Naruto
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"If this is madness, then I was never sane."You’re the Uchiha’s best-kept secret.
Now that the truth is out, everyone thinks they know what to do with you.
The clan says control. The village says results.
And someone in the dark just says, “Mine.”
The men assigned to guard you?
They’re really bad at their job.────•⋅⊰༻♥༺⊱⋅•────
This is a story for slow-burn addicts who want to watch emotionally constipated men get wrecked.
It has lots of philosophical and psychological analysis (I like to pretend to be one of those tortured artist types).
Somewhat of a reverse harem where the men have sharingans and are trying to outdo each other for your heart. Character-driven, but dick-motivated. Can’t help myself, simping is my ninja way.
And yes, we’re gonna fuck a lot of people. But because we’re hopeless romantics, every fuck will make sense. It’ll be emotionally earned and character consistent. None of that “Itachi lets me sit on his face on the third date” shit.
Anyway, hopefully you’ll fall in love with some dangerous men who would do anything for you. <3
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- Part 1 of The Version That Saved You
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violence may not be the answer, but it's certainly less work by anon_carrots
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Apr 2026
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After his fateful battle with Nara Shikamaru, Hidan is resurrected in a world of bizarre technology, Quirks, and Heroes. He has no idea why his god brought him here—until Jashin takes an interest in a certain green-haired boy.
“He crouched in front of bright green eyes, which gazed at him calmly amid the wreckage of bodies and blood, washing the streets red and gold in the setting sun.
“...what’s your name?”
“Izuku. Midoriya Izuku.”
And that was how Hidan ended up with a kid.”
A comedy of errors.
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- Part 1 of peace was never an option
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Of White Hair and Simple Smiles by RoseShower
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Mar 2026
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Hatake Kakashi dies and is reincarnated as Gojo Satoru's son.
Following the completion of a mission, Gojo Satoru is intrigued by the excessive concentration of potent curse energy emanating from the next building over—a Children's Home. Upon teleporting himself inside, instead of confronting a formidable unregistered sorcerer, he encounters a toddler with white hair, whose visage bears an unsettling resemblance to his own.
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- Part 1 of The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots
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He dies on April Fool's Day, so now he's Obito Uchiha.
Because apparently that's how the universe works now.i.e.
In which Obito is a reincarnate and does not care for canon in the least.Series
- Part 1 of introducing, the court jester
- Part 1 of unraveling Naruto canon with OCbito Uchiha
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Madara slipped away, welcoming the darkness with a small yet blissful smile playing on his lips.
Maybe now he could have that drink with Hashirama...
He woke up to his long-dead clan's medics fretting over him.
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- Part 1 of MadaTobi bundles
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In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.
[ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]
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Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi are sent back in time to save the world. Easy, right?
Wrong.
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Orochimaru summons one of his snakes on a mission and somehow ends up with a small human child with black hair and green eyes.
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The war has come to an end. Madara won. In a world destroyed by his power, a dying Obito uses his last strength to give the last other person alive the chance to continue living.
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Six years after the fall of the resistance, Sakura is sent to an alternative universe to save her life. A universe in which everyone she knew is not dead anymore, with the exception of Tsunade Senju, who never existed and, therefore, never created medical ninjutsu. A universe in which medicine is almost fifty years behind, ninjas die like flies and Sakura is the only one who knows how to cure them.
A universe in which she becomes the slug sage. -
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The blond haired cook gazed through the thicket of tall trees as he hovered in the air silently above the dormant bodies. Sanji Vinsmoke eyed the desecrated battlefield with an unsettled gaze. He grimaced at the gruesome sight and a desperate thought ran through his mind in a cyclical loop.
I need to get off this island.
(Sanji Vinsmoke ends up in the Land of Fire and is very unimpressed with the state of affairs. He decides to open up a restaurant and feed everyone indiscriminately. Naturally, things never remain simple for the very notorious pirate)