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It was a cold night. Lazz was on their computer, on the pc, was many pictures of pure vanilla cookie. Due to his vanilla, there was also ‘vanilla’ on the screen..
“AGHHH PURE VANILLA ITS EVERYWHERE” Lazz screams, their hand stroking their not existent dih and gooning all over the pc.
Suddenly. KABOOM
pure vanilla materialises into their room.
“Oh hello dear, wtf.” Pure vanilla says, but without warning, he joins Lazz in jorking it.
“Mines bigger” Pure vanilla says, then proceeds to sword fight with Lazz, down below.
The end (Pure vanilla is pregnant with 83848493884 of lazz’s kids)