Annabot's Favorite Humor and Crack Fics
My favorite Tolkien fics that made me laugh (on purpose).
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Metrology by InfiniteRiver
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
01 Apr 2026
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Seven gifts (of questionable usefulness) that Annatar would have offered to the Realm of Lindon.
Bookmarked by AnnaRobots
01 Apr 2026
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Then he reached into the folds of his opulent robes, and withdrew a small, shiny object that could fit in the palm of one hand. "This is my first gift."
"Is that a Palantír?" Gil-galad asked, leaning forward in his seat for a closer look.
"It's too small," Elrond noted. "And not spherical. Perhaps it's a new type of pocket Palantír."
"It's not a pocket Palantír, it's a kilogram," Annatar explained. "Or, the object that represents the standard weight of a kilogram."
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The Judgment of Mandos by AnnaRobots
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Aug 2025
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“And that was the first time Námo realized—because up until this point there had been so few Elves in the Halls, they never even crossed each other’s paths—the fëar of dead Elves could be real perverts.”
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- Part 1 of The Halls of Mandos
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Scout Spout by tehta
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
13 Nov 2025
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While crossing the Grinding Ice, Findaráto interacts with several family members. And several non-family MEMBERS.
Should probably not be read if you want to maintain any respect for the author.
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02 Apr 2026
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“Well.” Findaráto hesitated, but only briefly: while Turukáno could be a bit of a prig, they were close friends, and what are friends for if not to share confidences? “Have I ever told you about the Telerin practice of spout-swallowing?”
“What? No.”
So Findaráto did.
What? The MOUTH? But that is not–” Turukáno almost dropped his jerky. “The marital seed must fall in the fertile furrow, everyone knows that.”
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Fëanorian Crab Soup by Melesta
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
18 Feb 2024
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A Maedhros & Maglor Week Special: An award-winning recipe by J.R.R. Tolkien.
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20 Apr 2026
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When you are certain that everything is serene and peaceful and you may yet escape certain Doom, you can begin to blow torch. Hold the torch steadily and keep the flame constantly in motion to burn all areas thoroughly. Keep the torch going until you think you can see dragons appearing on the surface.
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A Florid Affair by polutropos for AnnaRobots
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Apr 2026
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After long years wandering and singing their sorrows, Daeron and Maglor both find themselves in Rivendell. Unfortunately, neither speaks to the other; that is, until a duet on the occasion of Arwen's coming-of-age puts them in close proximity and, as chance would have it, in inhaling range of a certain flower known to excite amorous feelings.
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- Part 25 of Sex Is Fun