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No one thinks to check on Harry Potter after being placed at the Dursley house.
No one cares enough to make sure that Harry Potter is safe, loved, and cared for.
Now Hogwarts has a new ghost and Severus has taken on the responsibility to guide and care for the broken child since he failed in his duties and promises to Lily Potter to keep her son safe.*REVISED AND UPDATED JUNE 2024*
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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore’s carefully laid plans for him crumble
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A Dragon, a Dance, and a Boy Called Daco by Liyanarak
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jul 2026
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Harry Potter's fourth year takes a turn for the absurd when he gets entered into the Triwizard Tournament, befriends Viktor Krum, survives a dragon, and loses a drinking challenge to a Bulgarian. One disastrous Yule Ball later, he invents a second Draco Malfoy named Daco, adopts Professor Snape as Sevus, and accidentally admits that Malfoy is rather handsome.
Chaos, dragons, and very poor decisions ensue.
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Harry gets extremely drunk after 2 cups, ends up on Draco Malfoy and calls him pretty
