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Dirty Pockets

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Any stories I put here are completely unconnected to the universe(s) of my other stories, but I couldn't go on forever without making some sex jokes, or adult humor... I'll add more if/when they come to me. (If my archive rating/tags are wrong let me know)

Chapter 1: Like Glue

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         Judy stirred beneath the covers as she slowly woke up, "Ugh" she muttered, "ahh... OW!" as she was struck by sharp pains from her legs at each move she made.

"NIIIIICCK!!" Judy screamed from the bedroom. Nicks ears perked in the other room, before he appeared in the doorway.

"Well, look who's finally up..." he said snarkily, through a smug smile.

"Shut up and help me to the shower!" she yelled.

"Huh? Its... right there..." he replied, still smiling wide, pointing to the doorway only feet away from her side of the bed, "You can't manage?"

"NO! The fur on my thighs is glued together from your DRIED FUCK SLUDGE!" she shouted, scowling at him. Nick laughed and folded his arms, leaning against the doorjamb. "It's almost all the way down to my knees... What the hell did you do?!" her lip raising slowly in disgust.

"It's not my fault Fluff. You're the one who didn't get up and shower afterwards." he teased as she struggled to inch her way to the edge of the bed without ripping any hairs out.

"I didn't DECIDE to lose consciousness during my fourth..." she trailed off, "...so I'd say its yours!" 

"Well maybe YOU shouldn't have been giving me such a... motivational speech..." he said raising an eyebrow curiously, "besides, this sounds like a free show, watching you waddle to the door, sooo..."

"Don't you dare say it..." she interrupted, her eyes blazing at him.

"...Cute..." he finished, calling her challenge, "What are you gonna do? Chase me?" he instigated further.

"Ass" she exclaimed with a sigh, managing to get her conjoined legs over the side of the bed.

"Well I guess that would make you a 'piece of me' wouldn't it?" he said, pushing himself away from the door, before slowly walking over to her turned back.

"I'd better be a LOT more than that, Fox..." she spat at his words, her hands gripping the side of the bed. Nick stepped past her and started the water in the shower. Once it was on, he turned back to her, reaching out an arm through the doorway. She looked up and couldn't help but smile after seeing his grin. She threw her arm up at him, but he stepped in closer to wrap his arm under hers, around to her other shoulder, and his other arm under her knees.

"Of course you are dear." he said, rubbing his nose against hers, forcing a laugh from her. As he carried her into the bathroom, he paused to leave their rings on the counter of the sink, and kick the door closed behind them.