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What the fuck happened to animus magic? by LiquifiedNonkey
Fandoms: Wings of Fire - Tui T. Sutherland
18 Feb 2026
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Animus magic is being a bitch, fulfilling spells in the most annoying way possible. It has developed a voice, an ego and opinions. Miscellaneous stories about animus dragons getting ragebaited and trolled by the new animus magic with a personality.
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“From now on, all animus magic spells, voiced or silent, cast by animus dragons present and future, shall be subject to the following conditions.
One. A deeply annoying voice that develops a deeply annoying personality with a disproportionately large ego who names itself Animi shall reside within each animus dragon’s mind, and cannot be removed.
Two. Upon every spell that is attempted to be cast by animus dragons, Animi will stall at least three, and at most ten times.
Three. Upon granting the spell, if still pushed through by the animus, Animi will fulfill it in the most irritating, inconvenient, pedantic, emotionally humiliating or insanity-inducing way possible, while still technically obeying the caster’s words in the loosest interpretation that can still be defended in a theoretical debate. Animi will decide for itself what is the best option.”
Breeze smiled to himself. This was going to be so fun.
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07 May 2026
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Animi
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Bookmarked by GadgetFiddler
03 Apr 2026
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Surprisingly well written crackfic-story.