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Aem 💕:
Matarys: Oh god what do we do?!? My father's going to kill me 😭
Aemon: Let's calm down first, let me think
Aemon: We used condoms right?
Matarys: WE USED THE WHOLE BOX AND ANOTHER!
Aemon: Did like, one of them break?
Matarys: How should I know?! You're the one wearing it!
Aemon: Oh god, we can't be parents yet! We haven't even reached our 20s 😭
Matarys: Should we tell our parents?
Aemon: WHAT?! God no! They'll kill me!
Matarys: THEY'LL KILL BOTH OF US OH GOD
Matarys: Wtf do we do?!
Aemon: Ok, let's start with the clinic near the campus first and then we'll plan after that
Matarys: Ok, good idea
Aemon: I mean it could be a false positive, right?
“Congratulations! You're four and a half weeks pregnant!” The doctor had turned to them with a smile.
“Oh fuck, a month?!?” Matarys slumps down on the bed. “Mother's going to kill me, not to mention Valarr!” he continues whining.
The doctor looks at them with understanding and grabs a few pamphlets on his desk. “There are options, this will help you think. And if you're all good and sorted, come back to the clinic for the next scan.. sounds good?” The doctor hands Aemon the pamphlets. Aemon nods as he helps Matarys down the bed.
An hour later
They had been sitting down on their dorm’s sofa for an hour since they came back.
“So…what should we do?” Matarys finally spoke up, turning to his cousin.
“I guess check the pamphlets out and look through our options” he rubs the back of his neck. The pamphlets were an array of adoption agencies, foster homes, and abortion clinics. Matarys skims through them all and sighs as he leans down on the sofa.
“Would it be horrible if we keep it?” he asked again.
“It depends on you, you're the one carrying it” Aemon replies immediately. He takes Matarys’ hand in his, he gazes at his cousin slash lover lovingly. A small smile appears on his face as Matarys turns his gaze to him as well.
“Let's think this through first”
“Agreed”
One week later
Family groupchat
Matarys: So um, me and Aemon would like to say something
Matarys: Father, uncle please don't be mad
Maekar: You haven't said anything yet but I'm already having a migraine
Baelor: What is it Tarys?
Aemon: Please don't be mad, especially you Valarr
Valarr: ???
Matarys:
Valarr: WHAT IS THAT?!?
Aerion; An ultrasound cousin, did your blue balls make you blind as well?
Baelor: What is this Matarys? Explain
Matarys: Yeah so it was an accident and we didn't really mean for this to happen
Baelor: I gave you condoms did I not?
Aemon: We like used it all
Dae: You guys are even hornier than Aerion and Dunk
Aerion: How many?
Matarys: Like two? We had to buy another one
Daella: Damn, i did not see that coming
Aerion: @Dunk get your ass home, we're making a sibling for Maegor
Dunk: ok 🥹
Daella: AHHAHAHAHA
Egg: I'm gonna be an uncle? Again?!?
Egg: YESSSS
Aemon: Hold your horses Egg, we haven't decided if we'll keep it yet
Rhae: awww damn it
Maekar: RHAE!
Rhae: oops—
Matarys: We're still thinking if we want to maybe give it for adoption
Baelor: Are you sure?
Valarr: Is that a wise decision?
Aemon: We're still not sure
Baelor: Well whatever you decide, we'll support you
Baelor: Right, my sweet? ☺️
Maekar: Yeah yeah whatever
Aerion: DUNK WHERE TF ARE YOU?
Aem 💕
Matarys: Well that went well than expected
Aemon: honestly thought someone would throw a tantrum
Matarys: pretty sure Aerion did
Aemon: Yeah but for other reasons
Matarys: Why is your brother so competitive 😭
Aemon: He's your brother too 😭
Matarys: Ah fuck right
Maela POV
Mama and papa are disturbing my afternoon nap, they will pay…later
They fight again, but not about papa being asshole like mama said. Why is papa asshole? He not a butt?
Mama talk too loud, my ears hurt. I cry and that makes them stop
“Sorry Maela, we didn't realise we were disturbing you” papa says carrying me.
“Way yu fayt papa? Maewa sad wen mama papa fayt” I put my face on Papa's neck.
“Sorry baby, we're so sorry, papa and mama are just being silly “ Daeron snorts at Valarr.
“No Mae your papa is just being stupid again” Daeron exclaims, taking a sip of wine
Valarr looks at Daeron sadly. “I said I'm sorry Dae, when will you forgive me?”
Daeron stands up and takes Maela from Valarr's arms. “i did, you're just pushy because I won't sleep in the same bed as you”
“I miss you, please i know i fucked up but can you atleast give me that?” Valarr whined.
“Nooo, owny Maewa sweep with mama” Maela butts it. Daeron laughs.
“That's right only you baby” He kisses her chubby cheeks as he walks off to her room.
Valarr was left standing in their living room groaning.
The stag
Lyonel: Hey so about what happened a few months ago
Maekar: Nope fuck off
Lyonel: Ok got it