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'What the yaoi is going on?' Ryan screeched help. In bed, crying with Samantha was Blue bent over being penetrated by a hot pink strap on.
'Wait!' Samantha called after her husband after he trotted out of the room, slamming the door. 'Atleast let us finish!?'
Blue moaned in agreement rocking his hips and drooling on his sparkley fire fighter gag.
After about 10 minutes, samantha sighed, 'let me deal with this puppy.'
'ohhkaydfg momsmy' Blue attempted around his gag.
Sam strutted out of the room wearing the strap with pride and found Ryan downstairs emptying the once bountyfull liquor cabinet into his gob.
'You're drunk.' She stated coldly.
"YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME" he yelled back.
'It's only blue. its family...' She shrugged.
'Yeah! MY FAMILY. Thats off limits!'
'Don't be dramatic' She cooed.
'MY BROTHER!!' Screamed Ryan. 'YOU PEGGED MY FUCKING BROTHER SAMANTHA??'
'Im so sorry Ryan, Im so so sorry, he was just so good...'
'You are so unfucking believable. Even Blue, he went along with it? First he steals my dad, now my wife. What. The. Hell! What next my dog?'
'... About that...'
'He took the dog?!'
'NOnononono. We fucked the dog'
'WHAT-'