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she angy —————— 2 unread messages —————— she angy Esmeeee I commtexted master windu to ask if he wanted to help with my demo track for the songs for my musical and he left me on read 😭 Esme RIP message

untitled group chat —————— 3 unread messages —————— Ahsoka Hello boys I’m looking for volunteers to help me do some test recordings of the songs and the choreography I’ve worked out so far for my musical Jadan I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE Korkie Ooo sounds fun! Ahsoka @unknown number yo what about you?? unknown number Only if you apologize for what you said about my haircut Ahsoka has renamed unknown number to forehead mustache boy Ahsoka No forehead mustache boy has left untitled group chat Ahsoka has added forehead mustache boy to untitled group chat forehead mustache boy you suck leave me alone Ahsoka unfortunately korks and jj are optional but I happen to know you sing like an angel and I have a solo number that requires you specifically so tough luck babycakes forehead mustache boy Never call me that again Ahsoka has renamed forehead mustache boy to babycakes babycakes I hate you so much Jadan has renamed babycakes to Lux Jadan ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS, LET’S GET BACK TO THE MUSIC THING Ahsoka pick me pick meeee I wanna sing I wanna sing so bad Korkie I think you should pick jadan lol Lux has left untitled group chat Ahsoka Are you sure lol Jadan IM SURE Ahsoka has added Lux to untitled group chat Ahsoka are you suuuuuuuure Jadan I’VE NEVER BEEN SO SURE Lux has left untitled group chat GIVE ME A SONG LET ME SHIIIINE Ahsoka has added Lux to untitled group chat Actually wait hold on Lux has left untitled group chat What is the song Ahsoka has added Lux to untitled group chat Is it a duet Is it a love duet Lux has left untitled group chat THIS IS A LOVE DUET ISN’T IT Ahsoka has added Lux to untitled group chat AHSOKA RE YOU TRYING TO STE MS UP WITH SSME AGAIN Lux has left untitled group chat Ahsoka Ok hold on a second I have to go cyberbully my evil stepbrother in the dms K I'm back now let's see if he's gonna behave or not Ahsoka has added Lux to untitled group chat Lux is offline Ahsoka I give up Anyway @Jadan the answer is surprisingly no Esme is helping film the demo recordings but she’s only singing one of them and it’s a solo Jadan Oh ok In that case PICK ME PICK ME PICK MEEEEE WHAT AM I SINGING Ahsoka Ok so I actually didn’t need you to sing Jadan NOOOO 😭😭 Ahsoka I need you to stand there and look pretty Jadan …oh OH HECK YEAH MY WHOLE LIFE HAS PREPARED ME FOR THIS MOMENT Ahsoka There’s one more thing though And it might be a dealbreaker Sorry Jadan im scared now What is it Ahsoka Your job is to stand there and look pretty while I seduce you to the dark side with a musical number that is very up in your space Jadan … never mind Ahsoka I figured as much, lol any other volunteers? Korkie I mean… I’m coming to Coruscant next week with Aunt Satine so i’ll be nearby and don’t take this the wrong way but i’ve kinda always wanted to be seduced to the dark side with a musical number that’s very up in my space Ahsoka korkie you freak (affectionate) message

brobi wan Anakin Obi wan have you seen ahsokas songs yet brobi wan She sent me some of the sheet music, why? Anakin ok but what about the demo holovids of her songs did she send you any of them yet brobi wan Only the love song. Anakin Which one brobi wan I didn’t know there was more than one… The one that Esme Ereth demoed. I think she called it something like “Remember Me” but I can’t remember exactly. (You don’t need to point out the irony of that statement.) Anakin So you don’t know about the dark side song then brobi wan I knew there was a villain song. She tried to get Mace to demo it for her, L.O.L. Anakin Okay clearly you don’t know about the one i’m talking about I’m talking about the one where ahsoka seduces korkie tot he dark side brobi wan the one where she does *what*? Anakin Ikr? I didn’t know she had it in her She’s a very convincing sith I mean she went evil on Mortis for a bit but this is still some good acting brobi wan Wait, hold on, go back to the part where your apprentice is seductively corrupting my nephew Anakin YOUR NEPHEW brobi wan Sorry. I meant, "my friend’s nephew." Typo. Anakin IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT OBIWAN IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU MEANT I DON’T THINK THATS WHAT YOU MEANT EXCUUUUUSE ME MR. PERFECT MASTER KENOBI ARE YOU MARRIED TO KORKIE'S AUNT seen 37m ago message

THE CLONE BOYZ CHAT —————— 2 unread messages —————— fivesforfighting HOLO.ao210s9a8fg9s7 @SuperSoka because this is DEFINITELY how you treat your tOtAlLy PlAtOniC ChEmiStrY-LeSS FriENdShiP MaLe BoY fRiEnD pErSOn SuperSoka It’s called acting, look it up Also how did you get that video I wasn’t going to share the demos yet fivesforfighting I have my sources THE REXTER UWU (◔◡◔✿) I… don’t know how to feel about this… SuperSoka Proud of me? 🥺 THE REXTER UWU (◔◡◔✿) Concerned… SuperSoka Why lol THE REXTER UWU (◔◡◔✿) I mean… he’s your cousin, right? tupperware Wait what How are they related Ohhhh never mind i get it you mean the kenobi thing I think that makes him technically her… uncle? ….ok yeah that’s weird SuperSoka guys, jedi master-padawan relationships don’t equal parent-child relationships Even IF fives is right and korkie is ~obi-wan’s secret son~ (he’s not) i’m not related to him even a little bit fivesforfighting So, when you think I’m teasing you about that bonteri kid, it’s all “OMG NO HE’S MY STEPBROTHER BECAUSE MY MASTER’S WIFE ADOPTED HIM” but now that we’re talking about KORKIE it’s all “WE’RE ACTUALLY NOT RELATED, SINGING A TOTALLY ROMANTIC SONG WITH HIM ISN’T WEIRD AT ALL” SuperSoka You’re taking things so far out of context I can’t even fivesforfighting Whatever you need to tell yourself monnkeying around Enough of the ship warring, can we talk about Commander Tano’s vocal range here I was NOT expecting that 212°F FACTS SuperSoka Aw, you’re too nice! ∑:D gregory I’m not saying that Commander Tano should be the one to sing it in the actual movie, but Commander Tano should be the one to sing it in the actual movie mister no fun rules boy I think you could actually convince me to be evil with this song there’s an echo in here I’m converted SuperSoka Oh my gosh you guys stop it, you’re gonna make me blush ∑XD tupperware I’m a simple man, Commander Tano tells me to open up my mind to the power of the night, I say YES SIR all jessed up and no place to go Me: I have a strong moral compass! I can't be easily led astray! SithSoka: CLOSE YOUR EEEEYES AND SURRENDER TO YOUR DARRRKESSST DREAAAAMS PURGE YOUR THOOOOUGHTS OF THE WORLD YOU KNEW BEFOOOOORE Me: *immediately turns evil* thire’s a snake in my boot ALL HAIL OUR DARK QUEEN fivesforfighting someone catch that kryze boy because he is SWOONING kix and giggles I'm not normally a dramatic man but I would unironically die for this song SuperSoka GUYS PLEASE there’s like eight other songs we demo’d this is just one of them It’s not even the epic villain song Or the hauntingly tragic song Or the love song howz it going Noit’s even better it’s all 3at the sametime colton Someone hacked the announcement system on Kamino and they’re playing this song on the loudspeakers right now btw Never mind it’s over now NOPE, THEY’RE PLAYING IT AGAIN hot cross buns TECH tick tock IT WASN’T ME! THE GHOST OF RIYO CHUCHI teehee 😊 message

she angy Esme So Have you given any more thought to a sequel to Touch the Stars she angy No Esme Merrin has some ideas if you need a plot she angy Girl I’m literally writing a full musical right now Esme a real girlboss would multitask she angy I’m blocking you message