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The Ruins, Before the Fall
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The eternal flame cast its restless light across the ruins of what had once been the centre of all creation. General Aziraphale stood at the edge of the devastation, surveying the wreckage in silence. Angels and demons lay fallen together, indistinguishable now in their stillness, and the sight of it filled his chest with a sorrow he could not name.
He was acutely aware of himself: the precise weight of his armour, the pull of his long white hair against his shoulders, the steadiness of his breathing. His body was calm. His mind was anything but.
A hand came to rest on his shoulder.
He startled, just slightly, before he registered who it was. Michael. With Uriel standing a step behind her, expression composed and unreadable.
Aziraphale gathered himself quickly, smoothing his expression into something that resembled relief. "I can't believe it is over," he said. He tried to sound glad. His voice did not quite cooperate.
"Over, and in glorious victory," Michael replied. There was a brightness in her tone, a soldier's satisfaction. She looked out across the ruin with something that might have been pride. "Quite outstanding."
"Yes," Aziraphale agreed, turning back to the wreckage. "I suppose so."
His gaze drifted again to the fallen, so many of them. All those lives, extinguished in the name of the great plan. He had never been able to bring himself to believe something so devastating could truly be planned. Was this it? Was this what She had intended all along? If only he kn—
"At a cost, of course," Michael said, her voice cutting cleanly through his thoughts. She had moved toward the eternal flame while he wasn't looking. "How many did we lose in the last offensive?" she asked, directing the question at Uriel without looking back.
"About a hundred, I'm afraid." Uriel's voice was cool. Measured. Whatever grief she carried, it did not live in her words. "They took us by surprise."
Aziraphale followed the two of them at a slight distance, half listening, the sounds of the battle still echoing somewhere deep in his memory.
"The whole thing was ghastly," he murmured, almost to himself, his shoulders tightening at the recollection.
Uriel glanced at him. "Aziraphale was inspiring. A remarkable strategist."
"Just doing my job." The words felt hollow even as he said them. He thought them over as he spoke, job. Was this truly the work of an angel? They were supposed to embody goodness. But if everything was good, if there was no darkness left to define it... was it still good at all?
At the eternal flame, Michael raised her arms wide, the fire reflecting in her eyes as though it burned there too.
"The battle fought here, at the centre of all creation, turned the tide," she declared. She turned to face them, voice rising. "They tried to seize the eternal flame, and they lost!" The words rang out as if she hoped the defeated could hear them still, wherever they had been sent. "Better tell the troops the good news, hadn't we?"
She swept past Aziraphale and Uriel, already moving on to the next thing. Always the next thing.
Aziraphale did not follow. He stayed where he was, looking at the flame.
There was something almost magnetic about it. Something that called to him, not in words, but in the way a vast, quiet thing sometimes does. He should have felt triumphant. God had won. And yet all he felt was a hollow, aching pity.
He approached slowly. He didn't know what he was looking for, answers, perhaps. Some sign that this had been worth it. The flame could not speak to him. But maybe She could?
He turned his back to the fire and looked up at the stars. They shone bright and indifferent above the wreckage, as they always had. He drew his sword, the one She had given him, the one he had sworn to use in Her name, and stared at the blade. It was still stained with the war.
He opened his mouth to speak. To call out. To ask.
A hand shot out from behind him.
It grabbed him by the shoulder, spinning him hard against a lean body. A second arm crossed over his chest. Something small and sharp pressed against his throat, barely anything, but enough to make the point.
A voice, low and rough and quiet, spoke close to his ear. "If you shout out, or do anything to attract attention "the sharpness pressed a fraction deeper," you will be a dead angel."
A beat of silence. Then: "Do you understand?"
Aziraphale nodded, very carefully. Not a single sound.
"Give me the sword."
He released it without protest. The voice's owner pulled back quickly, putting distance between them. Aziraphale turned.
The sword was now pointed at his throat.
Fear moved through him, reflexively, honestly. But beneath it, something else arrived unbidden: pity. Pity for the creature standing before him, despite everything. Despite the dark hood, despite the weapon, despite the fire in his eyes.
Aziraphale would not have forgotten that face. Long, wavy red hair the colour of dying stars. Fair skin. And those eyes, they had once been bright with wonder. Now they were hard and hollow, scraped clean of everything except survival.
He knew this angel. He had met him once, so long ago it felt like another existence. The one who had made stars, planets, nebulae, who had spoken of them with the kind of joy that made you understand why creation existed at all.
Would he remember?
Aziraphale glanced at the blade still hovering at his throat, and, he couldn't help himself, the smallest smile crossed his face.
"So you didn't actually have a weapon," he said, "when you were threatening me?"
A pause. "No." The voice was gravel and ash. "I lost it in the last battle."
The tip of the sword remained steady, pointed at the soft hollow of Aziraphale's throat. Neither of them moved.
"Hello," Aziraphale said. "I'm, uhm—"
"General Aziraphale. I know who you are." The words came out sharp, bitten off. "I saw you on the battlefield." The sword inched closer. "I have a great many questions, and no one has ever given me answers."
Then, without warning, the colour drained from his face. His expression shifted from fury to pain in an instant, his brow crumpling. He crumpled with it. He went sideways, hitting the ground with a low, broken sound.
Aziraphale moved before he'd made a conscious decision to. "What's wrong?"
The fallen angel was trying to pull himself away on his hands, teeth gritted, every movement costing him. Aziraphale followed anyway. He knelt beside him, took him gently by the shoulders, and eased him down into something closer to comfort.
His eyes swept over the fallen angel's body. There: a deep, ragged cut running along his leg.
Without thinking, Aziraphale tore a strip from his own clothing and pressed it firmly to the wound, binding it off as best he could. "It'll hurt," he said honestly, "but it should help to staunch it."
He glanced up.
Yellow eyes looked back at him.
"What a lovely colour," Aziraphale said, and immediately wished he hadn't.
"What?"
"Hm? Nothing. Sorry. I've just, I've never done this before, exactly. Spent the war smiting, not... this." He gestured vaguely at the bandage, then returned to his work.
A long silence stretched between them.
"Should I say thank you?" The voice was rough, but there was something uncertain in it now. Something almost curious.
Aziraphale blinked. He looked at him, really looked at him, and shook his head slowly. "Better not," he said. He turned to face the ruins once more.
He heard the sound of the sword scraping across the ground behind him.
Every muscle in his body pulled taut. He turned, slowly, already braced for whatever came next.
The fallen angel held the sword out to him, hilt first.
Aziraphale reached out and took it. His fingers brushed the other's as he did, and something passed through him, warm and wordless and entirely unexpected. A feeling he could not place, and could not dismiss.
He stood. Straightened himself. Looked around to make sure no one had seen.
"Probably best you don't—" he began, clearing his throat. "Don't mention how you got that. The bandage. To anyone."
A small nod. Aziraphale turned and walked away.
The fallen angel watched him go. Then he turned back to the eternal flame, that thing they had fought so hard to possess, now burning quietly in its place as if none of it had ever happened.
He looked up at the sky.
The endless, dark sky. His sky. And in it, every star, every nebula, every planet he had made with his own hands.
He could not see them.
Not with these eyes.
He understood, then, what his punishment was. He clawed at his face, gasping, crying out, not in pain, but in grief. All of it, still there. All of it, and none of it reachable. "What have you done?" he choked. "What have you done!"
He staggered. The wound in his leg betrayed him. He didn't notice the edge until it was too late.
He fell.
Backwards, reaching forward, fingers grasping at empty air, hoping, desperately, irrationally, that someone might catch him.
No one did.
He fell through the dark, and the ruins grew smaller above him, and the scent of sulfur rose thick and choking from below, and the voices, voices he recognised, screamed all around him.
And he fell.
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London, Present Day
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London had not changed. Not really. The rain still fell on the same grey streets. Rats still claimed the same gutters. Humans still moved through it all with the determined obliviousness that made them so endearing and so exhausting in equal measure.
But so much had changed, in the small life that Crowley had carved out for himself. And him.
The memory of the 'glorious victory', as the angels liked to call it, was a distant thing now. Crowley would have preferred to forget it entirely. But no amount of whiskey had managed to reach the part of his mind where one memory lived, stubborn and immovable.
Blue eyes. Soft and kind and steady.
"Nothing lasts forever."
The words came back to him the way only the worst ones do, without invitation, without mercy.
Crowley lay in the alley. Newspapers for a mattress, a thin blanket tucked around him, a half-empty bottle of whiskey resting against his ribs. The booze made the pain manageable. It had never been enough.
There was no whiskey strong enough. No casino jackpot large enough. Because there was nothing to spend it on, no one to share it with. His angel, his only real friend in six thousand years, had walked away and chosen a side that would never deserve him.
He shouldn't care anymore.
He thought, briefly, of Nina. But her coffee shop had been sold the moment the landlord stopped getting his cheques. Of Maggie, then, but the same thing had happened to the record shop. Without Aziraphale's quiet, invisible interference keeping things running, the neighbourhood had shifted. Nina had gone back to Lindsay, despite everything. "This time it'll be different," she'd said.
Maggie still waited. That was what you did when you were in love and still had hope.
Time became irrelevant when hope was still alive.
Crowley had no hope. But he kept the bookshop clean. Just in case.
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Heaven
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"And well done, everyone, on a very well-executed planned Second Coming."
Aziraphale smiled out at the assembled angels from beneath his grey coat and his careful, practised warmth. The applause was polite. He had learned to read the difference between genuine enthusiasm and performance, and what surrounded him now was almost entirely the latter.
His purple eyes moved to Michael. "And in addition," he continued, gesturing gracefully, "I'd like to congratulate Michael and the team on solving the logistics of materialising a full-size plane carrying a human passenger in mid-flight. Remarkable work."
Another round of applause. A few angels clapped with genuine feeling. Most did not.
"And I am very glad to see you're all as excited as I am," he said pleasantly. If only he knew.
"Any updates?"
Muriel cleared her throat and explained, at considerable length, with several side-roads and an unnecessary amount of detail, that he was awake. Jesus was awake. The angels around the room began exchanging glances and quiet sighs. Eventually Aziraphale reclaimed the floor and walked them through the plan again, the same plan they had reviewed so many times it had stopped feeling like a plan and started feeling like a chant.
He clapped his hands together. "Right! Let's kick off the Second Coming."
The angels filed behind him into the white room.
Aziraphale had never liked these rooms. Too bright. Too empty. No warmth, no music, no character. They felt like being inside an idea of heaven rather than the real thing, though he was becoming less certain there was a difference.
And there, in the middle of all that whiteness, stood the young man.
Dark curls. Warm brown eyes. A beige linen vest that looked entirely wrong for the setting and entirely right for him. His presence made the room feel fractionally warmer, as though colour had re-entered the world simply by his being in it.
"Oh, hello." He looked around at the assembled angels with a gentle confusion. "I'm, um... I'm fairly sure I'm Joshua. Son of Joseph."
What followed was a cascade of well-meaning explanation delivered all at once by several angels simultaneously, none of which helped. Aziraphale did his best to draw things back to order: Jesus had been given a new body, he explained. He had a speech prepared. The people would hear him in their own languages. He would be the Messiah again, hope, joy, universal happiness, all of it.
Then Jesus looked down at his hands. Turned them over. Ran his fingers across skin that was completely unmarked, and yet he looked sad.
Aziraphale frowned, unable to quite understand it. New was better. Wasn't it? Or was that not what people wanted?
"Are any of my friends here?" Jesus asked, looking up with an expression of careful, fragile hope. "Simon? Thomas? I'd... I'd very much like to speak to them."
Aziraphale touched the edge of his beard. A small, absentminded gesture. "It's been a long time."
"My mother?"
"Thousands of years."
Something moved across Jesus's face, not quite grief, not quite acceptance. He looked down at the script in his hands as if reading it, though he wasn't reading it at all. "All the humans you once knew are... um." Aziraphale pressed on as gently as he could. "Dead."
"Really?" Jesus's eyes went glassy. He swallowed. Nodded once.
Then something brightened in his face, a memory surfacing. "What about the angel? The one who visited me the night before... before all the, um." His throat moved. "The nailing business. Gabriel, I think it was?"
Michael made a very small, very controlled sound of displeasure from somewhere across the room.
"Yes," Jesus confirmed, glancing at her. "He wasn't, er, he wasn't a great deal of help, honestly. He mainly spoke about himself. But—"
"Also no longer in the picture," Aziraphale said. Gently but firmly. Moving on.
Jesus looked down again. Another moment's quiet. Then, another memory, and with it, a flicker of genuine excitement. "But wait, there was a red-haired one. With the, um. Funny eyes." He looked up, and now there was a smile trying to form. He hadn't noticed that Aziraphale had gone very still.
"He showed me all the cities of the world." Jesus laughed, soft and surprised, as though the memory had caught him off guard. He described it haltingly, the strange, lanky angel who had offered him food and wealth and sensation, and who had seemed genuinely perplexed when none of it worked. They'd ended up sharing a meal instead. Talking. Jesus had given what hope he had.
"He was one of your lot, wasn't he?" Jesus asked, looking between the angels. "Not human?" His gaze settled on Aziraphale again, full of quiet urgency. "Is he still around?"
Sandalphon, with characteristic feeling, supplied: "Not up here or in Hell. He's down on Earth these days."
"Not really our kind of person," Uriel added.
"Oh, but, no, he seemed nice," Jesus said. He looked at Aziraphale now, and Aziraphale was looking at his own hands. At his rings. At nothing in particular. "He has..." Aziraphale began, and stopped. He tried again. "...qualities."
Jesus's face lit. "Well, if I've got to go to Earth anyway—"
"That won't be appropriate, I'm afraid." Aziraphale's voice was kind. Final. "Sandalphon will be looking after you."
Sandalphon produced a smile that was deeply unconvincing. Jesus looked at it for a moment, then looked back at Aziraphale.
"Fine fellow," Aziraphale said.
And like that, it was settled. Jesus was delivered into Sandalphon's keeping, and the angels dispersed, and Aziraphale walked the bright empty corridors of heaven with his hands clasped behind his back, thinking of red hair and yellow eyes and a name he hadn't let himself say aloud in months.
He stepped into his office and closed the door.
The grey coat fell from his shoulders, and with it, the performance. His suit shifted, beige and warm, the way he actually liked it, with a yellow checked tie and golden rings, and the office itself responded in kind. White walls bloomed into bookshelves. The cold floor became dark wood. A warm lamp cast its glow over a cluttered desk: a book, a quill, a globe, a half-drunk cup of tea, and a plant with cheerful yellow spots on its leaves.
He sat. He sighed.
"I thought I could bring change," he said quietly, to no one. "Do good, the way angels are supposed to. And yet." A pause. He ran his fingers through his beard, smoothing it the way he did when his thoughts were unruly. "I feel like I do anything but."
He closed his eyes. And immediately heard Jesus's voice asking about the red-haired one with the funny eyes, bright with recognition and hope.
"What am I supposed to do?" he whispered.
He had a plan. He would fix what was broken, from the inside. And when it was fixed, truly fixed, he would go back. Then they could have all of it: Alpha Centauri, the bookshop, cocktails and wine, sushi and books and long drives in the Bentley. No sides. No danger. No more glancing over their shoulders to check whether it was safe to hold each other's hand.
He just had to do this first.
He only hoped Crowley would still be there when he was done.
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London, The Streets
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"Oi, Mrs. Sandwich!"
The woman turned, and her expression did the thing it always did when she heard that voice, a long, practised exhale that communicated years of resigned affection.
"I'm not giving you anything, Crowley," she said.
He was already closing the distance, his medium-length hair swinging loose in the drizzle, his leather trousers soaked at the hem. The snake-skin jacket, dark green, impeccably terrible, hung open over a black blouse cinched with a corset and a collection of metal chains that caught the streetlight as he moved.
"Oh, come on, Mrs. Sandwich." He pulled alongside her, all easy slouch and tilted head, sunglasses pushed up despite the grey sky. "A hundred and fifty quid. That's all. Tonight I'll win it back for certain."
She gave him a look. "Brian won it fair and square, love. He's not giving it up."
Crowley grinned. "This time will be different."
She reached into her bra, extracted a folded wad of notes, and pressed them into his hand with the air of someone who already knew how this story ended. He beamed at her.
"Thank you very much." He pressed his hands together in brief, grateful supplication, then turned to go. Then stopped. Turned back. Held out his plant, a lanky, slightly sulking thing that he treated with unreasonable tenderness.
"Freshly watered," he said. He kissed one of its leaves. "I'll be back."
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The casino was loud and warm and smelled of spilled drinks and desperate optimism. Crowley was in his element.
He was three drinks deep and significantly richer by the time anyone thought to worry about him. He laughed too loudly at his own jokes and not enough at anyone else's. He told a dealer about dolphins, at length, with genuine passion, in a way that made the dealer deeply uncertain what was happening.
"When you've designed star systems," Crowley announced to the table, "blackjack is a doddle."
Chips accumulated before him in a satisfying tower.
"Another win."
"Boom."
"Come to daddy," he murmured, dragging the pile toward himself. Then a figure caught his eye, Misty, weaving through the crowd toward him, and he perked up immediately. "Oh, hello! Here." He thrust the bottle toward her. "It's no fun being drunk on your own."
His powers were failing him, he noticed, somewhere beneath the booze. The little nudge he could once give to a conversation, the ability to tip the odds just slightly, gone or unreliable. He tried to tempt Misty into staying and couldn't quite manage it. So instead he did what he always did: kept talking, kept laughing, kept the noise level high enough that the silence couldn't get in.
"How much have I won tonight?" he asked eventually, not because he cared.
"About a hundred grand," Misty said.
"Wahoo!" He mimed punching the man next to him. "A hundred thousand smackeroonies! That's got to be enough. That's got to be enough to get Brian out of the back room!"
The dealer, a tired-looking man with the eyes of someone who had seen this before, reached across the table and said, quietly, "Take the win, son."
Crowley didn't take the win.
Brian appeared, as Brian always did, at exactly the wrong moment. Impeccably dressed. Irritatingly calm. He greeted Crowley the way a cat greets a mouse, with the patient certainty that it was already over.
"A hundred thousand quid," Crowley said, spreading his arms. "That's more than it's worth."
Brian turned. Through the window in the wall, Brian's little trophy case, the Bentley gleamed under its lights. Sleek and black and deeply, unfairly beautiful.
"It's mine," Brian said.
He let that settle. Then: "Tell you what, find the lady, and it's yours again."
Crowley looked at the Bentley. He thought about what the Bentley represented. He agreed to the terms.
Three cards. One dealer. The queen moved, quick, practised, impossible to follow with his current blood-alcohol level and a headful of bad memories. The cards stopped.
Crowley placed his finger on one.
Four of clubs.
He sank, slightly, in his seat.
"That's a shame," Brian said, with a smile that wasn't. "Bentley's still mine."
Crowley pushed himself upright, squared his shoulders, and sauntered out of the casino with the particular dignity of someone who refused to let anyone see how much they were hurting.
"You're a loser, Crowley," Brian called after him. "You only ever come here to lose."
Crowley pushed the door open into the night air.
He stopped at Mrs. Sandwich's building on the way back. He handed over a two-hundred-and-fifty-pound chip in exchange for his plant. He tucked it under one arm and walked.
He started heading toward the bookshop. He never really made the decision, not consciously, it was just where his feet took him, the same way they always had. That same alleway over and over again.
He passed it first. Just walked by. Then slowed. Then stopped.
His hand reached out without him asking it to, and rested against the pillar by the door. He stood there for a moment, just touching the stone. Feeling how cold it was. How dark the windows were, compared to how they used to be.
Then he went up the steps and let himself in.
He turned on the lamp. Just the one. The soft one.
The bookshop smelled the same. It always smelled the same. That was almost the worst thing about it.
"Was this the great plan?" he asked the ceiling. He wasn't expecting an answer. He never did. "Taking him away?"
He moved through the shelves slowly, trailing his fingertips along the spines of books he'd read and books he hadn't and books Aziraphale had been meaning to read for at least two centuries.
"Was this my punishment?" His voice snagged on the last word. He looked up. "You knew I didn't care, about the stars, about hell, about any of it, because I had him." He stopped. Pressed his lips together. "And you took him. Right when I actually had him."
His hands curled into fists at his sides.
"We could've been anywhere. Together. And instead he chose you. He always chooses you."
He took off his sunglasses. Dried his eyes on the inside of his jacket sleeve. Stood in the middle of the dark bookshop with his plant and his heartache and the smell of old paper.
"And for what?" he whispered.
No answer. Just the quiet, and the books, and the faint drizzle against the windows.
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Heaven, Metatron's Office
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"Metatron Level."
The elevator's voice was serene and completely indifferent to what was about to happen.
Metatron looked up from his desk. His expression cycled, in quick succession, through confusion, irritation, and something he was not accustomed to experiencing at all.
Fear.
"What are you doing here?" he demanded, rising from his chair. "You are not authorised, give that to me. I am the only entity authorised to—"
He didn't finish the sentence.
The words dissolved with him, into ash and golden light and a fine dispersing mist, drifting out through the walls of heaven and into the vast indifferent universe.
Gone, as though he had never been there at all.
— ✦ —
"Did someone sound the alarm?"
Aziraphale walked briskly through the corridor, grey coat reinstated, brow furrowed with the particular expression of someone who was hoping very much that the answer was 'a minor malfunction.'
Saraqael was first. She had spun her chair toward the door and was wearing an expression Aziraphale had never seen on her before: genuine unease. "That would have been me." She turned back to her console. "Something's wrong. The Metatron's vanished."
"Vanished?" Aziraphale repeated. "Could he have stepped out? Gone for a walk?"
A pause. "He's not in the universe."
Uriel arrived. "That's ridiculous."
Sandalphon arrived a moment later. "The only way the Metatron would be outside the universe," he said slowly, "is if there wasn't a Metatron any longer."
A beat.
Muriel, who had been hovering at the edge of the group, said, very quietly: "You mean dead?"
"The Metatron is not dead," Michael said, arriving with the absolute certainty of someone who refused to accept alternatives.
Aziraphale exhaled slowly. Then his eyes moved around the room, performing an automatic inventory.
"Sandalphon," he said. "Where's Jesus?"
— ✦ —
Meanwhile, Heaven's Elevator
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Jesus had found the elevator.
It hadn't been difficult. He had simply walked away from Sandalphon, who had very briefly looked away, and followed the corridor until he found a pair of doors that opened when he stood in front of them. Which felt, he thought, like a sign of some kind.
He stepped in. The doors closed. He looked at the panel of buttons.
There were rather a lot of them.
He studied them for a long moment, the deep gold of the upward buttons, the deep red of the downward ones, and then found, near the middle, a small blue button with a green fleck on it that he thought looked rather interesting.
He pressed it.
"Ding."
Earth.