when we were dealing with the overblots??

or

Crowley creates a group chat as a "punishment" and "bonding exercise" for the problematic students in NRC. Will this strengthen their bonds or will it break friendships? If anything bad happens, Crowley is the one to blame.

Chapter 1: 1: Guessing Game! part 1

Summary:

Crowley makes a group chat, and Ortho hosts a guessing game!

Notes:

self-indulgent fic, english not my first language, might be ooc, inspired by many chatfics

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Dire Crowley added 20+ people in the group chat

Dire Crowley changed the group name to Problematic Children

 

Riddle Rosehearts

Headmage, what is this for?

 

Dire Crowley

Glad you asked!

Since ALL of you have done nothing but made this school year miserable, I thought I'd do something about it.

And I got an idea from the younger Shroud! A group chat for you all to get along!

 

Yuu

but we all get along just fine though?

 

Ace Trappola

and where was this energy when we were dealing with the overblots??

 

Dire Crowley

AHEM. I've done my part here. It's time for me to go!

 

Dire Crowley gave admin permissions to Ortho Shroud

Ortho Shroud is now an admin

 

Ortho Shroud

@everyone

 

Leona Kingscholar

what.

can I leave?

 

Ortho Shroud

Nope!

 

Leona Kingscholar tried to leave the group chat

Access denied

 

Leona Kingscholar

tf?

 

Ortho Shroud

I coded the group chat a bit :)

 

Leona Kingscholar

of course u did

 

Idia Shroud

Ortho? whats this?

 

Ortho Shroud

Hi brother!!! Headmage wanted to “punish” you all for everything that's happened this school year.

I gave him another idea instead!

 

Vil Schoenheit

Oh? Is that so? Bold of him to punish us when he has done nothing but sweep the school's problems under the rug.

And what is this idea of yours?

 

Ortho Shroud

Well, before I say it, I want to confirm if everyone is online.

@everyone Send something if you're online!

 

Leona Kingscholar

.

 

Cater Diamond

Hi!! (⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

 

Vil Schoenheit

Hello.

 

Riddle Rosehearts

@everyone Hurry up, I still have hedgehogs to tend to.

 

Ruggie Bucchi

heartslabyul and their rules…

 

Trey Clover

Hello

 

Jack Howl

hi

 

Kalim Al-Asim

new gc!! :DD and everyone's here!!

 

Sebek Zigvolt

Why am I here…

 

Ace Trappola

cuz ur our friend now!!

 

Sebek Zigvolt

No, stop. I don't wish to be associated with you.

 

Floyd Leech

crabby dont say that… its too out of character for you…

 

Jade Leech

Yes, it's quite… unsettling.

 

Ace Trappola

i try to be nice and this is what i get?!? smh

 

Deuce Spade

Ace, respectfully, shut up

 

Yuu

oh damn

 

Epel Felmier

Oh dang

 

Rook Hunt

Is this what I think it is?? Monsieur Wonder??

 

Ortho Shroud

Yes indeed! :DD

 

Rook Hunt

(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

 

Idia Shroud

wait what? he's on it too??

 

Rook Hunt

Trust, Roi de Ta Chambre~! This will be fun!

 

Idia Shroud

i don't like the sound of that

 

Jamil Viper

That doesn't sound reassuring… Especially coming from someone like you.

 

Silver Vanrouge

mhm…

 

Lilia Vanrouge

I think it'll be fun (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) I'm quite curious on what you guys have prepared for us~

 

Kalim Al-Asim

same here!!

 

Malleus Draconia

I'm having a bit of trouble with this device.

 

Lilia Vanrouge

Hold on, I'll be there in a sec!

 

Azul Ashengrotto

Let's just get this over with…

 

Ortho Shroud

Okay! Now that everyone's here…

 

Ortho Shroud changed 20+ nicknames

Ortho Shroud changed their nickname to Ortho

 

Ortho

We're going to play a guessing game!

  1. All of your nicknames have been changed. The rules are simple!
  2. You are not allowed to out yourself. Someone must correctly guess your identity to do so.
  3. You have until tomorrow morning to guess everyone's identity. Failure to do so, the game will restart with newer nicknames.
  4. This game is meant for all of us to get along, so no serious fighting.
  5. Optional, but it is recommended to explain your nickname. This is to clear up any misunderstandings.
  6. Have fun!

To see your nicknames, send a message to the chat. Good luck!

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

can't be that bad

OH NO NO NO

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE SALUTATORIAN??

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

STOP NO I HAD THE BIGGEST ACADEMIC DOWNFALL IN HISTORY ITS EMBARRASSING

wait… you are…

6

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

7

 

ran over a pedestrian

why didn't you tell us that?

oh

WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN

it was an accident, the person lived, and we paid their hospital bills

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

wait hold on

17

 

ran over a pedestrian

38

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

OTHER GC NOW!!

 

pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him

If you guys know each other, then why don't you just reveal yourselves and save us some time?

Ah

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

LMAO HAHAHA I know who u are

and no, we want to play the game too :))

 

pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him

I know who u are too!!

 

is kinda scared of Jamil

oms just fess up and get this over with

what

no im not

why is that my name??

 

shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page

ur scared of… Jamil?

why??

 

is kinda scared of Jamil

no?!?

and who r u??

 

shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page

ah my nickname is…

well. I wouldn't say shit talking, it's more like… complaining

 

runs NRC's anonymous confession page

No, you were definitely shit talking. Even to some people in this group chat.

 

shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page

oh

shit

 

runs NRC's anonymous confession page

Check your DMs.

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

lmao this is funny

oh. nvm.

 

is kinda scared of Jamil

and who are you?!??

 

pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him

Ewww grossss

 

ran over a pedestrian

what do u even gain from that??

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

his fanclub is crazy and would do anything to get their hands on his stuff. thats all m gon say

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

gross. idek he had a crazy ass fanclub

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

bro have u even seen Leona? of course he has

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

how much is the hair?

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

tf??

bro. u know he's in this chat too??

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

nahh bros freaky!!

idk this guy guys. never heard of em.

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

im just curious!!

 

made accessories out of real human teeth

I think I should interrupt before things go south.

Ah.

I should've stayed silent.

I promise I'm not weird guys, please believe me!

 

yearner in a doomed relationship

You've got an… interesting hobby, but I won't judge.

???

What? I'm not in a relationship??

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

yooo stay away from my teeth

jk jk, ik who u are and most ppl here ;)

 

has a favorite student in his dorm

You have what?

??

No I do not. What nonsense.

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

r u a housewarden?

 

has a favorite student in his dorm

… Yes. Please don't misunderstand, I don't play favorites in my dorm.

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

uh huh okay…

 

posts thirst traps of himself

pls don't be weird pls don't be weird

NO

 

ran over a pedestrian

urs is not that bad?

almost everyone has done that

 

posts thirst traps of himself

NO U DONT UNDERSTAND

IF I WAS SOMEONE LIKE CATER THAT WOULDVE BEEN OKAY

BUT IM MEEEE

 

ran over a pedestrian

oookay bud

 

has contingency plans for everyone

Oh this is wonderful!! I'm quite enjoying this @Ortho

 

Ortho

Thanks!!

 

is Vil's gay awakening

im kinda scared

what? i am??

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

wait WHAT??

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

am i reading that wrong or does that say “Vil's gay awakening”???

 

ran over a pedestrian

it definitely says that

 

is kinda scared of Jamil

oh damn.

i see…

 

pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him

HFIEJDJDK

BRO??

WHO ARE U?? EXPLAIN!!

 

is Vil's gay awakening

i don't know what to say

i never knew

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

BRO FUMBLED SO BAD HAHAHAWHAH

 

is Vil's gay awakening

i don't think so?

i like him, but not in that way…

 

ran over a pedestrian

are u hearing urself rn bro?

 

is Vil's gay awakening

oh

no wait

Vil, if you see this, im sorry! i didnt mean it like that!!

 

has contingency plans for everyone

This is beautiful! So tragic! I'm tearing up!

 

runs his own hate page

I fail to see how you see that as beautiful.

Oh, that's not too bad.

 

is currently remaking the overblot outfits

lol i wanna know mine too

oooh yea i am!

 

has a favorite student in his dorm

What.

 

runs his own hate page

???

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

FINALLY! someone decided to remake them!

traumatizing as it is, you cannot tell me those fits didnt EAT

they deserve to be on a runway

i personally loved Riddle and Jamils

 

is currently remaking the overblot outfits

i liked…

riddle and vils

but i think all of them looked pretty neat!

 

is kinda scared of Jamil

weirdos

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

I'm just… concerned.

What? What poll??

 

has contingency plans for everyone

Oh, I know about that poll! They hid it from us, but they can't hide it from me!

 

runs his own hate page

And who are on the poll?

 

has contingency plans for everyone

I think everyone in this group chat, staff, and some people outside NRC.

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

Oh

 

pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him

WAIT ARE U VIL??

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

No?

 

pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him

Oh man ur so fried rn! HWHAHAHA

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

I'm so confused right now.

 

saw something he shouldn't in NRC's restricted area

I am as well.

Oh?

Yes. That area. Don't go to that area.

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

wut did u see?

 

saw something he shouldn't in NRC's restricted area

Things.

Although I'm more concerned about your nickname… Do people actually purchase those types of stuff?

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

youd be surprised

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

who else hasnt sent a message yet?

 

wrote RPF of everyone here

Me.

Ah. I can explain this one once I'm revealed, please don't think I'm weird…

 

is kinda scared of Jamil

yea sure buddy…

 

wrote RPF of everyone here

:(

 

the people at RSA love him

hi

what? im not close with anyone in RSA though?

i don't even know them, how do they know me?

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

I know some peeps in RSA, I can ask if u want

 

the people at RSA love him

sure?

 

had a fling with someone's parents and grandfather

Hiii I'm backk sorry I'm late!!

 

is Vil's gay awakening

..

 

runs his own hate page

Your nickname is…

 

made accessories out of real human teeth

Interesting?

 

has a favorite student in his dorm

That would be an understatement.

 

is currently remaking the overblot outfits

HWHAHAHA

 

saw something he shouldn't in NRC's restricted area

I dislike the fact that I know who you are.

 

the people at RSA love him

im too tired for this…

 

is kinda scared of Jamil

yeah not surprised anymore

 

Ortho

Everyone is online, great! Remember, you all have until tomorrow morning!

 

has a favorite student in his dorm

It's almost evening right now…

 

is Vil's gay awakening

how is this supposed to make us “get along” with each other?

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

No idea. It just gives me more reason to stay away from you guys.

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

@everyone send a hi or hello in the chat. im gonna be taking some notes.

 

has a favorite student in his dorm

Hello.

 

ran over a pedestrian

hi

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

hey

 

made accessories out of real human teeth

Hi..

 

wrote RPF of everyone here

Hello.

 

is currently remaking the overblot outfits

heyyy

 

runs his own hate page

Hello.

 

saw something he shouldn't in NRC's restricted area

Hello.

 

had a fling with someone's parents and grandfather

Hiii

 

has contingency plans for everyone

Hello!

 

pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him

Hey

 

is Vil's gay awakening

hi

 

posts thirst traps of himself

hi…

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

hello!

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

hey

 

the people at RSA love him

hello

 

yearner in a doomed relationship

Hello.

 

is kinda scared of Jamil

hi.

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

Wait, just to be sure. Is Kalim in this group chat?

 

Ortho

Yes!

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

..Oh my sevens…

 

Ortho

Perhaps I should send the members list so you'll be guided?

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

yes yes please

 

Ortho

Okay! Here are the list of participants in this group chat.

• Riddle Rosehearts

• Trey Clover

• Cater Diamond

• Ace Trappola

• Deuce Spade

• Leona Kingscholar

• Ruggie Bucchi

• Jack Howl

• Azul Ashengrotto

• Jade Leech

• Floyd Leech

• Kalim Al-Asim

• Jamil Viper

• Vil Schoenheit

• Rook Hunt

• Epel Felmier

• Idia Shroud

• Ortho Shroud (admin)

• Malleus Draconia

• Lilia Vanrouge

• Silver Vanrouge

• Sebek Zigvolt

• Yuu

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

THANK U

okayyyy we're missing some ppl

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

the NRC confession page duo hasn't said anything since

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

theyre probably forming a truce already

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

oh no no no

there will be NO truces on my watch

we WILL get this done by midnight. cmon hop to it ppl!

 

is kinda scared of Jamil

if u want this over with then u guys should be the first to reveal yourselves since u and those other two know each others identities already

 

ran over a pedestrian

no thx

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

yeah we want to play the game too

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

We'll never get this done…

 

runs NRC's anonymous confession page

Hello. Sorry for the long wait.

No, we weren't forming a truce, just confirming each other's identities that's all.

 

shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page

he tried to

but i denied don't worry :’)

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

finally

ok now give me a minute

  • @used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC, @the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”, and @ran over a pedestrian all know each other and they all know who @pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him is
  • @pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him knows who @the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!” is
  • @is kinda scared of Jamil is not Jamil
  • @sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair is not Leona
  • @has a lot of blackmail on everyone knows the identities of most ppl here
  • @has a favorite student in his dorm is a housewarden
  • @posts thirst traps of himself is not Cater
  • @is Vil's gay awakening and @is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll are not Vil
  • @saw something he shouldn't in NRC's restricted area knows who @had a fling with someone's parents and grandfather is
  • @is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll is not Kalim
  • @runs NRC's anonymous confession page and @shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page knows each other

ok ppl we can do this!!

 

runs his own hate page

This is very thoughtful and helpful of you. Thank you.

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

hehe np!

@has a lot of blackmail on everyone who do u know here?

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

let's see!!

@used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC, @ran over a pedestrian, @runs his own hate page, @the people at RSA love him, @pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him, @posts thirst traps of himself, @shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page, @runs NRC's anonymous confession page, @made accessories out of real human teeth, @sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair, @wrote RPF of everyone here, @is Vil's gay awakening

that's all!

 

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”

wow. thats a lot. thanks

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

np!

 

posts thirst traps of himself

NO HOW DO U KNOW ME

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

saw it by accident ;) u should put those videos on private before anyone else sees~

 

posts thirst traps of himself

already did…

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

oh right! @the people at RSA love him they said u remind them of one of their idols, their own version of the sevens ig

they basically think ur a pretty princess

 

the people at RSA love him

I'm… flattered? still confused and weirded out

 

shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page

i knew this was going to backfire on me someday…

never thought itd be today…

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

i tried to warn ya!

 

shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page

do i know u??

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

keep guessing~!

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

Can someone just please step up so we can start and finish this already? Some people have other things to do.

@has a lot of blackmail on everyone You know many people here, can't you reveal them yet?

 

posts thirst traps of himself

NO.

 

used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC

nuh uh

 

shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page

nope!

 

sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair

at least give me time to pack my things and run away first

 

pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him

Hahahahaha no

 

is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll

..

 

has a lot of blackmail on everyone

looks like they dont want to :3

 

has a favorite student in his dorm

This is going to be a long evening…

Notes:

im pretty proud of the nicknames. im sure u guys can guess some of them already

list of the nicknames-

the voice inside my mirror is saying "hot diggity dog!”: ???
has a favorite student in his dorm: ???
ran over a pedestrian: ???
used to be the salutatorian of his class before NRC: ???
made accessories out of real human teeth: ???
wrote RPF of everyone here: ???
is currently remaking the overblot outfits: ???
runs his own hate page: ???
saw something he shouldn't in NRC's restricted area: ???
had a fling with someone's parents and grandfather: ???
has contingency plans for everyone: ???
pretends to be a damsel in distress so a strong man would carry him: ???
is Vil's gay awakening: ???
posts thirst traps of himself: ???
has a lot of blackmail on everyone: ???
sold Leona's bath water and a lock of his hair: ???
the people at RSA love him: ???
yearner in a doomed relationship: ???
is kinda scared of Jamil: ???
is the winner in the "the most beautiful" poll: ???
runs NRC's anonymous confession page: ???
shit talks people in NRC's anonymous confession page: ???