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Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.
Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.
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Tim's parents faked their deaths and fled the country years ago, but neglected to take him with them. He spent some time on the streets, and now at 16, he makes a living as a fortune teller, stalking and hustling the shit out of Gotham's elite by telling them eerily accurate fortunes based on the information he gathers about them.
His life is peculiar but he wouldn't change a thing. When he gets booked for the big Wayne Halloween party, however, he finds himself getting all tangled up with the Waynes, and the more fortunes he tells, the tighter the snare becomes.or: Tim just wanted to scam Gotham's elite, not end up on the Batfamily's watchlist. But it seems they just won't leave him alone..
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even wizards need a place to nest by ASpellBinds
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Batman - All Media Types
22 Mar 2025
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When Harry learnt his biological father wasn’t James Potter, he was devastated. When Harry learnt his father was Bruce Wayne, he felt a spark of hope. When Harry learnt his father was Batman, he didn't know what to think.
Confused and uncertain, Harry sits on the edge of a Gotham rooftop and tries to make a decision. Good thing the Red Hood is around to give him some advice, one undead guy to another.
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That Feeling When by lettuce_mouth
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood: Lost Days, Criminal Minds (US TV)
18 Apr 2026
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In which his Lost Days killing-things tour brings Jason back to the good ol' USA; the BAU hunt for a totally unconnected serial killer in a red helmet; Talia is a good murder mom, no really; and the author has officially gone off the deep end
Featuring:
-jason whump
-tfw the psycho killer of the week is a 16 y/o kid and now ur Invested
-jason angst
-tfw u accidentally get attached to the FBI agents keeping u captive
-jason feels
-tfw ur baby gets in trouble but he won't let u murder the problem away
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they all need a break, do they get one? of course not, that would be boring. by Ihavenothingbettertodo
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 May 2026
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The gods thought the winter solstice would be like every other. Suprise, they were wrong.
The seven thought they could finaly rest, you know after defeating the LITERAL EARTH, yeah nooooo.
The Camp was worried, another big three kid?
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The gods before they noticed the theft, some demigods after Percy was claimed and some demigods after the gigantomachia read Book 1; the lighning thief.
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- Part 1 of Percy Jackson watch and read the books
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The Dark Guardian by InTheShadows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Rise of the Guardians (2012)
17 May 2017
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Some children are afraid of the dark. But not all. There are those children who find comfort and protection in the dark. No one can get to them then. They are safe. Their protector comes with the shadows, not the light.
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Write Me a Love Story by Rosalina_Lucia
Fandoms: Ouran High School Host Club - All Media Types
28 Feb 2022
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Kaiyoka Sahni just wants to write. When she is, quite literally, dragged into the world of Ouran Academy's famous host club, she finds herself in a whole new arena with nothing but her notebook and pen for familiarity.
With the prompting of a certain second-year for guidance, Kaiyoka soon learns that there is more to the host club than meets the eye. In between writing ideas in the margin of her notebook and watching the hosts shamelessly seduce girls, she begins to form friendships with the people formerly known to her as 'just hosts'. Through every crazy plan they can come up with, Kaiyoka always manages to find herself at the heart of it all.
However, maybe it was fate that brought a host to his protégé rather than planning. It takes a marginal amount of effort to divert a one-track mind and even more effort to convince a heart to trust, but they may have finally found what they were looking for in each other.
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Chad’s adventures in loving the mess the is Benjamin Florian and making new friends who occasionally try to poison people.
What a life.
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Tim Drake, early in his years as Robin, comes out to his new family as bisexual via a powerpoint presentation. In Dick's opinion, it goes pretty well.
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Home Is Where the Heart Is by LittleLadybugs
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
25 Oct 2025
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Six months ago, Renegade broke free from his master. He’d had no home. No family. Had learned nothing beyond what he'd needed to be a predator.
Now free, he has vowed to use those skills to help instead of hurt.Only Nightwing really shouldn't have picked Blüdhaven for his debut. The neighbors in Gotham are kinda... a lot.
Like, A LOT a lot.
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Dick joins the batfam fashionably late.