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today existed again
liam woked up
he felted sick so he like..went to dollar tree and bought one of those shitty pregnancy tests
he used the pregnancy test
he looked at it and it was positive, he didnt know he could get pregnant he was shocked
"holy tung tung" he saided
he told bryc that he was pregnanted frim him
"wait wgat" brytc said in shocks. no way he gotted liam mpregged
"yes way" liam saided backs
9 montheds later,
liam was giiving birth and somehow airy was the fucking doctor.
"push" airy saids.
liam pusheds as the baby camed out,
the baby shocked eveyrone..
THE BABY...WAS...ELON MUSK??
"w-what..how??" bryce saided as he stared at baby elon
"goo goo ga ga let go to mars" baby elon musk sais
liam stared at the baby
"airy abort this fucking thing-"
airy gets ran over by a cargo ship. YES, A SHIP.
liam and bryc stared as airy died and angel tung tung lifted him up into heven
the end.