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Fist and Pressure
Boar Breathe: What the fuck is this about you not coming this weekend
Fish Legs: Hello Percy, how was your week? Shit thanks for asking
Boar Breathe: Don't mess with me and answer my question
Fish Legs: The romans wanted me to test their naval unit, they are really trying to get over the whole Neptune puts the fear of gods into the romans thing
Boar Breathe: They have every right to fear you, let them chicken out and come to camp instead
Fish Legs: awe miss me?
Boar Breathe: No?!
Boar Breathe: I just don't have any good sparing partners and since you are staying book keeper is too
Fish Legs: Leaving me unattended with the roman would probably get me back into their government somehow
Boar Breathe: You aren't even roman????
Fish Legs: 🤷
Fish Legs: simulation
Boar Breathe: my ass
Boar Breathe: They can't keep hogging you as if you're one of them
Boar Breathe: they already have Grace
Fish Legs: you seem weirdly determined about this
Boar Breathe: you're imaging it
Fish Legs: uh huh
Fish Legs: What happened
Boar Breathe: What are you talking about
Fish Legs: Something must have happened at camp to have you in a spin so what happened
Boar Breathe: tsk
Fish Legs: 👀
Boar Breathe: one of the new kids is one of mine
Fish Legs: breaking in ceremony I see
Boar Breathe: they need to be humbled because they are NOT top shit especially in cabin
Fish Legs: assuming it went well
Boar Breathe: for the most part until they went out and picked a fight with cabin 10
Fish Legs: Drew and Valentina would absolutely demean new kids that can't handle them
Fish Legs: Though I would think you would have told them to leave cabin 10 alone given your history
Boar Breathe: Sil was an expectation, McLean is getting there but you know it's not the same
Fish Legs: They can certainly try with pip and I'll put them out of their mercy
Boar Breathe: this is exactly why what happened happened
Fish Legs: my ghost scaring people from across the country
Boar Breathe: Your bias for cabin 6 and 10 is absolutely well known
Fish Legs: it's not that bad
Boar Breathe: Your adoption addiction is terrible
Fish Legs: It's just Piper Leo and Nico
Boar Breathe: Yeah and you trained her, her sword work should not be that good
Boar Breathe: The dumb brick of a new sib went and picked a fight with cabin 10. McLean comes out, humbles them even more and when I go and ask she says you taught here
Fish Legs: I don't see the problem here
Boar Breathe: "The roman?!" New kids think you are Roman now.
Fish Legs: Now how the fuck did they get to that conclusion
Boar Breathe: "Where's Jackson?" New Rome "Has anyone seen Jackson?" She's in new Rome "Can we have water practice" Jackson is helping the romans rn
Boar Breathe: I fucking wonder how
Fish Legs: Surely it's not that bad
Boar Breathe: You were talking Latin to Di Angelo in camp full of Greeks
Fish Legs: So it is that bad
Boar Breathe: You are the camp General when we are at war. You are a sword instructor for the summer. You are one of the highest ranking councilors to date. The kids here should not be thinking you are a Roman when you are a born and raised Greek
Fish Legs: General?
Boar Breathe: Out of all of that, that's what confuses you
Fish Legs: Well I know I am a sword instructor and I am literally the only Demigod in cabin 3
Boar Breathe: I want to run you over with my car
Fish Legs: 😒
Boar Breathe: Who led the defense of Camp over the labyrinth?You. Who led the battle of Manhattan? You. The Joint effect on Giant army? You.
Fish Legs: Well that was Reyna
Boar Breathe: Leading the Romans. No Greek was going to follow her and we both know that.
Boar Breathe: You are the face and head of most battles for us, so yes gods damn General
Fish Legs: So what the fuck does that make you and Annabeth become you both barked out orders
Boar Breathe: Lieutenants obviously
Boar Breathe: Madame Strategist and I know how to handle a war but getting people to actually commit to it, that's all you
Boar Breathe: Connections are all you
Boar Breathe: Di Angelo could have easily been on their side if it wasn't for you. And don't even get me started with the whole Typhon dilemma
Fish Legs: How did you even know about that
Boar Breathe: Chase ranted about how insanely stupid you were for seating on a throne
Fish Legs: but it worked
Boar Breathe: and only you could pull that off
Boar Breathe: Point being you need to spend less time with the Romans and actually focus on your camp
Boar Breathe: If they need to test shit surely grace could take care of it
Fish Legs: You are putting a lot of faith in Jason
Boar Breathe: Oh absolutely not, they could drown for all I care
Fish Legs: Oh their formation would give you a stroke
Boar Breathe: You are joking
Fish Legs: Think of an open field yet there are all in a line, a perfect line
Boar Breathe: they really are that stupid
Fish Legs: understatement of the year
Fish Legs: also it's like they forget that sword are next to useless if they getting targeted from afar
Boar Breathe: They have next to no experience with the ocean and it shows
Fish Legs: Okay so idea
Boar Breathe: This will be something
Fish Legs: 😒
Fish Legs: You come to see them fail tomorrow and then I go back with you for the rest of the weekend
Boar Breathe: Hm
Boar Breathe: Fine sounds reasonable enough
Fish Legs: A win
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Women in Power
Reyna: I sense a humbling defeat
Hazel: It was COMPLETELY UNFAIR
Thalia: Oh? Also Reyna how on earth did you know it was the romans
Reyna: My people. They are predictable.
Annabeth: It was actually embarrassing to watch, she didn't even try.
Hazel: Surely we aren't that bad
Percy: Hold
Thalia: What even happened?
Percy added Clarisse to this group chat
Clarisse: I never thought Romans could so incredibly stupid for thinking that method of approaching Persephone Jackson on the ocean would work.
Thalia: Well that explains everything
Reyna: oh the fleets were practicing again?
Annabeth: It became less about practicing and more of a bet that they lost terribly to.
Thalia: What was this bet?
Hazel: The daughter of Mars
Clarisse: Ares!*
Percy: If The romans could successfully get within 10 feet of me without issue they can have me train them the rest of the week. If they fail, I go back to CHB with Clarisse and not return until school starts.
Reyna: Next week is a break?
Clarisse: Exactly.
Hazel: The conditions should have been in our favor?!
Clarisse: They really weren't, not with that method
Percy: I didn't even move from the rock I was on, you guys just fumbled yourselves. No coronation at all
Reyna: Rocking their boats?
Annabeth: It wasn't needed, whirlpools was enough to have them confused to all hell.
Hazel: Those aren't a naturally recurring how were we supposed to prepare for that?!
Percy: They actually are
Clarisse: even if they weren't, we dealt with them in the sea of monsters and they were much bigger and had teeth attached
Percy: That was a trip down memory lane
Reyna: A terrible trip
Percy: Ah right....
Annabeth: Will never forget the fact that Circe mistaken you for a man.
Thalia: Wait seriously???
Reyna: I'm sure a good portion of people did
Hazel: Is that not how she made Praetor?
Percy: 😛
Percy: Gendered to hard They think I'm a man
Clarisse: And now we get her back. As we should have had in the first place
Hazel: We don't hog Percy as much as you claim.
Thalia: Eh
Annabeth: Well...
Hazel: Oh come on
Percy: Well I go to college there so you kinda do
Hazel: But still you are still very Greek.
Annabeth: New Campers think she's a Roman?
Hazel: HUH?!
Percy: Hence why the bet was made in the first place.
Annabeth: Hazel how did you get suckered into this?
Hazel: Well Percy asked and I said yes.
Thalia: First Mistake
Reyna: Who placed this idea anyway?
Percy: My bad
Thalia: Why??
Percy: Me and Clar were talking and it was a passing thought
Clarisse: Which work and I won.
Hazel: Ugh
Thalia: She will rub that in for eternity.
Percy: Yes she will, I'm heading home ✨
Annabeth: Now my question is why was this even a subject?
Percy: Unimportant
Clarisse: Fucking liar.
Clarisse: First of all, I just realized where I've been add and why wasn't I already here?
Reyna: Good question, Hazel made it as a way to keep us informed I don't believe she has your number.
Hazel: I don't
Percy: I just kept forgetting
Clarisse: hm
Thalia: What's the second point?
Clarisse: Chase, drill it into your girlfriend's thick head that she is the camper general.
Annabeth: ....
Annabeth: Percy.
Percy: :^
Reyna: Decorated veteran with a position of authority in both camps.
Hazel: Master Instructor of both sword techniques and sea bound activities.
Thalia: Acknowledged as the biggest possibility threat not only by the Olympians but also Giants and Titans.
Annabeth: Yet it flys right over her head that she any form of authority here.
Clarisse: Yes. YES IT DID?!
Clarisse: This ALSO doesn't include the throne stunt!
Annabeth: Love.
Reyna: Excuse me what throne stunt?
Thalia: Was this while I was trapped under a statue?
Annabeth: Percy sat on her father's godly throne to get his attention, asked her already angry yet confused father to assist the fight against Typhon and he agreed.
Percy: I was scolded later 😒 He would never smite me though.
Thalia: My dad would?!
Thalia: How are you alive????
Reyna: The divine throne.
Hazel: Percy, are you sure you are mortal?
Percy: I had the Achilles Curse so that's why I didn't like die instantly
Clarisse: But that shouldn't have made you immortal??
Annabeth: Especially with that much divinity, you were literally smoking when you came off and you just went back to fight as if it was fine
Percy: I was fine tho
Percy: I felt fine 🤷
Reyna: I am starting to understand why Jason despised his time with your camp
Annabeth: Hey now what?
Reyna: He said the comparisons were getting a bit much. Your campers glorify her so for his sudden appearance as a so called "replacement", some were a tad hostile towards him.
Clarisse: Chase.
Annabeth: My priorities were a bit on the fence of things.
Percy: Glorifying is MORE THAN A BIT MUCH WHAT?!
Hazel: Percy I thought you were Neptune at first, they aren't that far off.
Percy: I do not look like Neptune
Clarisse: No, you look like Poseidon obviously
Annabeth: Carbon copies, ones just a woman
Thalia: It's almost scary
Reyna: She does look like him yes.
Percy: 😔 I swear I look like my mama
Annabeth: When you smile you definitely do!
Clarisse: Which is rare.
Thalia: Very rare
Hazel: Small percentages
Reyna: Just barely
Percy: You all hate me I see
Annabeth: No I definitely love you.
Hazel: No! You are great 💕💙
Thalia: On a good day a little yeah.
Reyna: 50/50
Clarisse: I've never left that side idk what you mean
Percy: Thank you Wise girl and Hazel, fuck the rest of you.