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Nickel pulls out a piece of paper.
"Here lies Mike. You can tell it's him because we put his name on his stone. Genuinely who wrote this script???"
paper: Sniff.. mephone, hold me
robert robertson III: why the fuck am i here
chappell roan: when you wake up next to him in th middle of the night
robert: im dating a woman
knire: makes out with trophy
steven: im here too!
mephone4:o h SHIY hi abusive dad
steve: BOYS!!!!!! my goons appear as i growl
paper:calls animal control
Nickel sighs.
mephone4: shit whats up twinulous
mephonex: fucking obliterates robert robertson
robert: TELL MANDY I KILLED MYSE-
Nickel grumbles an "I wish I could do that right now".
chappell: YOURE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH I TOLD YOU SO
trophy: knife... pookir... my favourite letters spell your name...
knife: abcdefg
mephone4: paper.. run away from cobs with me.. lets be rap machines together
paper: ok.. sniffless. im gonna achieve my dreams.
cyborg: booyah
an shiraishi : hey guys whatd i miss
trohy: yaoi
an: ok
Nickel: "I wish I was never born."