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The Wonderful Weird World of Kae-Ren theater!

Summary:

After watching the first four arcs are mutual friends were happy. Genuinely happy. For the first time it was a happy ending maybe it was the end- no nevermind I'm taking them to watch arc 5 but from the light novels BECAUSE!!!! Arc 5 was done better in the LN.

"This is gonna be so good~"

"Naegel who are you writing to?"

"Nothing my dear brother!~"

"Stop calling me that asshat. We are the same person"

 

Tldr; I was lazy to write transcripts for the episodes and the LN did better in terms of lore and story in arc 5 so win-win?

Notes:

Hi hi hi hello hi

It is I Kae-ren for my first every fanfiction on this damn site that I waited a 3 months to join!

Now you may... Maaaaaaybe wonder why the Light novels of arc 5 and not the episodes.

Easy.

I'm fucking lazy duh
And I like the light novels of arc 5 better
Sowwy

Chapter 1: New wardens and banter ensures!

Chapter Text

By now, the room felt almost familiar.

Almost.

After four arcs of being dragged here against their will - forced to watch things that had shattered them in ways they were still quietly piecing back together - the royal camps had developed something resembling a routine. They knew the seats. They knew the screen. They knew the specific kind of dread that settled in your chest the moment you arrived, that cold, leaden weight whispering brace yourself before a single thing had even happened.

But Arc 4 was over.

And for the first time since any of this began, the air wasn't heavy.

It was strange, honestly, how light it felt. People were actually talking to each other instead of sitting in their respective corners waiting for the next blow to land. Small conversations had broken out across the room. Someone had laughed - actually laughed - about ten minutes ago, and nobody had flinched at the sound. That alone felt like a miracle.

Subaru was asleep.

This was, at this point, not even a little surprising. This had become a tradition. The moment the screen went dark, Natsuki Subaru would fight consciousness for approximately four minutes before losing that battle completely, going boneless in his seat with the shamelessness of a man who had absolutely earned his rest and knew it. Someone had put a blanket over him again. Nobody admitted to it. The blanket was pale blue and slightly too small, but it was there - tucked carefully around his shoulders - and Subaru slept on underneath it, blissfully unaware that half the room was still in the middle of processing everything they'd just watched him go through.

"He did it."

Otto's voice was quiet. He was still staring at the dark screen, hands loosely clasped between his knees, wearing the face of a man who had been holding his breath for a very, very long time and was only now remembering that exhaling was an option.

"He actually did it."

"Of course he did." Ram didn't look up from where she sat, posture straight as always, hands folded neatly in her lap. Her tone carried its usual crisp precision - but something around her eyes was different. Softer. The kind of soft she would deny with great and immediate conviction if anyone pointed it out. "He's Barusu."

The silence that followed was the kind that comes after something genuinely unexpected. Several people looked at Ram. Ram looked at no one.

"Did Ram just-" Petra whispered to Frederica.

"Yes," Frederica whispered back.

"Should we say something?"

"Absolutely not."

Garfiel was grinning so wide it looked structurally dangerous. He had his arms crossed and his boots up on the chair in front of him, radiating the triumphant energy of someone who had called it from the very beginning and fully intended to collect on that forever.

"Cap'n pulled through!" He announced, to no one in particular and also to everyone. "Said it didn't I?! Said it from the very start! Didn't I say it?!"

"You cried," Frederica said, with the serene composure of an older sister who had been waiting for exactly this moment for a very long time.

"I did NOT-"

"You did," Petra confirmed, not unkindly. "There were tears, Garfiel. I saw them."

"That was- those were- there was something in my eye-"

"Both eyes?"

Garfiel made a sound like a kettle having a spiritual crisis and crossed his arms even tighter and said absolutely nothing further on the matter.

Rem was sitting quietly near the middle of the room, hands folded in her lap, watching the dark screen with an expression that was harder to read than most. She'd been there from the beginning, same as everyone else. Had watched all of it - had sat through Arcs 1 through 4 with the rest of them, and unlike some of the others, she had watched herself. A version of herself she was still trying to reconcile with. A girl who had loved so completely and so quietly and had been forgotten, and then remembered, and then woken up with her name back like something precious that had been returned after far too long.

She knew her name now. Had for a while.

It still felt new sometimes. Like something she kept reaching up to check was still there.

She glanced at Subaru's sleeping form, and something in her expression settled - warm and complicated and quietly certain, the kind of certainty that only comes from having seen everything she'd seen and still choosing to feel what she felt.

"He looked so tired," she said softly, mostly to herself. "Through all of it. He always looked so tired."

"He was," Ram said, and for once there was nothing sharp in it. Just the truth, stated plainly by someone who had watched the same thing and arrived at the same place.

Rem nodded. Looked back at him. Said nothing else.

Emilia sat two seats down from Subaru - close enough to reach him if she needed to. Both hands pressed to her cheeks, silver hair slightly disheveled, eyes bright in the way that meant she'd been crying recently and was still working through what was left after the crying stopped. She kept glancing at him like she was confirming he was still there. Like the habit hadn't worn off. Like it might not for a while.

"He's going to be so embarrassed," she said softly, "when he wakes up. That everyone saw all of that."

"Hmph." Beatrice had her arms crossed and her gaze fixed somewhere above the screen, nose elevated. Her eyes were red. She was not acknowledging this. "Saying all of that out loud in front of everyone. Absolutely mortifying. Utterly without shame. I suppose that's simply how he is."

She was smiling. Very slightly. She would deny it until the heat death of the universe.

"Betty," Emilia said gently.

"Don't."

"You're smiling."

"I am doing no such thing."

"Your mouth is doing the-"

"Emilia."

"-the little curve at the-"

"I will not be discussing my mouth."

Emilia pressed her lips together to hide her own smile and looked back at Subaru, and her expression settled into something soft and full and quietly devastating - the face of someone who had been shown the whole truth of a person and found, at the very bottom of it, nothing that made her feel any less.

Across the room the atmosphere was different, but no less full of things.

Julius sat with his usual composed stillness - though it was the stillness of someone who had been genuinely moved and was quietly figuring out what to do with that. He'd watched Subaru. Had watched someone he'd measured against himself and found lacking, or thought he had. That measure had been wrong. He'd known it for a while. Arc 4 had made it impossible to pretend otherwise, even in the private places where pretending is easiest.

He said nothing. Some things didn't need saying yet.

Anastasia had her fox stole wrapped around her shoulders, fingers laced together, watching the dark screen with sharp, particular eyes. She was thinking - she was always thinking - but underneath the calculation tonight was something less calculated. Something that looked, briefly, like being genuinely affected by something she hadn't expected to be affected by.

"Well," she said, mostly to herself. "That was somethin'."

Crusch sat straight-backed as always, but her hand rested open on her knee in a way that spoke of tension slowly bleeding out. Felix was curled slightly in the seat beside her, quieter than usual in a way that had nothing to do with his usual manner and everything to do with the specific weight he'd been carrying since the screen went dark. He reached over and placed his hand over hers where it rested on her knee. Crusch didn't look at him. But her fingers closed around his.

Wilhelm had not moved in some time.

He sat very still, hands loose in his lap, staring at nothing in particular with an expression that was hard to look at directly. The things he'd seen across these arcs. What he'd learned about his wife. About himself. About the grief he'd been carrying for years and what that grief had quietly cost him and everyone around him without his realizing it.

He wasn't crying. He was simply very, very quiet - the quiet of someone who had gone somewhere deep inside themselves and wasn't fully back yet.

Reinhard sat near him. Not speaking. Just there. Close enough that if Wilhelm reached out there'd be something to reach toward.

Heinkel sat apart from both of them, as he usually did. Elbows on his knees, gaze on the floor, jaw set in the particular way of a man doing arithmetic he hated the answers to. He'd been doing that arithmetic for four arcs now. It never came out clean.

Nobody spoke to him. Nobody was quite sure what to say that wouldn't make it worse.

Felt had her boots up on the chair in front of her and was eating something she had apparently produced from somewhere, projecting total unbothered-ness with the commitment of someone who had decided on a bit and was seeing it through.

She had cried twice during Arc 4. She was not discussing this. She was significantly better at hiding it than Garfiel, which wasn't a high bar but was still a bar.

"Okay so," she said, chewing, "are we done? Can we go home? I have actual things I need to-"

"Felt-sama," Grimm said gently.

"I'm just asking! Nobody tells us anything, we just sit here until something happens-"

"Shh," said Rom, from her other side, enormous arms crossed, eyes still slightly damp in a way he was categorically not discussing with anyone.

"Don't shh me, old man-"

"Shh."

Felt opened her mouth. Closed it. Made a face of profound personal suffering and looked away.

The room settled into a quiet that was almost comfortable. The screen stayed dark. The air stayed light. For a moment - one genuine, fragile, hard-won moment - it felt like something had actually ended well. Like they could breathe. Like the worst was behind them.

Then the warden's presence vanished.

Nobody noticed.

It simply ceased - the way a sound you've stopped consciously hearing only registers in its absence - and by the time anyone might have clocked it, something else had already filled the space.

"Hello hello, my dear viewers!"

The voice arrived before the figure did, bright and clear and carrying an energy that snapped every head in the room toward the front before anyone had consciously decided to move.

"It seems your warden has left you alone again!"

A figure stood at the front of the room. He had appeared from nowhere with the casual confidence of someone who considered entrances a craft and had been putting in the hours. Dressed neatly - not elaborately, just neatly, with the precision of someone who knew the difference between put-together and trying-to-look-put-together. His posture was easy. His expression was the expression of someone having a genuinely fine time who intended to keep having one.

"Typical fu-" He stopped. Smiled mildly. "I mean. Freak."

He spread his arms wide.

"Well! No worries, no worries at all. For it is I!"

He paused.

The pause stretched just slightly too long. The room held its collective breath in the way of people who had learned, over four arcs, that pauses like this preceded things that were going to upset them.

"Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti-"

"TES~!"

The room detonated.

It wasn't one reaction. It was twenty reactions happening in the same heartbeat - each distinct, each immediate, each arriving from somewhere different and all of them landing in the same place of absolute alarm.

Wilhelm was on his feet with his sword half-drawn before the name finished leaving the figure's mouth. The motion bypassed thought entirely - pure reflex, pure muscle memory, pure years of hunting down and destroying everything that name stood for, right up until the day he'd nearly not survived it. His jaw was locked. His eyes had gone cold in the specific way they went cold when something old and personal resurfaced over everything else.

Garfiel knocked his entire seat backwards launching to his feet. He landed in a combat stance with claws out and teeth bared, and the sound building in his throat was less a growl and more a pressure - a warning from somewhere foundational, somewhere that had watched what the Witch's Cult did to people and had formed very strong opinions about it.

Beatrice was on her feet with mana crackling between her fingers - sharp and electric - her small face set in something that was very old and very serious underneath the child-like features. She had her own history with that name. She had watched what it meant across four arcs and she had filed it somewhere inside herself under never again.

Ricardo had a blade out. Mimi had materialized on top of her own seat somehow. Julius was up, posture shifting into something precise and combat-ready, one hand moving with the instinct of a Spirit Knight who had fought the Witch's Cult and paid for it and had absolutely not forgotten.

Reinhard stood.

He didn't draw. He watched the figure with the particular focused stillness of someone processing at a speed that left outward expression behind. The temperature near Reinhard Astrea dropped in a way that had nothing to do with the room.

Rem had risen from her seat without a sound. She stood very still, hands at her sides, expression controlled in a way that took real effort - the control of someone who had her own quiet history with the Witch's Cult and had chosen, deliberately, not to become what the anger wanted her to be. Jaw set. Eyes steady.

"WHERE-" Garfiel's growl shaped itself into something resembling a word.

"Stand down."

Reinhard's voice was level - the kind of level that exists on the other side of enormous force being held very precisely in check. It cut through the noise cleanly. Several people stopped mid-motion.

"Something isn't right," he said, eyes not leaving the figure. "Look at him. Actually look."

"I AM looking-" Felix's voice had gone to a register that suggested he was maybe three seconds from doing something he couldn't take back.

"Ferris." Crusch. Still seated. Voice quiet but carrying. "Listen to Reinhard."

Felix stopped. Vibrating. But stopped.

"Wait, no-"

The figure paused. Tilted his head. Appeared to reconsider something with the genuine expression of a man who had checked his notes and found them wanting.

"I'm Capella Emerada-"

"Oh you have GOT to be kidding me-" Garfiel's claws scraped the floor.

"-no, no, damnit-"

"Two," Otto said, from somewhere behind both of his hands, voice flat with a very particular kind of exhausted disbelief. "He's doing two of them. In a row. In this room. In front of these specific people. This is a deliberate choice he is making."

"I'M JUNKO ENOSHIMA!"

A silence.

"...WRONG AGAIN!"

A silence so complete it had texture. Dense. Baffled. Furious in several distinct and mutually exclusive directions at once.

Garfiel's eye twitched. Once. Twice. A third time that was probably medically concerning.

"Who," said Ram, with the precision of someone loading a weapon very carefully, "is Junko Enoshima."

"Nobody," said Priscilla, from her seat, where she had not stood up and had not reached for anything, because Priscilla Barielle did not dignify chaos with a physical response. Her composure was almost impressive.

"Someone," said Al, from slightly behind and to Priscilla's left, hand half-raised, head tilted at the angle of someone who has just heard something genuinely surprising and hasn't decided what to do with it yet.

"Al," said Priscilla.

"No, hold on-" Al leaned forward, squinting at the figure with what could only be described as careful, cautious recognition. "Did you actually just say Junko Enoshima?! Out loud?! In front of all of these people?! As your opening bit?!"

"Al."

"I just need to confirm-"

"Al."

"-that you genuinely went with that reference, in this room, knowing exactly what you were doing-"

"Al, I'm going to remove your other arm."

"You'd have to find it first."

Priscilla stared at the side of his helmet with an expression of profound personal suffering. Al had already turned back to the figure with the energy of someone who had found something genuinely interesting and was absolutely not letting it go.

"Okay," he said. "So. Junko Enoshima. You actually know about that."

The figure - who had lowered his arms and was watching the room with mild, patient attention - looked at Al with a quality of focus that was different from how he'd looked at everyone else. More direct. More deliberate.

"Danganronpa," he said simply.

Al went very still.

The rest of the room looked between the two of them with the universal expression of people watching a conversation being conducted in a language they don't speak.

"You know it," Al said.

"I know it."

"Like - actually know it. Not a coincidence."

"There are no coincidences in the things I reference."

"That's-" Al stopped. Something moved behind his visor that was difficult to read. He sat back slowly. "Okay. So you know where I'm from."

"I know a great many things about a great many people in this room," the figure said. "You're not unique in that regard. But yes. I know where you're from."

The room had gone quiet in a different way now - less alarmed, more attentive. Several people were looking at Al with renewed and rather pointed interest, because Al's origins were the kind of topic that Al simply didn't discuss, and this figure had just casually gestured at it like it was a known quantity.

Priscilla was watching Al with an expression that was very carefully neutral - which, for Priscilla, meant she was paying extremely close attention.

"Huh," Al said. Just that. One quiet word carrying a lot of weight.

"What," said Felt loudly, because Felt had been following approximately forty percent of this and was done pretending otherwise, "is Danganronpa."

"A killing game," Al said, still looking at the figure.

"A WHAT-"

"Don't worry about it."

"That is an incredibly worrying thing to say 'don't worry about it' about-"

"It's from somewhere else," Al said. "Different world. Not this one."

"Oh," said Felt. Then: "Wait, WHAT?!"

"Haha! Sorry sorry!"

The figure dropped it cleanly - his expression shifting into something that performed sheepishness while being constitutionally incapable of it - and spread his hands in a gesture that managed to be both apologetic and entirely unrepentant at the same time.

"I'm Kaelen Vass!"

A beat.

One breath.

Then - from directly beside him - a second identical figure materialized from absolutely nowhere with the unhurried ease of someone stepping through a door only they could see. Same face. Same features. But the way he inhabited them was different in every way that mattered. Where the first carried a dry, settled composure - a steadiness that suggested the world had simply stopped surprising him a very long time ago - the second wore his expression like a flag and was clearly delighted about it.

"Wrong~!"

Same voice. Different person. Bright where the first was level. Sharp where the first was still. The grin on his face was the grin of someone who had been waiting just offstage for precisely this moment.

"It's Kaelen Neagel Vass~!"

The first figure - Kaelen - did not look at his counterpart. He looked at the ceiling instead, with the expression of a man whose patience was infinite purely because it had been tested so comprehensively that it had wrapped around to become something else entirely.

"...Shut up, Naegal."

"You forgot the Neagel again!"

"I omitted it. Intentionally."

"That's the same thing!"

"It really isn't."

"In every practical sense-"

"Practically and literally are different things-"

"Philosophically-"

"Do not start."

Felt was staring at the two identical figures with her food forgotten entirely in her hand. "There are two of them," she said.

"Yes," said Reinhard.

"They're the same person."

"Apparently."

"Why."

"I don't know."

"Is that going to be a problem?"

Reinhard considered this with the complete seriousness he brought to most things. "I genuinely don't know that either."

Emilia raised her hand slightly - in the way she did when she had a question she wasn't entirely sure was appropriate. "Are you - are you the same person? Both of you?"

"Essentially," said Kaelen.

"Spiritually, no," said Naegal at the exact same time.

"Physically, yes," Kaelen continued.

"Metaphysically-"

"Don't."

"-we operate on entirely different frequencies-"

"Naegal."

"-which is why I'm clearly the more interesting one-"

"You are not more interesting."

"I'm more fun."

"Those aren't the same thing-"

"In every metric that matters-"

"They're not-"

"You know what IS interesting?!" Naegal turned to the room with the energy of someone who had decided to take the conversation somewhere else before it could be reined in. "The fact that my counterpart over here-"

"Don't," said Kaelen.

"-has died," Naegal continued, with the bright, unstoppable momentum of a boulder that had made a decision, "four thousand eight hundred and seventy-one times."

The room went completely silent.

Naegal smiled serenely at the ceiling.

"Naegal," Kaelen said.

"It's relevant context!"

"It is not-"

"People should know who they're dealing with!"

"They really don't need to know that-"

"Four thousand-" Emilia started, very carefully.

"Eight hundred," Naegal supplied helpfully.

"-and seventy-one-"

"Times, yes!"

"-times?!"

"Give or take," Naegal said cheerfully. "We lost count somewhere around three thousand. Kaelen keeps better records than I do."

"You don't keep any records," Kaelen said.

"That's what I said."

The room was in several different states simultaneously. Some people were staring. Some people had expressions suggesting they were attempting math that refused to resolve into anything sensible. Otto had put his face entirely in his hands.

"Four thousand," Wilhelm said slowly. He had been managing his return to baseline with the discipline of someone who had been a soldier for a long time - but now he was simply looking at Kaelen with a very particular expression. "You have died four thousand eight hundred and seventy-one times."

"Approximately," Kaelen said.

"And you're-"

"Still here, yes."

"How."

"That," Kaelen said, "is a longer conversation."

"How OLD are you?!" Garfiel said, with the sudden energy of someone who has just realized this is a relevant question.

Naegal opened his mouth.

"Naegal," Kaelen said immediately.

"They're going to find out-"

"Not right this second they're not-"

"It's relevant information-"

"Very little of what you say qualifies as relevant-"

"Four hundred and thirty-two years old~!"

This silence was different from the others. Fuller. The kind that arrives when a number is too large to immediately parse.

"...Four hundred," Julius said.

"And thirty-two," Naegal confirmed.

"Years."

"Most of them fairly unpleasant, honestly! But here we are!"

"You're over four hundred years old," Crusch said, in her general's voice - the one that meant she was filing information with great precision. "And you have died nearly five thousand times."

"Roughly, yes," Kaelen said, in the tone of someone confirming thoroughly unremarkable facts.

"And you're still alive."

"Self-evidently."

"How."

"Longer conversation."

"You keep saying that."

"Because it keeps being true."

Crusch held his gaze for a long moment. Then sat back, filed it away, and let it go. She had learned, across four arcs of this, that some things would be explained when they were explained and pushing before then produced nothing useful. This seemed to be one of those things.

"Different universe," Al said, from the back.

The room looked at him.

He was looking at Kaelen. Kaelen looked back.

"You're not from here," Al said - not quite a question. "Either of you. You're from somewhere else entirely."

"Yes," Kaelen said.

"A different world."

"A different universe, technically. The distinction matters at a certain scale."

"Right." Al was quiet for a moment. "That's how you know about Danganronpa."

"That's how we know about many things," Kaelen said. "Four hundred years and nearly five thousand deaths across several iterations of existence gives you a fairly broad frame of reference."

"That sounds horrible," Petra said, very quietly - and then looked like she hadn't meant to say it out loud.

Kaelen looked at her. Something in his expression shifted - not softening exactly, but registering the sincerity of it. "It has been, at times. Yes."

"And yet here you are making Junko Enoshima jokes," Al said.

"What else would I be doing."

Al looked at him for a long moment. Then let out a breath that was almost a laugh. "Fair point, honestly."

"I like him!" Naegal announced.

"You like everyone," Kaelen said.

"I'm discerning!"

"You complimented the previous warden's coat."

"It was an excellent coat! Aesthetics are entirely neutral!"

"Ethics and aesthetics are not-"

"In our home universe there's a whole school of philosophy that would argue-"

"We are not doing the philosophy lecture-"

"Just a brief one-"

"Naegal."

Naegal closed his mouth. Opened it again almost immediately.

"Can I at least explain the-"

"No."

"-Danganronpa situation to the people who-"

"Absolutely not."

"-it would give Al's whole thing some useful-"

"Al's situation is Al's to discuss or not discuss." Kaelen said this without looking at Al - but it landed in the room exactly as what it was. A line. Drawn without cruelty, without drama, but clearly. "That's not ours to share."

A small quiet.

"...Thanks," Al said.

"Don't mention it."

Naegal looked between them with the expression of someone watching a social interaction and finding it very interesting. He didn't say anything - which was unusual enough that it was its own kind of comment.

"Okay," Felt said loudly, because Felt had a finely calibrated instinct for when a room was getting too serious and had decided her moment was now. "So. You're four hundred years old, you've died basically five thousand times, you're from a completely different universe, there are two of you who are somehow one of you, and you know things about everyone in this room that you're not telling us." She ticked these off on her fingers with absolute focus. "Did I get that right?"

"Accurate summary," Kaelen said.

"And you're our new warden."

"For Arc 5, yes."

"Fine." She pointed at both of them. "Then start wardenning. What are we watching."

"Before we begin," Kaelen said, turning to face the room properly, "there are two additions."

The room's attention sharpened.

"Additions," Anastasia said - the word precise and careful. "People?"

"People."

"Who?"

"The first is relevant to Arc 5 specifically. A songstress. Liliana Masquerade."

"And the second?" Julius asked.

Kaelen paused. Not long - but long enough that several people noticed it.

"Someone the Astrea family never got to say goodbye to," he said.

The room went quiet in a different way. Wilhelm's hands - loose in his lap just a moment ago - went completely still. Reinhard looked up from wherever his gaze had been resting. Heinkel, in his corner, didn't move - but the quality of his stillness changed.

"That's-" Reinhard started. Stopped.

"How," Felt said, sitting up straighter, boots coming off the chair in front of her, food completely forgotten now. "How does that work? Wilhelm's wife is dead. Reinhard's grandmother is dead." She looked between Kaelen and Naegal. "So how exactly are you bringing a dead person here."

... silence... Absolute silence before-

"That is," Kaelen began, "a-"

"We can speak to the dead~!" Naegal said.

"-longer- NAEGAL."

"And bring them back! Temporarily! It's one of our things!"

This silence was different from all the previous ones. It was the silence of a room in which everyone had just received information that rearranged several things at once.

Wilhelm made a sound. Very small. Almost nothing. But it was there.

Reinhard's composure - which had held through four arcs and the casual announcement of nearly five thousand deaths - did something at the edges. Very slightly. The kind of fracture that only showed if you already knew where to look.

"You can-" He stopped. Started again, very carefully. "You can bring back the dead."

"Temporarily," Kaelen said, in the tone of someone who had intended to frame this more carefully and was now doing damage control. "It's not permanent. It's a visitation. There are limits."

"But they're-" Emilia said. "They're actually here? Not - not an echo, or a memory, or-"

"They're real," Kaelen said. "For the duration. They know where they are. They know what's happening. They come willingly."

"That's-" Otto was doing the thing he did when he was trying to process something that didn't fit any existing category and was running out of framework to put it in. "That's not- how does that even- what ARE you, exactly?! What kind of universe just - produces someone who can speak to the dead and bring them back for a visit like it's a social call?!"

"A very old and very strange one," Kaelen said.

"And that's it?! That's the whole answer?!"

"For now, yes."

Otto made a sound of extreme personal suffering.

"Oh!" Naegal's face lit up with the specific energy of someone who has just remembered something relevant and has absolutely no intention of evaluating whether it should be said out loud. "And we also have Return by Death! Well - adjacent to it - it's more that we have access to the-"

The sound Kaelen made was not quite a word. It was the sound of someone reaching the absolute outer limit of their patience and deciding, deliberately, to express that physically.

He reached over and pressed his palm flat against Naegal's face.

Naegal's voice continued for approximately two more syllables, muffled. Then stopped.

The room stared.

Kaelen removed his hand. He looked at everyone. His expression was entirely neutral in the way of someone who had just done something completely unreasonable and was prepared to stand behind it fully.

"We," he said, "will not be cataloguing every ability we have in the first ten minutes."

"You just-" Felt pointed. "You just palmed his face."

"Yes."

"Like - flat hand. On his face."

"Yes."

"And that's a normal thing that you do."

"When circumstances require it."

Naegal, entirely unbothered, reached up and patted his own face as though confirming it was still present and accounted for. "He does it more than you'd think," he said pleasantly.

"I do it exactly as much as you make necessary," Kaelen said.

"Same thing~."

"It genuinely is not-"

Garfiel let out a short, startled bark of a laugh before he could stop it. Clapped a hand over his mouth immediately. Looked around to see if anyone had heard. Several people had definitely heard.

"...Sorry," he said, not sounding particularly sorry.

"Return by Death, though," Al said from the back - quieter than before, more careful.

The room went still again. A different still. Several people had gone rigid at those words - because they had watched four arcs of what that phrase meant, four arcs of what that ability cost the person who carried it, and hearing it dropped so casually sat wrongly with all of them.

"That's not something to announce like a fun fact," Felix said, his voice going to a register that was much quieter and more careful than his usual one. "That's-"

"It wasn't a fun fact," Naegal said. He wasn't performing anymore. Something had settled in his expression - something more considered. "It was context. There's a difference."

"What kind of context," Crusch asked.

Kaelen looked at her. Then at the room.

"The kind that means we understand," he said simply, "what Natsuki Subaru has been carrying. And how heavy it is. And what it costs him. That's all that needs to be said about it right now."

The silence that followed had a different shape from all the others. Softer at the edges. More careful.

Rem was looking at her hands. Her expression was very still.

Emilia had glanced at Subaru again - that reflexive checking, confirming he was there, that the pale blue blanket was still in place.

"Understood," Julius said quietly. Not quite agreement. Acknowledgment. The particular kind that comes from someone who has watched four arcs and knows exactly what that word means in this context.

Kaelen nodded once.

"You asked her," Wilhelm said. Very quiet.

"Yes."

"You asked Theresia if she was willing to come."

"Yes."

Wilhelm pressed his hands flat against his thighs and looked at nothing. Just breathed. In. Out. The long, slow breath of someone trying to remember how to hold something without crushing it.

"Why," Heinkel said, from his corner.

It was the first word he'd said in a long time. Everyone looked at him. He didn't look up from the floor. His voice had a roughness to it that had nothing to do with volume.

"Why would you-" He stopped. Swallowed. "Why would you do that. For us."

Naegal looked at Kaelen.

Kaelen looked at the floor for a moment. Then back up. His expression was neutral - entirely, deliberately neutral - the face of someone who has decided on a position and is holding it.

"Because," he said, "you never got to say goodbye."

Nobody said anything.

"None of you," Kaelen continued, voice the same level, dry register as always - not performing softness, just stating a fact plainly. "There was no goodbye. It was sudden, and then it was over, and everyone was left with the aftermath and no resolution. That seemed..." He paused. "Unnecessary. When it was within our power to do something about it."

Naegal was looking at his counterpart with an expression that was gentle and very slightly smug - the expression of someone who had said you felt bad and has now been thoroughly proven right.

Kaelen did not look at Naegal.

"She wanted to come," he said again, to Wilhelm specifically. "I want that to be clear. We didn't compel anyone. She wanted to."

Wilhelm couldn't speak. He nodded. Once. The motion of a man who had used everything he had on staying upright and had nothing left for words.

"I - I have questions," Otto said, with the voice of someone desperately trying to anchor themselves to practical ground because the emotional ground was currently not safe to stand on. "About the mechanics of this. What does temporarily mean, exactly? How long? What are the-"

"There are conditions," Kaelen said. "They'll be explained as they become relevant."

"That's not-"

"It's what I have right now."

Otto made a sound of deeply, profoundly frustrated acceptance.

"Can we-" Emilia started. Stopped. Tried again. "Can we meet her? Before the arc starts?"

"That's the plan," Kaelen said.

The door at the side of the room - the door that was always there and rarely ever used, leading somewhere none of them had ever thought to question - opened.

Not dramatically. Not with ceremony. It simply opened, the way doors open when someone on the other side has decided to walk through them. The room went very, very still.

Theresia van Astrea stepped into the room.

She was not what people had built in their minds from the pieces they'd gathered - the legend, the previous Sword Saint, the woman whose story lived in the grief of the people who'd loved her - and she was also exactly that. She was simply a person. Present and composed, with eyes that carried depth rather than distance, and a bearing that came not from removing herself from things but from having been very thoroughly in them. Her hair caught the light. Her hands were steady. She looked like someone who knew exactly where she was and had chosen to be here.

She looked at the room.

She took in the assembled faces - the candidates and their knights, the people she'd heard of and the people she hadn't, the expressions ranging from stunned to overwhelmed to something that in a few faces bordered on reverence - and she let herself look. Let it settle.

Then her eyes found Wilhelm.

It was not a dramatic crossing of the room. It was simply the most natural and inevitable thing that had happened since any of them first arrived here - a woman walking toward someone, and that someone standing, because the body understands certain things before the mind catches up. Wilhelm rose from his seat and the movement wasn't graceful, it was just necessary, and he looked at her with an expression that had stopped being composed and wasn't pretending to be.

She walked to him. Stopped close. Close enough that what came next was theirs and no one else's.

"Wilhelm," she said.

Just his name. The way she said it - the way you say something you have known for a long time and have never stopped knowing.

He made a sound that wasn't words. The sound of something held for far too long finally not being held anymore. She brought her hand up to his face, and he leaned into it, and his eyes closed, and the sound he made after that was quiet and wrecked and entirely real.

The room, to its collective credit, looked away.

Every single person - instinctively, wordlessly - found something else to look at. The screen. The floor. Their own hands. They gave Wilhelm that. All of them. Without anyone signaling it, without coordination - they simply turned away from the private thing happening in that corner of the room, and the silence they kept was a respectful one. A silence that said this is yours and we are not in it.

All except Reinhard.

Reinhard was looking at his grandmother.

Not at Wilhelm and Theresia together - at her. At the woman herself. His grandmother. A person he had known as absence and legacy and the grief of the people who'd loved her, who was now standing in the same room as him and was real. The composure that had held through four arcs of watching things that would have destroyed most people held now in a different way - not rigid, not armored, but simply present. The composure of someone allowing themselves to feel something fully without being consumed by it.

Theresia, after a long moment with Wilhelm, looked up.

She looked at her grandson.

The look between them needed no words. She saw him - really saw him, in the way of someone who knew who he was and what he carried and what it had cost him, who had been watching from wherever she was and understood - and something in her expression was so openly, simply proud that it arrived in Reinhard's chest like a physical thing.

He breathed in.

He didn't trust himself to speak. He didn't need to. She crossed to him slowly, Wilhelm still beside her, and she put her hand on Reinhard's face the way she had with his grandfather. The Sword Saint who had replaced her. The boy who had been given her blessing and her burden both. The grandson she had never gotten to know the way she would have wanted to.

"I see you," she said softly. "I see you, Reinhard."

His jaw worked once. He nodded. Very slightly.

She smiled.

Then she looked at Heinkel.

Heinkel hadn't moved. He was still sitting with his elbows on his knees, and he was looking at her now - had been looking at her since she walked in, watching from his corner with an expression that was too complicated to have one name. It held years and guilt and loss and something that might, buried under all the rest, have been hope.

Theresia looked at her son.

She walked toward him slowly. He stood - the motion uncertain, like someone who had been sitting in one position for so long that standing felt unfamiliar. He was taller than her. He looked, in this moment, very small.

She stopped in front of him.

"Mum," he said. Very quiet. The voice of a boy inside a grown man, the voice of someone for whom that word had never entirely stopped meaning what it meant.

"Heinkel," she said.

He pulled in a breath that wasn't quite steady. "I-" He stopped. Started again. "I know. I know I - I'm not asking you to-"

"I know," she said.

"I just-" His voice cracked. He pressed his mouth shut. Opened it again. "I missed you."

She put her arms around him.

He stood very still for a moment - the stillness of someone who had forgotten what to do with this. Then something in him gave. Slowly, the way old and difficult things give when something gentler touches them. And he held on.

Several people in the room were crying.

Rem was not looking away this time. She sat with her hands folded in her lap and her eyes bright, watching the Astrea family occupy the same space after so long - and something moved across her face. Something personal and quiet. Something that had its own complicated resonance with the shape of what she was watching.

Felix had turned his face away. His shoulders were doing something he was trying very hard to manage.

Even Anastasia - whose general policy was composure - had found something deeply interesting to examine about her own stole.

"Okay," Garfiel said, from the back, his voice coming out thick. "Something got in both my eyes again."

"Both of them," Frederica agreed softly, from beside him.

"Identical situation-"

"I know."

"-completely unrelated to-"

"Garfiel."

"Yeah?"

"It's okay."

He said nothing. But he stopped explaining.

Petra was quietly, undisguisedly crying - she had given up on pretending about two minutes ago and frankly looked more comfortable for it. Otto had his head bowed and was making absolutely no claims about his current emotional state. Julius was looking at the wall with great focus and the specific set of his shoulders that said he was occupied with something internal.

Naegal had been completely quiet through all of it. He stood near the front of the room with his arms loose at his sides and no grin on his face - just watching. The expression he wore was the expression of someone who had seen a great many things across four hundred years and had made a choice not to become numb to them. Had kept making that choice, apparently, one thing at a time.

Kaelen stood beside him.

His expression was neutral. Entirely, completely neutral. The face of someone who had no feelings about any of this whatsoever and was entirely committed to that position.

If you were watching carefully - if you'd spent enough time watching someone to know the specific quality of their stillness - you might notice that Kaelen was not looking at Wilhelm and Theresia, was not looking at Heinkel's expression, was not looking at Reinhard, and that the deliberateness of not looking was itself a kind of looking.

Naegal glanced sideways at him.

Kaelen did not acknowledge this.

"You felt-" Naegal started, barely a murmur.

"Don't," Kaelen said.

"-very-"

"Naegal."

"-bad," Naegal finished, gentle and certain. "And then you did something about it. That's all I'm saying."

"You've said enough."

"I'm just noting-"

"You've noted it. Extensively. We are done noting it."

Naegal smiled - small and genuine, different from his usual performed version. He looked back at the room.

"Four hundred and thirty-two years," he said quietly, mostly to himself, "and he still acts surprised when he cares about something."

"I'm going to put you back," Kaelen said.

"You'd miss me."

"I absolutely would not."

"Four thousand eight hundred and seventy-two deaths would suggest otherwise."

"None of those were about you-"

"Death number three thousand and six-"

"We are NOT discussing death number three thousand and six-"

"There was definitely a you-related component to that one-"

"There was NOT-"

"Hm," said Naegal.

"Don't hm me-"

"I'm just hm-ing-"

"Naegal."

"Mm~."

"I'm going to-"

"You love me."

"I will end you."

"You've tried! It didn't take!"

Felt, who had watched this exchange with her food forgotten and her expression going through approximately five different phases, pointed at them both.

"So," she said.

Both figures looked at her.

"You can talk to dead people."

"Yes," Kaelen said.

"And bring them here."

"Temporarily, yes."

"Right." She chewed on this - literally and otherwise. "Who else can you bring?"

"That's-"

"Because I have a list."

"Felt-sama-" Grimm started.

"Not a long list! Just - a few people who should probably be here. People who have things to answer for." She had the expression of someone who had been thinking about this for a while and was glad for the opening. "I'm just saying. If this is on the table."

"It's not - it doesn't work like that," Kaelen said, and he sounded, for the first time, like someone genuinely navigating an unexpected conversational direction. "It's not a service provided on request. There are conditions-"

"What conditions."

"Complicated ones."

"Then explain them."

"Later."

"That's not-"

"Later, Felt."

Felt squinted at him. He looked back at her, perfectly level.

"I don't like you," she said.

"You've mentioned that."

"I'm going to keep mentioning it."

"That's fine."

"Naegal's better."

"He really isn't."

"I'm MUCH better," Naegal confirmed, with great enthusiasm.

"You're chaos," Kaelen said.

"Productive chaos!"

"There's no such-"

"Philosophically-"

"If you say philosophically one more time-"

"Phil-o-soph-"

"Naegal."

"-ically," Naegal finished, with the deep satisfaction of a man who had calculated exactly how far to push something and pushed to that exact point and no further.

The room - despite everything. Despite the grief still settling and the weight of the last hour and the strangeness of two identical people from a different universe who were somehow four hundred years old and had collectively died nearly five thousand times - the room laughed. Not everyone. But enough. The real kind of laugh, the kind that comes out despite circumstances because something has genuinely gotten to you.

Mimi toppled sideways off her chair giggling. Ricardo caught her on reflex without looking up from where he was still very sternly pretending his eyes weren't wet. Petra laughed and then looked startled that she'd laughed and then laughed again. Even Otto - Otto, who had been having a deeply difficult time with essentially every piece of information presented tonight - made a sound that was definitely a laugh, covered it with his hand, and then gave up covering it.

Even Ram's mouth did something.

She turned away before anyone could confirm what.

Theresia had returned to Wilhelm's side by now. She was sitting beside him, and his hand was in both of hers, and he was looking at her the way a man looks at something he stopped letting himself believe he deserved. It was quiet. Still. But it was the stillness of something full rather than empty.

Reinhard sat close. Not speaking - just present, just there, in proximity to her, and for now that was enough to be going on with.

Heinkel sat slightly apart, as he always did. But Theresia had looked at him twice since sitting down - small, checking looks, the kind a mother gives when she needs someone to know they haven't been forgotten - and each time, Heinkel's expression did something uncomfortable and complicated and, underneath it all, quietly hopeful.

It wasn't resolution. It wasn't the end of anything difficult. But it was something. The beginning of a something that might, across Arc 5 and this strange room and the forced proximity of watching the future unfold together, become more than it was right now.

Liliana arrived approximately five minutes after all of this - slightly breathless, looking around the room with wide eyes and the expression of someone who had been briefed on what to expect and had, despite that briefing, absolutely not expected this.

"Oh," she said. "Wow. There are a lot of people."

"Yes," Kaelen said.

"Are they all-"

"Important. Yes."

"Is that-" She squinted across the room. "Is that Anastasia Hoshin?!"

"Yes."

"Oh WOW," Liliana said, and then seemed to suddenly remember herself and bowed approximately twice as much as necessary, which overbalanced her slightly and required a small recovery step that she pretended hadn't happened.

"She's fine," Anastasia said, waving a hand with the ease of someone who had long made peace with being recognized in unexpected situations.

"I'm Liliana Masquerade," Liliana told the room at large, straightening up and deciding firmly that confidence was the play here. "I'm a songstress! I'm very good at it. You'll probably hear about me during this arc."

"Will we," Ram said.

"Almost certainly!"

"Hm."

"That hm is going to become significantly more impressed later, I promise."

Ram looked at her. Liliana looked back at Ram with the expression of someone who had performed in front of difficult audiences before and had learned that the difficult ones are usually the most satisfying.

Ram said nothing. But she didn't dismiss it either - which, from Ram, was essentially a standing ovation.

Liliana found a seat near the middle of the room and settled into it with the easy adaptability of someone who had spent enough time performing in strange circumstances that strangeness had long since become comfortable. She looked around at the assembled royal camps - all their layered histories and alliances and griefs and relationships - and seemed to decide that this was very interesting and that she was glad to be here.

Al leaned toward Priscilla. "I like her," he said.

"You like everyone," Priscilla said.

"That's not true."

"You were prepared to compliment the previous warden-"

"That was diplomacy-"

"You called them 'an interesting presence.'"

"That's just - that's accurate, that's not the same as-"

"Al."

"...Fine. I like most people."

Priscilla looked at him with the air of someone who has won an argument and is gracious enough not to belabor it.

Subaru, through all of this - through the entrances and the revelations and the grief and the laughter and the Astrea family being given back something they had lost - slept peacefully. The pale blue blanket had not moved. His breathing was slow and even and his face, in sleep, had lost the particular tension it always carried when he was awake - the constant low-level readiness, the held-back weight - and he looked young. Just young, and tired, and for this moment, entirely safe.

"Are we ready?" Kaelen asked.

The room settled. People returned to their seats, or shifted in them, or found new ones - Theresia between Wilhelm and Reinhard, Liliana in the middle of things, Heinkel still in his corner but slightly less alone in it than before. The quality of the air changed again, from the complicated warmth of reunion and revelation back into something that wasn't quite dread but was adjacent to it. Preparedness. The awareness of what was coming - a year from now, the future, things that hadn't happened yet to people sitting in this very room.

"One year from now," Naegal said, quieter than his usual. He was looking at the dark screen with an expression that, for once, wasn't performing anything. "A lot can happen in a year."

"It does," Kaelen said.

"Some of it is hard."

"Yes."

"Some of it is-" Naegal paused. Something moved underneath the brightness - something more genuine beneath it. "Some of it is really something."

"Yes," Kaelen said again.

A beat.

"Should we tell them-"

"No."

"Just-"

"No."

"One small-"

"Naegal."

"Fine! Fine fine fine." He straightened. The grin resettled into place like a flag finding its wind. "No hints. Just the watching."

He looked at the room. The room looked back at him.

"You've all been very brave," he told them - and it was both mocking and sincere at once in a way that somehow made it hit harder than either alone would have. "All four arcs. Every single one of you. It's - it's meant something. Watching you."

Nobody quite knew what to do with that. Several people exchanged glances.

"Don't patronize us," Felt said - but with less edge than usual.

"I'm not," Naegal said. And for a moment he wasn't performing it, and it showed.

Felt looked at him. Looked at Kaelen. Looked back.

"...Fine," she said. "But if this arc is worse than Arc 4, I'm holding you both personally responsible."

"That's fair," Naegal said.

"That's," Kaelen said - which was the tone of a man maintaining plausible deniability in real time.

"Both of you," Felt said.

"...Also fair," Kaelen said, very slightly.

Naegal looked at his counterpart with the expression of a man who has just witnessed something rare and is savoring it.

Kaelen looked at the screen.

"Arc 5," he said simply. "One year from now. The Royal Capital. The people in this room and what happens to them."

He reached out.

"Pay attention."