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    Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    19 Feb 2014

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    Bilbo interrupts an argument between Bombur and Dwalin to explain the hobbit approach to ancestral weaponry, and the insanity of more or less the entire Took line.

    Or: why frying pans are a hobbit's weapon of choice.

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