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Wicked is the Blood by MandoVet
Fandoms: Addams Family - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2026
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When seven-year-old Harry Potter speaks to a serpent in the London Zoo, he doesn’t just unlock a door; he draws the attention of someone watching. Morticia Addams, matriarch of the famously macabre Addams Family, recognizes the signs of suppressed magic and wounded potential. Upon discovering the boy’s name and the cruelty he’s endured, she makes a decision with all the grace and finality of a guillotine.
Harry Potter is coming home with them.
Raised among poison gardens, swordplay at breakfast, and cousins who play with guillotines instead of toys, Harry finds something in the Addams manor he never knew existed: a family that not only accepts the dark, strange parts of him, but celebrates them. Under the watchful eyes of Morticia and Gomez, alongside Wednesday, Pugsley, Thing, and the rest of the delightfully eerie household, Harry grows into something the wizarding world never expected.
Confident. Unafraid. Powerful.
So when Hogwarts finally comes calling, they are not prepared for this Harry Potter, and he is no longer alone... -
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Two, perhaps nearly three, years after the fall of Lord Voldemort, the wizarding world begins to heal. But deep in the shadows, Bellatrix Lestrange still burns with the need to prove her loyalty to her vanished master. When fate places young Harry Potter in her path on a cold, storm-lashed night, she prepares to strike the ultimate blow of revenge.
And yet… she doesn’t.In a single moment of clarity, Bellatrix sees not the Boy Who Lived, not the symbol of her master’s downfall, but a child, bruised and neglected, cast away by the very world that claims to worship him. Driven by a twisted blend of vengeance, obsession, and something achingly close to maternal yearning, she steals him from the Muggles’ grasp, determined to shape him into something greater. Her own dark legacy.
As Harry grows under Bellatrix’s fierce and fractured care, molded by the shadows instead of the light, questions begin to stir within him. Who is he really? Savior or weapon? Pawn or player? As the years pass and Hogwarts looms on the horizon, the world teeters unknowingly on the edge of a future rewritten.
One boy. One woman. One night that changed everything.
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In The Blink Of A Crinkling Eye (Everything Has Changed) by Halfbloodprincess003
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jun 2026
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After a summer spent at the Dursleys with little to no contact with the Wizarding World, Harry is exhausted. He's been attacked by Dementors, his cousin got hurt and just to add insult to injury, Harry is stuck with an angry Vernon Dursley for the rest of the summer. Oh, and he needs to be resorted, because while he doesn't love the drama, the drama loves him.
The Sorting Hat finally gets his way and a newly sorted Slytherin Harry Potter must now navigate new allies, old friendships and new enemies, all while surviving the O.W.L. year, the second most important year of wizarding education.
Maybe getting expelled wouldn't have been so bad after all.
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Stray by BvrryBear
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
10 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter was used to strange shit happening.
Being teleported to a new world? Not so much. Fuck it we ball tho.
Harry in A Twisted World.Undergoing a rework!
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Castor Lilypott, the Freak Who Lived by Portias_Nest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Monster High (Cartoon 2010)
30 May 2026
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Petunia berated Harry Potter for being a freak, just like his mother. So when an incredibly tall fellow freak turned up to take him away, he was more than happy to go with them into a world of magic and mayhem.
Much to Dumbledore’s dismay, the tall freak in question wasn’t Hagrid, but Nora Bloodgood, the Headless Headmistress of Monster High. And when all Dumbledore’s efforts to find and rescue the missing saviour fail, he throws caution to the wind and throws Harry’s name in the Goblet of Fire.
The bigoted world of Wizarding Britain is not ready for a saviour raised by “creatures”.
A Monster High/Harry Potter Crossover!
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What if the abuse was too much for Harry to survive?
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Vernon is abusive and kills harry, Harry wakes up as a ghost at Hogwarts.
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Severus Snape has spent years ignoring Harry Potter.
It becomes harder to do when the boy shows up to class pale, tense and hiding his hands.
Severus Snape notices.
Something is happening in Dolores Umbridge’s detentions, something Harry refuses to talk about.
And for once, ignoring it might not be an option.
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As usual summer before third year is really hard…
After an unfortunate incident with Aunt Marge, Harry finds himself staying with Snape and his live-in boyfriend of 12 years.
Only, Snape is just as awful as ever and his boyfriend is really cool and nice and makes Harry feel important… but as time goes on, it’s clear that all is not as it seems. Because Snape is actually… well, he’s not a decent guy, but he does care about protecting children from abuse, apparently.
But his boyfriend… It turns out that not all guys who seem good end up being good in the end. As he watches his professor’s relationship dissolve he can’t help feeling like an awful person for being an active participant in it.
It never once crosses his mind that Harry was being groomed and abused in a grossly different way than he was used to.
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Not only do old secrets get revealed, but Professor Snape’s boyfriend takes advantage of Harry while he’s staying there for the summer leading to shifts in perspective and possibly… healing?
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Death's Hallowed One, Amongst the Ravens by CindersofMayhem
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
31 Mar 2026
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Harry begins to wake, mind hazy. Voldemort is defeated, and his role is done, so he should be able to rest, right? Wrong.
The Potter Luck strikes again, and Harry wakes up in a coffin, trapped. From there, he proceeds to ignore his exhaustion and injuries in order to run from a weird kneazle-thing. He doesn't know what this strange place is, but he doesn't intend to stick around long enough to find out.
But the Dark Mirror chose Harry, and climbing out of the rabbit hole is a lot harder than falling in...
Or: Harry in TWST! Will he accept his place in the strange new world, or fight to get back to his old one?
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tired even for a phoenix by blue_llama (kensington_and_cleo)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2026
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Abandoned in Privet Drive the summer after fourth year, Harry discovers a new ability. This, plus his accidental expulsion from Hogwarts, will lead to changes once he returns to school.
A resorting fic.