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This is a classification AU. This one is different from the other classification AUs. In Hell if a sinner is a little they can still roam around Hell and get powers but they also can get adopted by a caregiver.The little can be adopted by hellborn,another sinner you name it! All they need to know is that you're a little and can prove it to the adoption center.
Alastor just got to Hell. He knew about Hell and he would end up there. But he didn’t think he would die this early even with the murders that he committed. What he didn’t know was when anyone has entered Hell or Heaven they are classified. Alastor’s head was pounding but he didn’t pay attention to it. Alastor wandered around Hell and he figured out the system here.
“So there is a classification system here.Littles,caregivers,babysitters and naturals. You don’t get to choose what you are. And they won’t know until too late,”Alastor mumbled to himself.
Alastor kept on walking with having a headache in his head. He needs to find out if he is a little or something else fast. He found out that littles can go to the other rings when they are adopted. Alastor looked at a pamphlet of littles. He saw how to tell if you're a little.
The pamphlet said that you may get headaches really bad ones. You can also get little feelings. You also can have accidents, night ones and day ones. Alastor looks at the other parts. There weren't any other parts about it though just normal stuff.
“I only have a headache but I could be a little,.”Alastor mumbled to himself.
Alastor kept on walking and he saw a classification building. He looked at the building. It was a building where you could take a test if you wanted to and it wouldn't be public knowledge except for the king if he wanted to see. Alastor goes into the building and walks up to the receptionist.
“Hello, how may I help you,”the receptionist said in a cheery tone.
“I would like to take the classification test,”Alastor said nervously
“Okay here's the test and you can go in that room and wait for someone to explain it to you,”the receptionist said.
Alastor nods and walks into the room the receptionist said go into and he takes a seat and waits for someone to explain. A hellhound comes in. The hellhound goes to where Alastor is sitting.
“The test for this does matter, and we can tell you what you are by the answers but not what your age range is”the hellhound said seriously.
Alastor nodded and the hellhound went to the front desk. Alastor took the test really seriously. He didn’t want to be a little. Alastor was very worried if he was going to be a little or not. He finished the test and handed it over to the hellhound and Alastor looked really nervous. The hellhound was grading it.
“Well you're a little,”the hellhound said.
“Are you sure there was no mistake?”Alastor asked.
“There is no mistake, you are a little,”the hellhound said.
“Okay thanks I guess,”Alastor said calmly
Alastor left the building knowing he was a little. He was unsure of what he should do. He wanted to get power but how is he going to do that fast? Alastor went through the towns fast and not getting into fights. Alastor felt like he was age regressing so he went into an ally. But he heard someone come in ally
“Hello, you must be a little one,”The strange man said.
“Who are you? And how did you know that I was a little?”Alastor questioned the man.
“I'm Lucifer Morningstar. And I know you're a little because not a lot of sinners go into alleyways,"Lucifer said in a calm voice.
“If you know that I am a little, what are you going to do then,”Alastor asked.
“I’m going to adopt you, and you will have a safe home if you agree,”Lucifer said in a calm voice.
“It would be a lot safer. I guess I will be your little,”Alastor said nervously
“Okay take my hand and I will walk you to my home,”Lucifer said in a calm voice.
Alastor takes Lucifer’s hand. Lucifer walks with Alastor. The walk was peaceful because a lot of people are scared of Lucifer because he has fought sinners so no sinner would bother him or any little he had. Lucifer went past his castle.
“Are we going the right way? We went past the castle Lucifer”Alastor questioned Lucifer.
“We are not going to the castle, little one,”Lucifer said calmly.
“My name is Alastor,”Alastor said in a calm voice. “Where are we going then?” Alastor questioned Lucifer.
“We are going to the adoption center so I can sign the papers then we are going to the sloth ring so you can get a check-up,”Lucifer said in a calm voice.
“A check-up is that really necessary,”Alastor asked.
“Yes it is necessary,”Lucifer said in a calm voice.
“Why is it necessary?”Alastor asked.
“Littles can get sick, Alastor,”Lucifer said in a calm voice.
They kept walking in silence. Alastor noticed his shadow was next to him and it was moving but also had a face. When Lucifer stopped there was a big building. It has at least three floors. Alastor questioned why would an adoption center, would need that many floors.
“Ready Alastor there’s no going back now,”Lucifer said in a calm voice.
“Yes I'm ready,”Alastor says in a serious tone.
Lucifer and Alastor walk in and everyone sees Lucifer and brings them to the top floor. Lucifer and Alastor go to a private room. An imp pulls out a piece of paper and puts it in front of Lucifer and Alastor.
“Put your little’s name here, the full name”The imp said while pointing to the line. “Then sign your full name here your majesty”The imp said while pointing to the line.
“What is your full name,”Lucifer asked
“Alastor Auguste Hartfelt is my full name,” Alastor said in a serious tone.
Lucifer wrote down Alastor’s full name in the spot where imp told him to put it. Then Lucifer wrote his own full name. The imp fished the paperwork and gave a piece of paper to Lucifer.
“Here is the paper telling everyone he is a little and he is yours, your majesty”the imp said.
Lucifer nodded and left with Alastor out the adoption building. Lucifer made a portal to the sloth ring and Lucifer had Alastor go in first then he followed. People staring at Alastor and Lucifer.Lucifer holds Alastor’s hand and walks into the hospital.Belphegor saw Lucifer and Alastor.
“Lu! You're here, are you hurt?”Belphegor asked worriedly.
“No, I just want a check-up for my little one,”Lucifer said in a calm voice.
“This is your little one, he looks like a deer.”Belphegor said in a calm voice. “Is he a sinner?”Belphegor asked.
“Yes he is a sinner Belphegor,”Lucifer said in a calm voice.
“Okay I will do the check-up personally,”Belphegor said. “What is his name?”Belphegor asked.
“Alastor is his name”Lucifer said with a smile
Belphegor showed them into a room. Both Lucifer and Alastor sat down in chairs. Belphegor took out a chart and showed Lucifer.
“These are the tests I want to do Luci”Belphegor said.
“What’s this sinners test?”Lucifer asked.
“That test is for what kind of sinner he is,”Belphegor said.
“Okay that’s fine”Lucifer said.
“Okay, can take off your shoes for me, Alastor,”Belphegor said.
“Okay,”Alastor said nervously.
Alastor takes off his shoes carefully. Alastor sees that his feet are hooves.
“Hoovies! He has hooves!”Lucifer said in excitement.
“You didn’t know he had them?”Belphegor asked.
“No, I just got him today,”Lucifer said.
“That makes sense, Luci”Belphegor said. “Okay Alastor, can you go on the scale?”Belphegor asked.
Alastor gets on the scale and Belphegor goes over to it moving it then writes down how much Alastor weighed.
“Okay now stand up to wall Alastor”Belphegor said.
Alastor stands against the wall. Belphegor put his height trying not including his ears. She wrote down his height.
“Now get on the examination table,”Belphegor said.
Alastor walks to the examination table and gets on. Belphegor does normal tests like for physical exams. And Belphegor shows that Alastor is really healthy to Lucifer.
“Okay now is the test to figure out what kind of demon he is right?”Lucifer asked
“Yep now Alastor I’m going to take a blood sample and we are going to test it to see what kind of sinner demon you are. There are many and if it is new you get to name it” Belphegor said in a calm tone.
Alastor nods his head. Belphegor takes out a needle and takes a bit of his blood.
“Alastor and Luci wait here until the blood is examined to see what kind sinner he is,”Belphegor said.
Belphegor left the room and now it’s just Lucifer and Alastor are alone in the room.Alastor looks really nervous.
“Alastor there is going to be more stuff we have to do when you're not little”Lucifer said.
“What do you mean by that?”Alastor asked.
“It means that you have to take vitamins and one bottle of formula Alastor,"Lucifer said in a calm tone.
“What! Why!”Alastor asked in a frustrated tone.
“It's a normal thing for littles and keeps you healthy,"Lucifer said in a calm tone.
“A normal thing huh…”Alastor said to himself. “What if I don't take it?”Alastor said.
“You would be punished no matter if you're big or small. If you refuse you will have a punishment,”Lucifer said in a stern voice.
Alastor understands that Lucifer could punish him now. Minutes go by even hours. How long does it take to look at blood sample.Alastor didn’t know because he never had his blood taken because they were poor but when he was a radio host making sure he didn’t get arrested because he killed people. Soon enough the door opened.Belphegor came through the door with paper in her hand.
“Lucifer, he is a cannibal sinner meaning he needs sinner meat to feel full even if it’s a little bit”Belphegor said.
“How am I going to get that?”Lucifer asked.
“I think it's time for you to talk to sinners Lucifer. You can get sinner meat from cannibal overlord Rosie,”Belphegor said.
“Im not really into politics but fine if helps my little one fine,”Lucifer said dramatically.
“Here is the formula and vitamins Lucifer”Belphegor said while handing them over in a bag.
“Ready to leave Alastor?”Lucifer asked.
“Yes, I'm ready Lucifer,”Alastor said.
Lucifer paid Belphegor right there. Then Lucifer took Alastor after Alastor put his shoes back on. They went out of the hospital then Lucifer made a portal back to his castle and this was the first time Alastor saw his castle insides before.