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If you had to ask Wifies if he was a normal guy, he'd say yes! He worked at a cafe, had no powers sadly, lived a peaceful life and even had a few friends! Okay well maybe he lied about a few things there.. And no it's not the friends part. How DARE you assume that! He has friends! Okay well he's sure they see him as a friend. He kind of doesn't care that much.
Okay, he knows thats a little mean, not caring for his friends but come on! He's evil-in his own words- so he has to fit into it! Moving on from that, what he met was lying about the powers, peacful life, all that stuff. He does work at a cafe owned by squiddo his.. Acquaintance. Which he is currently awake at 7 am for. Yeah it was not a good idea to zone out while making some food, luckily the pancakes came out delicious!
Next was just to get his coffee all set up so he actually has the energy to go to work. Wouldn't want to go to work being an absolute zombie! He still has to keep up the quiet kind Wifies persona he has there. Yes he has a persona just for work. Why wouldn't he? Itd be horrible to have a maniac as a barista! Its scare all the customers away! That'd just be bad for business. And no, despite all of Wifies evil tendencies (evilfies?) He actually liked the cafe and dosen't want it to go out of business! It makes the best dark black painfully bitter coffee out there!
As Wifies finally finishes up his morning routine he heads out for the day making sure to not forget his lovely black backpack he uses for anything! With those pins he really loves too, a spyglass and a yingyang. No just because hes evil(fies) dosen't he cant enjoy things! Thats just the stereotypical version. As he walks he makes sure to take the long path! He just enjoys the walk so he can think about things. Sometimes Wifies wishes he could just make clones!
Have all different personas he puts up and make them real! That would be so much easier on his sleep and just his overall freetime.. its not exactly easy putting up fake version of yourself all around and having to be all of them at once! Goodness being Wifies is so hard, he's so talented! As the cafe comes into view, its big orange sign being the most prominent part of the cafe. In big orange letters "Squid-Do's" with even a little squid icon. He walks over noting how there seems to already be a person inside.
Huh! As long it isnt someone like Derapchu or Boosfer he should be- was that pickachu ears. Wifies takes a deep breath, his patience is definitely getting tested today. Why does he seem so dissapointed you ask? Because those ears mean one thing and one thing only. Derapchu, the guy who definitely has a crush on Wifies but sucks at hiding it. The guys stumbles over his words and always keeps glancing at Wifies when he thinks Wifies isnt looking. So he enters anyways.
The soft, DING of the bell over the door rings out, alerting the other person of his appearance. "Hey." Wifies called out, calmly walking over to the counter, peering over at whatever Derapchu was doing. "YIKES!! Dude warn me first.. " Dearpchu yelps, pausing whatever he was doing. Wifies just stared for a beat or two, dumbfounded. Wifies really wanted to scold Derapchu right about now- "I did call out. " he instead says, moving to the back of the cafe so he could set up his belongings and clock in. He watches Derapchu from the corner of his eye, noting how the man is currently struggling to avoid looking at Wifies. Atleast it's an ego boost for Wifies really being fawned over.
'Poor Derap,' Wifies thinks to himself, holding in a snicker at how the guy obviously has a crush. Derapchu isnt exactly subtle about it after all! And before you ask, no Wifies isn't into Derapchu. Yet. Well, as Wifies puts on his orange apron a bit of an eyesore if you ask him and puts on his usual customer reserved smile as he clocks in a small thought runs through his head. 'This is going to be a troublesome day.' Wifies has a knack for figuring that type of stuff out! One could even call him an expert really.
"I'll be on taking order duty, you mind making the drinks and food?" Wifies asks, tilting his head in the right way he knows makes Derapchu feel a bit flustered. "Y-yeah dude!" Derapchu says, giving him a stupid grin as he goes to flip the sign to open aswell as unlock the door. "Right! Let's work well Derapchu!" Wifies says in the "happy voice" he likes messing with people sometimes. Helps keep up the persona, joking around, all that stuff. He sees Derapchu cringe a little like he always does when Wifies does that voice, before letting a small laugh. "Lets refrain.. from doing that okay?" Wifies lets out a small snicker, but complied anyways as the first customer came in.
"Oh booy!! Guess who! Thats me right, its me jumperwho!!!" Jumper beams, bouncing in as usual. She was always a regular, and one of the first customers to come in. Its as if she had memorized their opening times! Jumper was a bunny hybrid, just like her name suggests. She had her usual pink sweater on, and some black shorts. "Hello, what may I get you today?" He asks in his usual calm voice, ready to type it in. "Hmm! I wanna try the ice cherry latte!" She grinned, letting a soft giggle as Wifies typed it in. "That'd be 4.99, please wait as we get your order ready," he responds, taking her card to put it in the card reader. (Help i don't know how money works)
"okie dokie! You know who to call right? Jumper who!" She says turning on her heel to go find a seat. "Derap, one iced cherry latte." Wifies noted, turning to give Derapchu a glance before focusing on waiting for the next customer. He heard a small "Okay!" and the sound of the espresso machine starting up. Wifies let a small hum, a sound of acknowledgement basically. Wifies could not wait for this day to be over, he has other things to do! Like focusing on being evil or coming up with evil devious plans. Wifies said this before, he's an evil villan! This means even while he's working a simple barista job and putting up a kind persona he is infact thinking about all the evil deeds he could be doing right now at this moment!
Oh? Whats his villan name you ask? Well that's for him to know and you to find out! Wait who is he even talking to? Wifies definitely needs some therapy or soemthing. Why is he acting as if people could read his thoughts or something! That's just impossible unless he's in a book or something similar. Oh who is he kidding, welp instead of thinking about usless stuff like that he needs to refocus on his goal. His evil plans! Well he could pick a fight with some heros? Oh right- he never did explain his world. Well Wifies lives in this world called "Minecraft" specifically the country of "SMP" A very big place if you had to ask him. In his city the Unstable Smp which is also the biggest city in the whole country heros exist, vigilantes, aswell as villans. Wifies is all three of those!
He has the power of shape-shifting aswell as a few unknown powers! Well shapeshifters are rare due to most of them blending into the environment or other things. Shape-shifting was seen as "bad" or "dangerous" so most shapeshifters were hunted down! As Wifies helped out a customer a loud BOOM! echoed put in the distance. "A fight?" Wifies offered, tilting his head toward Derapchu. "We should put on the news!" A customer asked, so Wifies listened. As the tv flicker to life, the news reporters voice rang out. "A fight has broken out between the Demon of Immortality and the Immovable Mace! The two rivals, who will win this fight?" She said, her voice shaky from fear. The fight was blurry, due to the camera man having to keep his distance or he might just get caught in the battle.
One things notable, the immovable Maces long purple hair flowed in the wind somehow still looking presentable,, hand tight around the imfamous weapon that got them the name Immovable Mace, Gambit. The two stared down at eachother, as the reporters voice filled the room again. "The two seem to be having a stand off-? No! A conversation!- We are trying to understand but we can't quite hear." She said, looking behind her nervously. The immovable mace lifted his mace, it glinting in the air as he flew into the air, the Demon Of Immortality blocking it with ease as the two start fighting again.
'I should take notes on their PVP and dynamic.' He thinks, opening up his note pad. Simple things, the way both of them seem in sync, the way they arnt fighting to hurt as most people seem to believe, the way its more of a playful rivalry. A tap on his shoulder paused him from his writing, moving to close the notepad. "What are you writing dude?" Dearpchu asks, clearly curious as he leans over Wifies shoulder. Darn it. Wifies was about to get caught. So he racked his mind for an idea, an excuse, anything. Ah. "Nothing Darling." He says, smiling softly. He knew what he was doing, he knew that it flustered Derapchu but that was the point. He let out a small chuckle as he watched Derapchu turn red, before walking away. Man the guy was horrible at hiding his crush. Wifies was just mostly glad he could use that to his advantage!(evil guy activities) well. Back to his shift.
As the last few customers left, Wifies was cleaning up the counters and all, wouldn't want a messy cafe affter all! Plus it would just be easier to have it all cleaned up instead of having to do in the morning. "I can close up for you if you want Derap." Wifies offers, turning to look at Derapchu. "Thank you man, your a lifesaver! I have some things I need to do and all-" Derapchu rambles, already somehow halfway out the door. The guy always somehow gains the ability to speed run home the second someone offers, its funny to Wifies.
Wifies let out a small hum as he moved around, flip the chairs onto the table, clean the coffee machines, all the usual stuff. "Good enough.." He decided moving to put back his apron and grab his bag, clocking out. He flicked off the lights, and stepped outside locking up the cafe for the evening. Yes their cafe is weird and opens in the mornings. Its Sunday! Nobody needs coffee late usually! Plus blame Squiddo for their werid time management.
He heads home, the walk is nice and quite just like he likes it. He admires the sunset, the lovely colors blending in beautifully. A mix of pink, some red, and some orange all blending in with the yellow sun. He lets a small chuckle as the wind flows through his hair, making his ears twitch a bit. His tail dosent wag he's too nonchalant for that. And yes he is a dog hybrid. Thats not important though! As he walks he notices a library, 'i should check that out,' he mentally notes walking past as he notices his house coming in view.
He looks in his bag for his keys, the soft clinking as he opens up the door to his quite home. Oh? You thought he was going to bed? No. He has work to do. This means changing into.. "Net-Core." The robotic vigilante. He slips into his outfit, and puts on his usual mask! His marking being his ▪︎-▪︎ face like usual. He heads out into the world ready to do some silly stuff like helping people! Not that he wants too, but he is bored.
It stares down at the city, sitting on a ledge of a building. It dosen't flinch when it hears the voice of the person who snuck up behind it. "Hello, Net-Core." The voice rang out, calm and calculated. "Hello!!" Net-Core says, doing it in his least favorite voice he enjoys doing. "What might THE author of wins want from me?" It says, acting as chalant one might be. The author of wins, or Odysseus pauses clearly not expecting that reaction. "Well, I've heard rumors on your intelligence," Odysseus says testing his words a little.
"I need a favor, regarding Cosmic Void." Odysseus finished. "U.h., so what favos?" Net-core asks waiting. It dosen't want to do anything that'd take up its whole time, it has a life affter all. "Well, Cosmic void has a secret. A dangerous one at that. I can't do it alone, which is why I'm asking you." Odysseus explains, gesturing to Net-Core. Net-Core pauses, thinking about it. That would be.. fun enough. "Sure. Anything we can use to communicate?" Net-Core asks, tilting its head to the side. "Yes. I have a burner phone on me," Odysseus says handing Net-Core a compact phone, the contact page already opened. "Okay!" Net-Core hums typing in one of its numbers into there and handing it back. One can't have too many! "Great. I'll message you when I have more info."
Odysseus says, turning around and taking flight into the air leaving a few multi colored feathers behind. Net-Core watches for a moment before standing up, deciding it was time to go home. Thats enough patrolling for the day. He jumps down from the roof, using a nearby ladder to slow his fall as he lands with a soft THUD. He sneaks in the shadows avoiding any people out at night and slips undetected into the safety of his home!
Taking off his outfit and instead changing into pajamas. Man he loves how purple they are! The plaid pants? Man Wifies has such good taste. He sits at his computer finishing up an assignment he had due in a few days. Yes Wifies is they type of guy to finish assignments days early, with his plans? He's lucky he has time for school while balancing everything else. He's just that skilled really! Oh? What course is he doing? Oh the very easy neuroscience of course!- He is very smart! Like even THE Author Of Wins said he was smart and needed HIS help. Thats just aura. Affter finishing up his assignment, he decided to relax a little and get some bitter, dark, chocolate! Its his favorite sweet treat.
He puts on a movie, what was it? "Uptown Girls!" He thought it looked cool and very happy! Yeah he couldn't of been more wrong. He stares at his TV for a beat or two before shrugging. He's just cool like that and emotionless... He glances at the clock "10:00 PM" time for bed! He snuggles under the covers and counts sheep. One sheep, two sheep, 3 derapchus dead, 4 sheep, 5 sheep.. he feels drowsy as he closes his eyes, settling into a comforting sleep.
"Hey! Thats mean, I can solve it! I just softlocked because you gave me a bad hint!" Wifies argues letting a giggle as Ken puts his head. "Who said my hint was bad? Maybe its just your ba-" he begins before letting a yelp of pain as Wato flicks him in the back of the head. "Don't tease Wifies Ken." Wato says, ignoring the glare ken gave him and the huff. "Plus your hint was confusing." Wato adds letting a small chuckle. "Well that was the point! I'm not give free hints.." Ken grumbles as they walk back onto the path away from the escape room.
Wifies smiles at them, even thought they're backs were turned. Wifies loves hanging out with his friends. He wishes this never ends! Not that It would, they would never leave him. "So.. Whats for dinner?" He asks, getting their attention. "Well it depends.. I could make stir-fry?" Wato offers, looking to Ken for approval. "Ooh!! Yeah that would be nice! we haven't had that in a while." Ken beams looking very happy wiht the choice as he skips ahead of them. "Ken! Wait up. You do know I'm the one cooking?" Wato calls out before letting a dissapointed sigh out.
"He never listens does he?" Wifies hums moving to walk by Wato's side. Wato shrugs, looking ahead with some affection. "Yeah, but thats what makes him our best friend." Wato responds letting a small laugh out. "Though the guy does need to listen more often." Wifies giggles at that looking ahead. He loves his best friends. He REALLY hopes nothing bad happens with their relationship! Wait why is he thinking of it as foreshadowing? Thats just wrong! The duo are his other half! Saying they were doomed was like saying the sun wasn't a star and a planet. Impossible! He thinks? He should probably research that or something! It actually seems interesting to him really.
Is that werid? Nah! Wifies is just a smart guy who likes to learn about new things all the time really! Its like impossible for him to ever not be curious about something affter he learns it! Like that one time he made a rocket that ***almost*** made it to the moon! Poor doll of ken that had to be the test subject. He didn't know the thing would explode okay?! Nobody warned him things could go wrong!
It isnt his fault that he should of probably read the parts in every space book about the warnings and stuff. He just wanted to send that Ken plushie to the moon! Imagine how cool that'd be? In a article or something! "First plush- "wifiees. Your zoning out." Wato dragged out, infront of Wifies face already. Wifies let out a yelp of surprise stumbling backwards onto the floor.
"Ow- you scared me!" He huffs before letting out a laugh, giggling as wato smiles holding a hand out to help him back up. "My bad, my bad. We're home thougu." Wato says opening the door for Wifies seeing Ken waiting at the kitchen. Wato sighs seeing the way Ken SOMEHOW made a sign with a big red arrow pointing to the kitchen.
"Yes yes., I'll make the food." Wato says in the most bored tone ever yet begins to prep the dishes. "Thanks! Me and Wifies are gonna go fishing then." Ken says dragging Wifies by the hoodie out the house. Wifies makes a noise of surprise as Ken sits him at the dock. "You did not need to do that by the way." Wifies huffs pouting.
"Well you were distracted! What else was I supposed to do?" Ken argued shrugging. "Maybe alert me? or something! I can walk you know, I'm not a child anymore!" Wifies whines yet pauses when he hears Ken humming and fishing already. "Rude.." Wifies giggled softly watching Ken fish.
He loved this peace.
Just him and his best friends.
He misses them.