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Today 11:35 PM
jude

jude

jude i need to ask you something

yes?

everything okay???

what is an omega

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Jude

what is an omega

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Jude

what is an omega

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Jude

what is an omega

i can see you typing

is this an offensive question?

Read 11:49 PM

Jude

is this an offensive question?

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Jude

is this an offensive question?

????

all that time for 3 question marks

is this a joke?

did the google factory explode

and count again theres 4

have you not seen?


this https://x.com/link

they say you will use your omega pheromones to distract me

is this some new tactic

i dont understand

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Jude

i dont understand

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Jude

i dont understand

oh

this is a sex thing

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Jude

this is a sex thing

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Jude

this is a sex thing

oh jesus christ

i do not think jesus is involved

i think jesus is far away

i dont find you funny

you have the world fooled but i know the truth

is it because youre the omega?

and i am the "alpha"?

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Jude

and i am the "alpha"?

get off my phone

have i upset you

are you a distressed omega?

will this affect your pheromones

asking for the sake of the game

what is wrong with you

genuinely

is it a crime to be curious in today's perfect world

sorry i do not know everything like u do jude

when i block your number

know that it was all your fault

jude...

are you homophobic?

Read 12:05 AM

Jude

jude...

are you homophobic?

did you hit your head too hard

read that back and reflect on what you just said

its something called a joke

can i get a laugh

a fucking ha ha

tough crowd

im sure this is hilarious for you

mr giggleshits

it is

theyre saying your butt will smell so good that i wont be able to focus

which is hilarious because your butt stinks

they dont know this but i do

oh now im laughing

you fucking reek

your socks at dortmund were a genuine biohazard

and stop sniffing my ass

that is my alpha scent

my alpha instincts

thats sweat mate

and youre a dog

Jude

and youre a dog

here

https://scentquiz.com

this says i smell like pine and mint

is that appealing to you

im not clicking that

thats how you get your identy stolen

youve lost the plot

can the great jude bellingham not have fun

can the great jude bellingham not take this quiz and find out his omega smell?

youre ahead of me in goals

and instagram followers

so really its the great erling haaland isnt it

jude i am flattered

but pls just call me alpha

i didnt know you kept track of such things

i dont

saw it on twitter

and im not calling you that

mhm

was this before or after the tweets about your omega smell?

before actually

and fuck u

yes they are saying we will fuck

i saw those too

Read 12:10 AM

Jude

yes they are saying we will fuck

i saw those too

ok

thank you for the reminder

its been 2 minutes since the last time someone said you were going to fuck my ass

almost forgot

Jude

almost forgot

i did not mean it in a bad way

right right

you meant to say "the whole world thinks i top you" in a kind respectful way

got it

jude

this is not a bad thing

they think you are the cute one

bottoming is okay in 2026 jude

everyone thinks you are beautiful

youre literally an underwear model in your free time

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Jude

everyone thinks youre beautiful

youre literally an underwear model in your free time

no thank you i needed that

im sorry

i shouldnt have brought this up

its ok

youre not the first person to

i think ill live

still

its fine really

lot worse has been said before

oh so youre saying this is not so bad

its like you want me to be mad at you

i hear the pheromones work better when youre emotional

Read 12:25 AM

Jude

i hear the pheromones work better when youre emotional

and i hear im supposed to leak out of my real human ass when youre around

do you hear how crazy this sounds

you seem to know a lot about this jude

whatever youre implying

shut it down now

i didnt imply anything

im just amazed by your knowledge

it gets my alpha going

?

is that how this works

im not explaining this to you

google is free

and youre clearly already looking this up

yes but google does not get flustered when i ask about its perky omega butt

it is not the same

do not let ai take my job

im not flustered

so you acknowledge your butt is perky

and yes you are

i know you

Read 12:35 AM

Jude

i know you

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Jude

i know you

its been a while

who knows maybe i've changed

still no acknowledgement about your butt

and yes in all this time you have changed

you have become an omega

or were you always one and i just never knew?

can you get off my ass

the general public wants me on your ass

or in it i guess

the general public are perverts

and so are you

christ its nearly 1

go to bed

like actual bed, do not send me any more stupid shit

i have never sent you anything stupid

you wound me

are all omegas this bossy

or is it just you

since you know the lore

they wont find your body

nobody will miss you

lies

i think you would

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Jude

i think you would

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Jude

i think you would

maybe

but you wouldnt know

on account of being dead

death wont stop me

and neither will englands defenders

goodnight erling

Jude

goodnight erling

well since my omega said so

goodnight jude

Read 12:55 AM

Jude

well since my omega said so

goodnight jude

wait you never answered me about your scent

jude what is your omega smell

are you going to use that against me??
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Jude

are you going to use that against me??

it wouldnt work btw

I CAN SEE YOU READING THESE

JUDE

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