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vivian_hg is LIVE!
The live started with a black screen, still loading the command before it finally visualised the front camera of the account’s owner. The man’s signature burgundy fringes were pulled back by a black headband, the view was enough to send almost all of the users who joined into cardiac arrest.
In front of him was a tray of eclairs being set neatly on the table while on the side, there was a small transparent bottle with green substance in it. Hugo zoomed in and out before finally settling on the perfect angle, paying no attention to the confusion and questions raised in the live chat.
Instead, Hugo scooted a little to his left and addressed an unknown occupant in the room.
“I’m done with the preparations. We can start now.”
Light footsteps could be heard before a pair of legs wearing a dark baggy pants came into view. When the figure crouched down to sit next to Hugo, the chat instantly doubled up, pouring in equal parts of manic excitement and astonishment. Only then Hugo decided to acknowledge their existence.
“Hm. They’re all fired up once they see our dearest striker.”
The previously mysterious occupant, Isagi Yoichi, made himself comfortable on his seat before finally looking at the camera. The bluenette blinked.
“Oh, you’re recording this live?”
“Mhm.” Hugo nodded while reading the comments absentmindedly. “It’ll make this game even more interesting, don’t you think?”
Isagi raised an eyebrow, but his smile was still present as he glanced dubiously at Hugo. “What do you have in mind?”
“It’s still the same Poison game that we’ve seen before, but let’s change the rules a bit.” A ghost of a smile graced Hugo’s usually blank face. “How about answering one of their questions every time we get one ‘safe’?” Hugo gestured to the live chat.
He added another rule before Isagi could nod, “And the question has to be unrelated to soccer.”
One of Isagi’s eyebrows twitched before he eventually nodded, “Yeah, okay.”
Hugo then handed Isagi the bottle of wasabi and asked the bluenette to choose his poison first. The live proceeded with Isagi deciding on his poison while Hugo closed his eyes, then he did the same when it was Hugo’s turn.
Similarly, the first bite belonged to Isagi first. When he bit into his chosen eclair, Isagi’s blue eyes sparkled and a faint flush could be seen on his full cheeks. As if finally sensing they had audiences, Isagi immediately swallowed while covering his mouth. The redness of his cheeks deepened which gave away his embarrassment.
“S-Safe.” He then giggled bashfully. “Sorry, the chocolate just tastes so perfect.”
Hugo just nodded, before scrolling through the live chat. “Someone asked if we’re having a sleepover.”
Isagi blinked, there was a smudge of chocolate at the corner of his lips when he lowered down his eclair. “Um, no? My room is just a few doors away from here.”
“I don’t mind if you want to.” Hugo drawled as he looked over the tray of eclairs to pick on his option. Before Isagi could reply, he grabbed one and bit almost half of it. Hugo then nodded, implying it was safe.
“You should choose a question for me, Yoichi.”
“Alright then,” Isagi leaned over the table to take a closer look at the live chat. He hummed before letting out a tiny ‘aha!’.
“This may sound weird, but do you prefer to have wings or tails?”
Hugo’s long eyelashes fluttered as he pondered on the question, “Probably wings. At least I can fly over a long commute that way.”
Isagi hummed in agreement, “I wonder how we play soccer if we have wings—Ouch!”
“Beep-beep. Soccer talk is forbidden now, Yoichi.” Hugo interjected while pinching one of Isagi’s cheeks. When he let go, his thumb brushed the corner of Isagi’s lips to pick the bit of chocolate away before bringing it to his own mouth. Isagi, who was busy rubbing his abused cheek, remained oblivious to Hugo's action.
The live continued for one more hour. When the duo were down to three eclairs, Hugo picked the ‘poison’ thus ending the game with Isagi as the victor. Both Isagi and Hugo thanked the viewers still present and waved toward the camera, then posed for them before finally ending the long live.
@allyocchan_admin
Firstly, all praises to our glorious savior and striker, Isagi Yocchan Yoichi aka the G.O.A.T.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you all on today’s agenda:
/A picture of Isagi and Hugo posing together before ending the live several hours ago, where Isagi was holding up the number one sign while Hugo latched a peace (or number two) sign over his left eye. Isagi’s other hand was holding an eclair to Hugo’s lips, their cheeks practically smushed together./
Hugo and Isagi went on live together!
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@lemonislaifu
THANK YOUUU I NEED THIS PIC SO BAD
@mamamia
i need this tattooed to my forehead
@cantaslause
i need to frame it to the biggest size and hang it on my wall AAAA
@toiletpaper
on it.
@matchawho
fr thank you so much 😭😭 i owe you my life admin!! i was too busy fangirling and forgot to screenshot this exact moment
@armpitodor
???? WHAT DID I MISS
@lululand
gurl you’re missing on peak thats what
@tataeveryone
i passed out like 41 times like WHY R THEY SO CUTEEE ISTGGG
@armpitodor
FMLLLL THE ONE TIME THEY DECIDED TO DO LIVE TOGETHER AND I FCKING MISSED IT?????
@gghgis
bruh hg was giving isg the bedroom eyes the entire live im not even joking
@terraaway
FRR the way hg licked the choc away from isg like??? hg my man ure not slickkk
@aigomylaifu
someone should have asked isg to wear hg’s headband…that would be legendary
@zerokill
at least isg confirmed that he was wearing hg’s tshirt!!
@armpitodor
R U FCKING KIDDING MEE OMGGG HGIS IS SO CANON GUYS
@lucymermaid
wait until you hear this one!! hg literally cut isg off when isg mentioned loki’s name!! someone’s being jelly uwu you can read more on the threads!! ><
@gemisme
ALSO ALSO apparently isg has been borrowing some of hg’s clothes now n when he said he’ll return them soon, hg just said to ‘keep it’ like HUHHHH HGIS WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR r they trying to kill us???
@67evennn
i literally GAGGED at that scene. i dont wanna wake up from this fever dream. ever.
@armpitodor
THATS IT im done sorrowing away im going to click on the threads now NO ONE DISTURB ME
@lucymermaid
enjoy!!!
@rikuthegoat
(at timespan 46:16, hg grew tired and rest his head on isg’s shoulder.)
bro r u fucking srs now ASDFHJKL why did my eyes give out exactly ONE SEC before that
@sora
sucks to be you bro 😔
@rikuthegoat
fuck u and MYSELFFDD
@hugosfly
hgisers WE WON TODAYYYY
@rainbowflag
our hgis stocks are upppp 📈📈📈
@quetohell
blessed to be hgis shipper 🙏
@wannabe
lol yall are blind. theyre totally just friends. (redacted) are better than hgis. end of discussion. hg deserves better than someone who is a pick me and also a bum. like did u see the way he was acting all chipmunklike while eating dat eclair? ugh be fr.
@8death8
are you that illiterate to read this post is about hgis? are your brain that rotted that you lose the freewill to not engage with the ships that you dont like?
@karasuthegoat
imagine hating on isg calling him a pick me of all things??? cudnt be me
@yolo
bro youre invading our territory. youre an enemy and not welcomed here. go back to your (redacted) space.
@babyshark
chat sadly i missed the sacred live and im planning to read the threads once i get home. but reading the comments here, so are they in a hotel or smtg?
@littlerooster
yea isg has an important event in paris this week. idk about hg tho he said smtg about needing his own space? then coincidentally they checked in the same hotel and also their rooms are in the same floor
@littlegiant
‘coincidentally’ uh-huh.
@gogogaga
hotel staffs you had ONE job to do 😔😔 yall had the power to push the ‘one room, one bed’ trope on them
@hg41
lets form a prayer circle guys its still not too late to manifest this 🙏🙏
@notdetectiveconan
no but why do i get the feeling that hg already had his hands on this
@fuyunohanashi
that man literally has his destiny card activated all the time. meeting w isg is child’s play for him.
“It says here it’s up to us whether to use milk or dark chocolate chips,” Isagi mumbled as he scrolled through the recipe’s instructions in his phone. He then looked at the counter where the two mentioned ingredients were placed. They had initially bought both types because they didn’t want to make another trip to the supermarket in case they changed their minds. But now that it was time to make a decision…
Isagi rubbed his temple before turning to his baking partner.
“What do you think, Sae-san? Which one do you prefer?”
Itoshi Sae shrugged, his teal eyes had that unusual glint where you would only see when there was an interesting and unexpected development on the field, as he diligently watched the circular motion of the electrical mixer.
“Don’t care. I’m fine with any of them.” Once the dough had been thoroughly mixed, he turned the mixer off. “I’m not the only one who’s going to eat the cookies, so your preference matters too.”
Isagi crossed his arms, his futaba slightly wiggled as his head tilted in a thinking posture. The sight never failed to amuse the redhead midfielder.
“I’m okay with any of them too…Oh, then!” Isagi picked up both packets of chocolate chips before walking toward Sae. He then dangled them up in front of the older Itoshi.
“How about we use both of them? There’s no rule that says we have to only use one.”
“That’s true,” Sae echoed. He then took both the packets away from Isagi’s hands and tore them open. Isagi fished out his phone, thumb scrolling down to read the next instruction.
“For the chocolate chips, we will need—”
“There’s no measurement for them.”
With that, Sae practically poured all of the contents into the dough mixture. His blank face made it seemed like he was an evil witch concocting cursed potions to be distributed to all soccer players around the world. When Isagi couldn’t hold his laugh at the thought, Sae raised an elegantly trimmed eyebrow at the bluenette which only caused Isagi to laugh harder.
“Only you’d find this funny.”
Isagi wheezed, “That’s not true! I’m sure you’re surpressing your own laughs right now!”
Once both of the packets were emptied, Sae turned the mixer back on to incorporate the obscene amount of chocolate chips into the mixture.
“As long as you’re aware of that,” Sae mused absentmindedly. When he felt a pair of blue eyes staring persistently at his side profile, the redhead scooped a bit of the dough with his forefinger and flicked it toward Isagi’s face.
“Hey! That’s a waste!”
Sae’s sharp eyes curled slightly, “Then don’t waste it, Yoichi. It’s not like eating a little unbaked dough would kill you.”
Isagi swiped the pitiful glob of dough from his skin before he stared petulantly at it, “...really?”
Sae nodded confidently, yet his ever-present blank face only made Isagi even more suspicious. “Yeah. When have I ever made you doubt me?”
Hm. That was true. Sae’s assists had always been deadly helpful and on point that Isagi never failed to score a goal from each of it.
“Plus, if you’re scared…” A playful glint sparked from those usually sharp teal eyes.
“...should I lick it away for you?”
Isagi sputtered. The untouched dough suddenly felt heavy on his finger. “W-What! Why would you do that?!”
The bluenette then gasped.
“...Are you being influenced by Rin’s habit? Is that it?”
In the speed of light, a cloud of gloom and mild fury immediately formed over Sae’s head, “Why would I be influenced by that idiotic brother? I’m not that easy.”
Upon hearing the tense reply, Isagi chuckled as he walked toward the sink, opting to wash away the mixture instead of eating it. “Jeez, you brothers tend to spike your cortisols whenever you hear each other’s name.”
Sae, who didn’t understand the reference, only blinked at Isagi.
“I don’t know about that. But I know my heartbeat also spikes whenever I’m playing with or against you.”
The bluenette then burst out laughing, flapping his hands to dry off the droplets clinging to his wet hands.
“The feeling’s mutual, then!”
Unbeknownst to Isagi, Sae let out a once in a billion, small, exasperated smile behind him. His normally dull teal orbs softened for a moment, as he stared at the striker’s back.
“It's more than that for me, though.”
Isagi, who was drying his hands with a tissue, finally turned toward him and tilted his head questioningly. “What was that?”
Sae sighed silently before stopping the mixer.
“So, what do we do next?"
@allyocchan_admin
As always, all praises to our glorious savior and striker, Isagi Yocchan Yoichi aka the G.O.A.T.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you all on today’s agenda:
/A screenshot of Itoshi Sae’s official account (sae_10) where the midfielder had posted a picture of Isagi taking out a tray of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies from the oven. The picture was taken from the back hence the bluenette’s expression was not seen. The caption was: 🍪 with 🌱💙)
Lo and behold, a baking session with Saesagi!
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@yoiluvs
dat 💙 thooo???? ohmydays someone is a simp
@chipsamoy
those cookies look scrumptious 🤤🤤🤤
@linliu
isg’s or the ones on the tray?
@chipsamoy
both.
@5six7777
ngl i cud feel my teeth fall off just by looking at dat choc chips
@yoyoblade
dibs on isg was the one who put in that rdculous amt of choc chips
@strikefielder
nah i bet its sae
@seis4eva
OMGGG SEIS???? what a way to start my day, god blessss 🙏
@mommywolf
today was not it but this just saved my day 🥺 all praise to seis lord 🙏
@hondayuki
wait wait so guys, isg is in spain rn? like in sae’s home??
@high5
possibly bec recently, some randos saw isg boarding the flight to spain
@nanaluvs
OMGGG if so pls pls pls isg’s staying over at sae
@hondayuki
oh no. oh no my mind went unholy mode just like that.
@luigikart
omydaysss so domesticcc❤️just get married already you two 😔😔
@peachesintrenches
i bet rin’s fuming rn
@justflyaway
bet he’ll track isg’s whereabouts and sabotage their date
@leonardocappucino
when you’re in obsessive bf contest and your opponent is rin
@spideygirl
okay last time it was hgis. and now seis? like GUYS do you see the vision
@beforreal
THANK GOD someone finally said it!! likeee i cudn’t be the only one to notice this rightttt
@ijbolmylife
wait what. im slow pls explain it to me.
@67evennn
correct me if im wrong but i think its the way we got contents from hg first then sae now. both from ng11 also.
@hardthanabrick
isn’t that normal tho? like despite them almost ready to kill each other in the field, they’re mostly on friendly terms outside of it. everyone’s literally frens with isg. so its not susrprising when they post smtg abt isg.
@notdetectiveconan
pfft “frens”
@spideygirl
ok but in the past they only used to post abt isg post match right? but now theyre even including him in their personal activities?? like r u getting me? r u guys seeing ts??
@beforreal
im with u my man
@hardthanabrick
thats…..still normal??
@spideygirl
u owe me when the next allyocchan post will be from another ng11 just watch
@wannabe
everytime i read the contents of this acc, i just know several angles lost there wings from there disguising delusions
@karasuthegoat
not to be dat guy but here ya go *angels *their *disgusting
@notcannibal
LMAOOOO clock em
@wannabe
aww how cute correcting my grandmar.
@karasuthegoat
dude thats just simple spelling mistake. nthg to do with *grammar.
@8death8
everytime you comment on one of these posts, i just know several angels die from you embarrassing yourself.
@mingle
i want to bake cookies together too. ughh when will i find the isg to my sae life? 😔
@labu8u
lmao u did not just compare urself to sae
@homomegatron
GUYS. guys. i have another theory. so prevly isg ate eclairs with hg right. then now he bake cookies with sae. LIKEE is this sum sort of competition betw them or smth
@fivesixsike
lets not go that far…
@sproutyoi
no no let em cookkkk
@armpitodor
atp id rather believe on yall rather than the news
@bastardmunchx
if the theme is food or dessert then im so curiousss what will kiis be
@jj
but kis been silent lately isnt he. we barely see kiis contents nowadays
@kiiskiss
shhhh thats ur demon speaking. in kiis we thrust 💙🩵
@monarch_kiis
plus kis is not active online so who knows what kind of kiis content we might be missing offline
@80kggrip
/// coping ///
@119lknis
if you think kiis has been mia then come n take a look at lkis.
@ubersvroom
nah yall still safe. u shud look at lorenzo and isg. we still dont know our ship name. its basically a drought here.
Walking along the Arno river, Isagi felt the cold wind brushed over his cheeks. As if it was silently welcoming Isagi and his strolling companion for the day. Today’s weather was mostly cloudy, causing the ancient architecture lining along the river to seem even more regal and nostalgic.
“Stay close to me, mio caro amico. We wouldn’t want you to get lost now, okay?”
Isagi wondered if that was even possible when he had one Don Lorenzo gripping his hand like he would be blown away by the winds in any seconds now. Plus, it was only the two of them walking along this pathway. The ambience was a stark contrast to the crowded Ponte Vecchio that they had passed earlier.
Still, it was already late in the evening and Isagi was not that familiar to Florence compared to the Ubers defender. It may be best to heed Lorenzo’s words and practice caution. Yet when Isagi tried to keep up with Lorenzo’s wide stride and adjusted their joined hands, the lanky man hollered in laughter.
The bluenette frowned, “What?”
Lorenzo just shook his head, rubbing a stray tear from the corner of his eyes. “Nah, it just felt like I’m being handed a trophy for a second there.”
His reply only caused Isagi to frown harder. 'What trophy?'
The elite defender just shot an innocent smile before he directed Isagi’s attention to the buildings across the bank.
“When the sun sets, you’ll see the river flowing beautifully in golden colors. Makes you think of riches and money, huh? When I was a kid, I used to think there were literal golds swimming merrily in it.”
Isagi huffed, “If that was true, then I bet you’d be the first one to jump into it. Who knows? Maybe you wouldn’t be here as a soccer player.”
Lorenzo hummed. His purplish orbs dimmed as if reminiscing a distant yet unforgetable memory. “Nah, that’s so boring and not okay~. I prefer my life as it is, okay?”
“Besides,” he then looked at Isagi from the corner of his eyes, his golden teeth further accentuated by the beginning of the sunset.
“...I won’t be able to meet all of you amazing soccer players that way, would I? There’s no way in hell I’d throw this life away.”
Isagi’s blue eyes softened, yet they still carried the blazing fire that they would usually see on the field. And just like always, Lorenzo found himself unable to look away from that consuming gaze. A shiver of thrill ran along his spine as he felt his golden teeth ached inexplicably.
“...Right. We can’t have that, can we? Just focus on tightening the defense line and don't let me score so easily like in our last match, okay?” Isagi taunted cheekily.
Lorenzo snorted. It always traced back to soccer with this particular caro.
“Don’t get so full of yourself yet. Look away and I’ll sweep you off your feet.”
Isagi tilted his head in confusion, “That’s foul, though.”
“...You don’t get it. I’ll just show you in our next match, okay?”
Isagi pursed his lips, still thinking of the logic behind the taller man’s idea before his attention instantly locked onto the scenery before them.
“...Woah.”
Even though they were not standing on the iconic Ponte Vecchio, the view of the golden reflections along the river were still breathtaking from their current position. The slight swaying of the river did not deplete their beauties, instead it only made the scenery more alive and surreal to the onlookers.
The more Isagi looked at it, the harder it was for him to stop comparing the golden reflections to Lorenzo’s teeth. At that thought, Isagi snorted which surprised his companion.
“Oh? A penny of your thoughts, cucciolo?”
Dismissing the casual endearment, Isagi brought up their joined hands to point towards the array of golden reflections, surprising the taller man yet again.
“I was thinking that; this place really suits you, Don.”
Lorenzo’s amethyst eyes blinked once, before gradually relaxing as he overcame his previous astonishment. He then stepped closer to Isagi, his eyes zeroed in on their linked hands, paired with the scenic atmosphere beyond them. This close, he could feel the warmth of their bodies entangled together.
“Can’t say I had the best memories here, but…”
Lorenzo grinned as he looked down at Isagi. The colors of his golden teeth reflected on Isagi’s deep blue orbs, akin to a sea of aureate stars in the midnight sky.
“...I’d say you’re right, okay? 🎶”
@allyocchan_admin
First and foremost, all praises to our glorious savior and striker, Isagi Yocchan Yoichi aka the G.O.A.T.
Buckles up Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you all on today’s agenda:
/A screenshot of Don Lorenzo’s official account (dn.lrenz) where Lorenzo had posted a picture of a black silhouette with the iconic gilded scenery of Arno river as the background. The caption was: sunset in Florence with mio caro amico. 🎶)/
Who could that be, I wonder?
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@ubersvroom
no way. NO WAYHHHHNSNJSJ
@ubersvroom
someone i dont care who u r JUST PINCH ME AND TELL ME THIS IS REALLLL
@allyocchan_admin
it’s very much real 😘
@ubersvroom
ADMINN omgggg bye
@67evennn
LMAO we’d recognise that sprout literally anywhere u don have stealth lorenzo
@tombdiver
ikrrr the way i screamed when i see dat adorable sprout
@blinkgone
pretty sure bro knows what hes doing
@isgtolrnz
if this is a dream then dont wake me up. let me sleep forever. i am at where i want to be.
@spideygirl
WHAT DID I SAYYYY come on pay uppppp
@spideygirl
[hardthanabrick] im looking at you.
@yolobunny
danggg not just any ng11, but lorenzo??? this is a historical moment yall
@iamnowhere
okay guys this may sound cray cray but i tried to play around w the pic and ??? are they holding hands ??? most of it is cut off by the border pic tho but like ??? GUYSS ???
@iamdenial
nah do not play w me lad
@ferrariwheel
r u srs??? like do i just play arnd w my brightness? I WANT TO SEE IT TOO
@ferrariwheel
OOMF PLS REPLY I CANT SEE IT HOW DO U DO ITTTT
@huggymolly
sharing is caring oomf 😔😔 we all want to see it
@gymrat
what if they edited it tho? my heart cant take that blasphemy 💔💔
@applesorbet
dont we have italian oomf here? i need to know if the rumor of them holding hands is true or not 😔
@ginga
sadly florence is crowded with tourists at this time of year. it’ll be hard to confirm that i’m afraid.
@applesorbet
💔💔💔
@flyhigh
imagine bringing someone special to stroll around your birth place. how romantic
@topsnoone
literally isnt this like a declaration of love already???
@hardthanabrick
bro literally said mio caro amico yall cant read at all or at least use google translate
@isg4eva
dont careeeee get outttttt
@spideygirl
this is not a safe space for you. i mean it.
@ttyl
imagine u come here to have fun then some randos decided to be a bum
@cocolemon
isg is a bum
@wannabe
the world’s best ❌ the world’s pick me ✔️
@ttyl
see what i mean?
@8death8
here we have isg winning left n right, breaking ankles, a literal angel minding his own business, an unknown magnet to his rivals, then there are these regenerates calling him an attention seeker, a pick me, a bum? ngl some of yall need srs help.
@floranfauna
EXACTLYYHH goshh im so tiredd y cant they just go far away if they hated him sm
@sischill
they think they cud ragebait us when it only makes them look like clowns
@violahola
PREACHHHH
@rainbowranger
isg is rlly jumping countries huh hopefully my goat gets enuf rest 💙🙏
@yoiforlaifu
yea apparently he has a lot of programs this year so thats why hes been up and about
@neutronlaw
so the ng11 take this as an opportunity? okay i’ve connected the two dots.
@balladking
ooo makes sensesssss
@armpitodor
thats 3 ng11 posting abt isg in a row. guys its getting real im afraid.
@9in10
noo dont be afraid. lets embrace it. 😇
@marukochan
fr tho they’re so sus
@baldshake
true i tried not to be hopeful but at the same time these guys wont lemme take a fckg break
@bastardmunchx
day 9999 of waiting for kiis turn 💙🩵
@boomer
im afraid youll have to add more 9 to that
@bastardmunchx
respectfully, sybau 👍
@queeniexoxo
lets see how it plays out guys. we will emerge as victors, trust.
@offurhead
💯💯💯 anything for our goat
@croi88ant
lrnz who likes to party...isg who likes to walk arnd…oh don lrnz i didnt know ur game
@silvertooth
dem thats a whole fckg forest right there
@goalraver
get u a bf like don lorenzo guys
@ubersupers
nah i still want isg as my bf MOVEEE LRNZ ITS MY TURNN
@superstarZ
get in the line dumbass.
@flossmyeye
yea que up at the far back there
@ubersupers
dang we all dat thirsty huh
Surrounded by the humming of the car engine, the cold breeze hinting the start of autumn and the calm movements of the coast waves far ahead, Isagi felt his eyes begin to droop as he leaned over the slick, metallic door of Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet.
It was the beginning of his favourite season yet Isagi could not help but lament on the fact that he would be flying to another country tomorrow. Experiencing autumn in different areas could bring some sort of meaningful memories, sure, but Isagi just wished that he could bask in it in a more peaceful way.
Just as he was ruminating over his unfortunate situation, a deep but tilting voice resonated from the driver’s seat.
“Are you falling asleep, conejito? But we haven’t even started anything, yet~”
Isagi rolled his eyes, but the small smile on his lips betrayed his initial annoyance toward a certain Spaniard.
“I think I have the right to close my eyes for the entire journey because someone just had to drag me away to god knows where, when I could use the time to go home and rest.”
Bunny Iglesias steadily gripped the stirring wheel with one hand while his other arm was draped behind Isagi’s seat, occasionally drumming his fingers on the leather.
“By rest, you mean watching over soccer tapes and analysing the plays until you eventually drifted to sleep? At this rate, you’re going to marry a soccer ball and no one would be surprised.”
That doesn’t sound like a bad idea, was what Isagi was about to say but that would prove Bunny’s point and he didn’t want to give the Barcha forward an upper hand. Plus, he was not as reckless as his teenager years now, he knew exactly how to care for his body as a professional athlete.
If he was too engrossed with some clips that his mind took control of his body before he knew it, then that was only for him to know.
“No, seriously, where are we going?” The bluenette leaned away from the door and slumped lazily onto his seat. Immediately after that, he felt Bunny’s fingers switched their target to the back of his neck. It was a bit ticklish but Isagi was far too exhausted to swat the invading organ away.
“Hmm. You’ll see.” Bunny replied with his usual ominous smile, his ruby eyes never strayed too long from Isagi’s lethargic figure.
Suddenly, Bunny stopped the car at the side of the mountain road and set it on temporary parking mode. When Isagi looked questioningly at the taller man, Bunny’s upper torso had already turned fully toward him.
“Yoichi.”
Isagi gulped, still unused to the way the Barcha player could switch between his playful side and his occasionally serious demeanor, despite knowing him for years already.
“...What is it?”
“Would you…” Ruby eyes darkened in tandem with the growing tension in the air, causing Isagi to unconsciously clenched his hands on his lap. Sure, Isagi had already clashed with Bunny’s monstrosity several times on the field, even defeated him, but it was a different matter when they were outside of the pitch.
There were no fields to run on, no goal posts to score for, and certainly no soccer balls to demonstrate their skills, strategies, feelings. Outside the field, Isagi still had the tendency to read too much on other’s expressions. He distinctly remembered the words that he had said to Bunny a few years back.
(You have such a sad smile on your face.)
Yet, for the current Bunny though, his smile was—
“...like to eat Auedif with me after this?”
Somewhere, the caw of a bird echoed before the noise gradually dispersed.
...
Isagi blinked once, then twice, before his entire body skin turned into the same color as the eyes of the infuriating man before him.
“Y-You—” Isagi gaped, his shoulders shook in uncontrollable rage and pure embarrassment.
“You promised not to bring it up ever again!! You’re an asshole for that, I swear!”
Bunny, on the other hand, was having the moment of his life. His hand clutching his stomach as a series of loud laughter continued to erupt from his mouth. If Isagi wasn’t too busy scolding the other forward, he would also notice the genuine pinprick of small tears forming on the corner of Bunny’s closed eyes and the faint redness of his cheeks from laughing too hard.
“Stop laughing already, you shitty hulk!!”
“Okay, okay,” Bunny gasped in between laughs. He then poked Isagi’s cheek as if that was enough to soothe the bluenette.
“From now on…”
Bunny’s smile widened when Isagi grabbed the offending finger with his scowl still present, relishing on those fiery blue eyes which were as bright as the sky above them.
“...let’s eat Fideua to our heart contents until the day we die, alright~”
@allyocchan_admin
Firstly, all praises to our glorious savior and striker, Isagi Yocchan Yoichi aka the G.O.A.T.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you all on today’s agenda:
/A screen recording of a story status posted by Bunny Iglesias’ official account (bunny.igs), where Bunny took a short timelapse of two pairs of bare feet beneath the clear shore waves. On one of the smaller foot, another username was tagged and written in small font: @yoichi_isg)
Bunnysagi beach date? 👀🐰🌱
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@wolfbark
HOLY MOLY SIZE DIFFERENCE
@notgayurhonor
both isgs feet are like half of bn foot
@mothersmarchen
ngl bunny is dat ml who built like a fridge dat you wud find in y/n slop
@blowchrishy
lmaooo wheres the lie tho
@hastalavista
at least our version is not a slop n yoichi is the best aka goatest y/n out there
@yoilovey
yocchan my small king pls stay like dat forever
@gangstasike
petition for isg to start selling feet pics
@justanormalguy
fr id pay millions for them
@rugbydose
r u mikage reo by chance?
@debasecow
i second this. just look at that smooth tanned skin.
@shaketea
BNIS NATIONNN WAKE UPPP ITS OUR BOYSSS
@yolomyhw
…its so beautiful. ive been looking at this for 3 hours.
@tennine8
just 3? weak, bnis deserves better than dat
@kim49reader
isg’s glorious feet aside but is there no one gonna mention how wholesome this is?
@arialroman
DEADASSS like theyre really out there on the beach??? if this is not a date then idk what is
@fishybaby
bnis content oh god is real yall
@armpitodor
WTHHH THATS SO CUTEEE look at isg’s itty bitty tiny feet next to bn’s HUMONGOUS ONES
@not3some
bnis is really the def of size difference 💯
@slothcracker
excuse me ngis was here first
@tungtungsike
n hgis??? bris???
@yuyukameha
nah lets be real almost all of isg partners are bigger than him. its a whole buffet here for us allisg fans.
@gangnotgang
not complaining 🤤🤤 we’re all ready to gobble all of them
@spideygirl
whoop whoop its 2:0 between me and that stupid user now guys LETS FCKG GOOOO
@kodzumen
YASSSS u ate them nobodiess
@carsrsexy
[hardthanabrick] come out wherever u r. dont be shy. we (do n will) dont bite here.
@thatonebeta
nah im getting jelly now i want a share of my yocchan too 😔😔 stop hogging him bunny
@fuwafuwa
even better @ng11 stop hogging isg pls
@ficmanic
just imagine if they were cuddling…oh gosh my nose is bleeding
@frensnotforever
omg i bet bunny cud hug isg with one arm only
@gutsofbrain
dang thats so HOTT
@chinchilla
ok but i heard someone posted a vid of them eating together in a small restaurant not long after that? is this legit guys??
@haremaster
wait What WHERE
@lemonshake
no way that is real
@allyocchan_admin
the user decided to remove the video to safeguard their privacy 😊 so yes, it is true allyocchan nation!
@chincilla
AAAAA BNISERS WE RISEEEE
@hatematcha
oh bunny iglesias what a fortunate man u r
@affogatosoup
for realll 😔 i want a wife like isg too
@kawaiibatman
ok but do we have details on the restaurant date?
@ryukisaiyan
i was able to find few posts about it and translated them. most of them mentioned that they ordered the same menu and bn carried their foods and drinks to their table. oh also bn paying and they also left in the same car. bn’s porsche 911 carrera cabriolet.
@kawaiibatman
ohmydays. god im ready. you can take me now.
@beysword
NAH THATS SO CUTEEE u dont do that for ur friends unless u have to
@octoyaki
istg these hopeless homotrons
@jichaelmackson
theyre going to book a room in a hotel next trusttt
@bnisluvs
lol bunny flexing to isg
@8death8
can’t blame them. they need to score points not just in the pitch, but also outside of it.
@meganechan
theyre spoiling isg so much. truly our boi right there.
@theglazer
the goat the heart the power omega of all
“Now, now…everything will be okay. So, don’t cry alright?”
The small girl’s erratic sobbing gradually softened to light sniffles, her cheeks were flushed with previous exertion paired with the rising humid air in England. Her round eyes were still hazy with unshed tears, her wet eyelashes sticking to her similarly damp eyelids.
Isagi sighed internally. He was only planning to go for a quick jog before making a trip to the nearest convenience store he could find from his current residence. Although his manager had always ensured that his living quarter came with the most luxurious dining establishment, Isagi still preferred to cook his own meals.
20 minutes into his jogging, his sensitive hearing caught the sound of loud crying far ahead before he could even spot the source. Apart from Isagi himself, only a few people were out and about in this area. Most people preferred to stay warm in their cozy homes rather than abusing their muscles and tendons when winter was nearing.
Still crouching in front of the girl, Isagi tried to brighten up the situation, “Who were you with just now? Should we go look for them together?” The girl sniffled once more, her voice was nasally as she replied.“...My…hic…my brother…”
At times like this, Isagi was wholly grateful that he was able to hone up his English. It was one of the languages that he rarely needed to rely on his translation buds to understand and speak.
Just as the words left her, frantic footsteps approached from their side. When they both looked up, it was a young man with a long overcoat meant to withstand the chilling weather. The man was breathing heavily as if he just finished a marathon. Most importantly, his face shared a clear resemblance to the girl before him.
“Eve!”
Tears immediately welled back up from the girl’s eyes as she ran straight into the man and hugged one of his legs.
“Uwahhhh~ Where did you go?!”
The young man chuckled in both relief and exasperation, patting his sister’s head to appease her.
“S-sorry. I swear I took my eyes off you just for a second…” When his eyes met Isagi’s, he perked up as if suddenly remembering the bluenette was there.
“Ah! You were the one who found Eve, weren’t you? Thank you! And, uh…sorry for the trouble, mate.”
Isagi stood up, his head was already shaking as he faced the siblings, “No, no. I didn’t do anything. Eve is a strong and brave girl.”
Hearing that, Eve glanced at Isagi before averting her teary eyes downward. His brother, on the other hand, laughed and rubbed the back of his head awkwardly, as if his sister’s embarrassment somehow transferred to him.
“So, uh, we’re actually heading to a bakery shop. Not that far from here. I want to buy you something in return for…y’know, I know you said you didn’t do anything.. But I’ll also feel bad if you left with nothing…” The man shrugged his shoulders with a smile, “I mean, you did accompany Eve when I was not there for her, y’know?”
It was a profound reasoning. Isagi would not be able to escape it even if he wanted to. Plus, the man seemed genuine and determined to follow through with this plan, so not only him, but Isagi would also feel bad if he rejected the man’s offer here.
As he was about to respond, a grounding arm suddenly snaked around his shoulder.
“Here you are, Yoichi. I’ve been searching for you.”
The new voice was spoken with a heavily French accent and a rich register. Isagi felt his eyes slowly widened in disbelief as he turned to look at the newcomer because why the hell was Julian Loki in England when he was supposed to be scoring goals in his home country?
“Oh? Are these your acquitances, Yoichi?”
Loki just continued plastering that amicable smile, paying no attention to how there were three pairs of eyes blinking at him akin to seeing a ghost materialising out of nowhere.
“Juli—”
“O-Oh…” The brother stuttered out, slowly breaking out of his stupor. “You were with someone? T-then, we can bring him along as well!”
'Eh.'
As if knowing that he had put Isagi into a dilemma, thankfully (?) the speedster decided to take matters into his own hands.
“I apologise…” Yet Isagi just knew that Loki’s tone was anything but sorry. “...but we were actually in a rush…”
Molten gold orbs clashed with Isagi’s dilated sapphire eyes, Loki’s smile didn’t even waver the slightest bit as in one smooth motion, the ace striker’s arm slid down to slot snuggly onto the bluenette’s waist.
“...right, Egoist?”
@allyocchan_admin
Good day, all praises to our glorious savior and striker, Isagi Yocchan Yoichi aka the G.O.A.T.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you all on today’s agenda:
{Reposted from @kingarthur}
Thought my eyes were deceiving me, but glad I was right! 👻⚽
/A picture of Isagi and Loki, seemingly just finished from a run and were resting under a tree in a park. The former was in the middle of drinking, a light sheen of sweat at the side of his temple while Loki smiled at the camera, holding a peace sign behind Isagi’s futaba./
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@godspeedfan
bruh i paid to see u play football only for u to play date with ur bf in ANOTHER country
@hehehaha
imagine ur coach left u on ur own devices to meet his crush lol cudnt be my coach
@helloworld
LMAOOO I CANT loki is such a menace 😭😭
@ijbolman
FRRR bro cant keep getting away from pulling shit like dis 💀😭
@logicboss
nah its bc he keeps getting away that he cud keep doing ts lol
@lokisankles
you’re talking about the youngest master striker here bruh ofc he can get away with it
@luckyfan
booked seats early with full payment, washed, dried, ironed and wore my pxg shirt, sit in the stadium with bigass pxg flag and fullass popcorns, body prepared, soul high, energy at full battery, only to see ur goat sit out the match n have fun with another goat 🥀🥀🥀
@reddergrass
dang how unfortunate for u huh
@lkslegs
IM CRINE I CANT STOP GIGGLINGG bro really didnt give a shit
@yotothelo
to be fair, its just a friendly match so yea 😭
@gimmeluv
lk said fck this shit and lemme just fly to where isg is
@dandundan
look at our ace striker dawg 🥀
@tastefishy
at least pxg still mog the opp
@runrunaway
LESGOOOO THATS MY TEAMM
@fckhybridlearning
be fr how did he even know where to find isg 😭 this is some insane lvl stalking shit bruh
@inkysquid
like which poor guy did he hold at gunpoint to get this info lmao
@butterpeanut
i need to know if hg played some hands on this
@helpeujuseyo
nah lokis too proud for that
@huggywiggle
lk rlly said oh u guys wait for isg to come to ur country to sabotage him? watch me fly to anthr country instead to meet him
@queenofnthg
hes so petty for wat 😭😭😭
@jackofmoras
i strive to be this kind of spiteful person
@allorbackflip
bro rlly had enuf of seeing his fellow ng11 one upping him and decided to pull the power move
@endmylaifu
he really set the bars too high now
@119lknis
LKIS NATIONNN WE ARE FED TODAYYYY 🙏🙏🙏💙💛
@nothorroraddict
lord thank you for the food 🙏
@fckunilife
i have final exam tmrw and i just wanna give up and all but then saw this BOI WE ARE SO BACKKK
@alphamode
yea go back to studying n dont dissapoint ur parents (lkis)
@armpitodor
OMG GUYSS WAKE UP LKIS IS HEREEE 💛💙 n wipe that smug ass smile loki 😭😭
@67evennn
lol ik hes proud n not sorry of pulling ts 😭💙
@lkisprez
ok official statement just got released stating that loki had urgent engagement in the last notice thus the reason why he had to sit out the match
@notdetectiveconan
nah im not buying that
@holahell
ngl this is some shitty cover lmao 😭😭
@gatheringwives
i just know the pxg’s pr team is STRESSED
@jinjabruh
at this rate theyre going to pull the same hairstyle as their star player
@wannabe
im cant with this man. loki is a master striker. hes the godspeed. literally the one’s at the top in the sccer world rn. n here we have ppl reducing his chara to smth like teenage boy in luv??? nah this ppl is rlly krazy. thats the god’s fav person right there. not the kind of person u shud mess and add to dis disguising harem shit.
@isgismywife
? why r u so srs bro
@luvskiis
if we re talking about the top then isg is the ceiling of the soccer world hehe
@ivansorrow
teenage boy who? all i see is a man on mission
@karasuthegoat
chat i saw a post about my notp and had two options: one, ignore that shit and resume to scroll away to the contents that i want, two, same as number one but before i scroll away, i blocked and mute the contents to manage my algorithm. what do you think i should do?
@moetron
two seems the most sustainable choice
@mechalover
yea ill pick two if i were ya
@hanselngretel
one if ure not some whiny bitch
@hardthanabrick
this must be rigged like the ng11 is better than this
@kirara
god forbid soccer players being affectionate w each other n shippers having fun
@sunfish3
everyday i thank god for giving me the ability to enjoy my shipper life w/o giving a flying fuck of others dumbass opinion
@kingarthur
i was curious seeing this was doing numbers…and wow never thought this was a thing until now and ngl im kinda invested in this
@isgfutaba
welcome, mate!! we’re all chill here and we love to talk abt allisg, or even just isg in general!! let’s spread the love for our dear egoist and have fun talking about soccer!
@8death8
yeap, we’re all chill indeed but bear in mind, slandering our yocchan will not be tolerated 😊 welcome!
@dailygacha
The best day ever 💙 (Translated from German)
—
Attached to the post was a two minute video capturing the backs of two figures. One of them had midnight hair with a tinge of blue hues. Meanwhile the other figure was taller, donning blonde hair with rat tails dyed in lighter blue.
The place seemed to be a local bakery in Germany, the lighting was quite dim casting an almost golden glow to the entire premise. The duo was at the front of the queue line, still deciding on what to purchase. That, and they were also bickering like an old married couple.
“I’m telling you to choose, you dumbass. What’s the point of this if you’re not the one who makes the final decision?”
The taller man sighed loudly, his figure began to slouch as if there were suddenly invisible weights clamping on his shoulders following the bluenette’s words.
“And I’m telling you I’m fine with whichever.” Even if the camera couldn’t capture his expression, somehow the imagery of him rolling his eyes paired well with his tone. “In the end, they will all turn into the same shi—Oof!”
The smaller figure drove a sharp elbow to the other’s stomach before he could finish his words. Suppressed chuckles could be heard from the one who recorded the video, making the focus slightly shaky. Meanwhile the male worker in front of the duo could only put on a patient smile, his posture remained perfect and lax as he waited for their orders.
“Sorry,” the shorter one muttered to the worker before turning sharply to his companion.
“Hurry up, shitty Kaiza. We’re holding up the line.”
“You heard me, shitty Yoichi. I don’t care what flavor it is so just pick one and let’s get out of here already.” ‘Kaiza’ immediately countered.
Hearing that reply, the one named Yoichi sighed heavily, muttering something along the lines of ‘you horrific manchild’ before he finally faced forward.
“Then, what do you think, sir?”
The male worker blinked, a crack on his professional stance. “...Pardon?”
“Do you think we should get the Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte or the Käsekuchen?” Yoichi clarified amicably.
“...Then, if you don’t mind, I recommend—”
“Oi.”
The entire bakery dissolved into a chilling silence with that one word. Even the video seemed to lag temporarily, as if the word caused a slight distortion to the phone’s system.
“Why the shit are you asking him?”
‘Yoichi’ huffed, there was no indication of fear at all in his posture and speech. In contrast, the male worker was as pale as a white sheet, his impeccable smile seemingly frozen in time.
“Because you were taking too long? Duh. That’s why I’ll just let another person choose for us.”
“But that’s…” ‘Kaiza’ mumbled, his spine was straight from the back view but there was a hint of subtle fragility in his words.
There was a beat of silence before ‘Kaiza’ finally spoke up.
“Nevermind. I’ve decided.”
‘Yoichi’ perked up, “You have?”
The taller one hummed, before he turned to stare at the trembling worker. “I want—”
A sudden ping sounded in the video, indicating a new notification for the phone’s owner. The video then ended, ‘Kaiza’s decision remained unknown.
—
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@bastardmunchxx
OMG GUYSSS??
{Reposted from @dailygacha}
The best day ever 💙
/The video has been deleted by the owner./
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@kiiskiss
YES YESS I SAW IT TOOO AHSHSHGHJK
@kiis_monarch
oh kiis i never lost hope on u 😭😭🙏
@tenten9
oh the owner deleted the vid 🥺 but i saw it thoo!! 💙🩵 they were so cute omg my babies
@armpitodor
ok what fckg train did i miss this time
@facecardnomore
no no youre not alone. i wanna know too.
@humptyducky
WHAT HAPPENED?? IS IT KIIS???
@cutiepie
apparently yes??? but i need contexts guys what happened in the vid???
@forureternity
there was a post that list down their dialogues complete with translations but then uhhh i think they also deleted it 😭😭 wait wait lemme make a summary:
kiis in a bakery, they want to buy a cake, they fight on the flavor, isg then ask the worker to choose for them, kis disagree like OI, in the end hes the one who choose, oh its betw choc blackforest and cheesecake i think? but then we didnt get to hear his answer bec the owner’s notif tone interrupt it, oh also isg was speaking german. rlly fluid, sexy and all.
@armpitodor
OMGGGG WTH KIIS UR INSANEEEEE
@facecardnomore
lol is kis jealous???? is that it ohmylord
@gogurl
nahhh now im curious what flavor did he pickkk 😭😭
@sproutheaven
ISG SPEAKING WAT NOW??? OH LORD HAVE MERCY
@viviisg
omg guys. is this real. IS THIS FUCKING REAL.
@corona
ugh i need to see the vid noww 😭😭 why did i come late ughhhh
@humptyducky
dang i want to hear isg speaking german i bet he sounds hot 🤤🤤
@totoro
as one of the person who’ve seen the vid, he sounds hot indeed
@grandpawhale
dang michael kaiser U LUCKY BASTARDD 😭😭
@spideygirl
ohmydays. wait wait guys get this. its december. it was kis bday 3 days ago. are they…celebrating it??
@kiis_monarch
oh... OH.
@frostjack
oh dang youre cookinggg why didnt i thought of that
@y_ri
ill be so happy if that is truee 🥺🥺
@jujumeow
I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE @allyocchan_admin pls youre my only hope 😭😭
@allyocchan_admin
I’m sorry 🥺🙏 the owner must have reasons to delete the video. But I managed to screenshot the dialogue’s translation before it was also deleted. Anyone who wants to read it, please do send me a private message.
@ggstriker
oh atp ill take it 🙏
@ttylbye
yeah as long as i know what they were saying then i can die happily
@lucatill
FCK REASONS i thought we all rise and fall w this ship together 😔😔
@hugedream
the time has come for kiis but it was not without turbulence 😔
@gurlboss
true i get that it was for their privacy but im still sad sighhhh
@fruitless
at least kiis were having a good time there 😔🙏 thats all that matters
@encanto
dont be sad guys and lets think of happy thoughts like kiis eating the cake 2gether
@bellerina
ohhh what if they use one fork only yummmm indirect kiss
@iceskating
what if they use (redacted) for (redacted)
@gwenchana
uhm
@allyocchan_admin
Alright, enough sad thoughts! Let’s vote what flavor Kaiser chose instead! 🥳
@bastardmunchxx
hmm i was going for choc blckfrst at first…but then cheesecake seems possible too
@ferrerowheel
chocolate blackforest for me ehe
@stairtoheaven
i think ill go w cheesecake. i get the feeling kis wud choose smtg diff this time.
@kiiskiss
this is kinda hard but ill go with cheesecake!
@notdetectiveconan
i dont think kis likes cheese that much…it might reminds him of milk... choc blackforest for me.
@spideygirl
im bad w guessing game but ummm choc blackforest i think? it seems like smth that isg wud choose too
@armpitodor
i agree with [notdetectiveconan] so ill vote for choc blackforest too
@hardthanabrick
atp yall just making things up abt ur ships. think about how isg and kis feel if they see this kind of posts about them
@wannabe
they never learned 😌 im just waiting for the days where this harem shit sinks into the deepest hole once they know how his supposed harem actually hate isg in reel life
@8death8
on what basis did you say the video was fake? plus even if they are not very active in their socmed, i think both isg and kis are very much informed of the media world. if they all hate isg, then they wouldn't go out of their way to spend time with isg? in all of our posts, we are very much aware that this is for shipping purposes only and we remain respectful towards their identity as athletes. we didn’t debase or reduce them into something that would be considered disrespectful. it seemed to me you are the one who never learned. this just proves that you like to encroach on our platform just for spreading your isg hate agenda. if allisg or shipping is not for you, then just leave. disrespectfully stop making a fool out of yourself. it’s an eyesore.
@wannabe
keep on yapping bro just stay on ur delisuon lane until u become krazy n whatever
@karasuthegoat
we’re delusional with performing brains. that’s the difference between us and you. your username practically confirms that for yourself.
@spideygirl
literally. don’t like, don’t interact. even a fetus in womb cud understand this.
@hardthanabrick
/ This account no longer exists. Learn more. /
@yoichi_isg
Let’s polish our ego for the upcoming year too! ⚽
/A total of three pictures were posted. The first was an enormous Christmas tree adorned with colorful lights and decorations. The second picture captured a soccer ball in between Isagi’s crossed legs on a snowy field.
The last one was a picture of two flavors in one cake, with Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte on the right side while Käsekuchen on the left. A small, rectangular chocolate bar was perched at the center, stating: Für den nervigen Superstar/
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