Evidence of My Time Consuming Side Hobby
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There are a number of conflicting theories, among various and sundry members of the Dalton family tree, on how exactly the young blonde man they have concluded has to be Jack’s kid came to be. Seeing as he can’t have just sprung forth unto the earth fully formed, there has to be an explanation, and since nobody met him until he was out of high school, the explanation has to be something good.
(or, the one where jack finds out after five years of bringing mac to family reunions that his family thinks he has a son)
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"Where's your pops?" Terry shouted down the sidewalk.
"Dunno," Jason said. "Haven't seen him in a week. I stopped goin' lookin' for him a long time ago."
Hell, Jason was happy with the man's absence. Maybe it would stick, this time.
"He owes me fifty bucks." Terry, closer to Jason now, was still shouting.
Jason spun around and started walking backwards. "What'a'ya know," he said. "Me too."
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AU where Jason is seventeen, his parents are alive, he works nights at a convenience store, and everything is about to go to shit.Series
- Part 1 of something in the static
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Firewall by ashenice
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
10 Jul 2022
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“Is the Red Hood’s helmet watertight?” someone asked, and Jason was cold and dripping and on the ground next to Dick and he wasn’t breathing.
“No,” Tim’s voice was tight.
“We need to take it off,” Lagoon Boy's words were met by a handful of yells, both in person and through the comms.
“This is the Red Hood,” Shazam said. “They say he has explosives in his helmet. It might explode if you try to take it,”
“Seriously?”
Dick reached towards the helmet to unlock it with trembling hands, to everyone’s alarm.
“The explosives.” Superboy interjected.
“Connor,” Tim cut in sharply. “We know what we’re doing,”I had thoughts about Jason being super cagey about his identity as the Red Hood to the point that he has explosives in his helmet to prevent people from taking it off, and the vulnerability of the Batfam members knowing the ins and outs of his helmet and how to take it off despite it all.
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The thing is, Jason has been thinking about just going home.
It starts like this:
“Please don’t. Please, please don’t.”
With Robin begging.
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Operation: Don’t Wake The Commander by MuchAdoAboutSomethingElse
Fandoms: Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
07 May 2021
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“So basically, Commander Thorn ordered you to make sure Commander Fox slept a decent amount and didn’t give you any restrictions as to how to do this.”
The shiny looked up from the ‘pad to smirk at him, “sir, yes, sir.”
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First part was posted on Tumblr and all the love for it inspired me to finish it. So if you have seen the story on there, it was me 😁
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i blinked (and there you were) by Della19
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
04 Jul 2015
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The Weeping Angels, Eggsy reads on the stolen Torchwood intel. Aliens that pose as statues, and kill their victims by sending them back in time and feeding off their years not lived in the present. The politest psychopaths in the universe, a note reads, scrawled in what looks like a doctor’s chicken scratch on the edge of the page by someone who clearly had a perverse sense of humour. A one way trip, the report concludes; you get transported by the angels, and it’s the slow road back to the present for you.
Eggsy lays his head back on the wall, takes stock of his situation. He’s lost 30 years - three years more than his entire lifespan up ’til now - in the blink of an eye, and now he’s stuck here, in 1988. Three years before he’s even born. Arthur, the prick, is sure to be heading up the Kingsmen, and Merlin, if he’s even there would be…20, maybe. Fuck, so fucking young.
Shite, even Harry’d only be…
Alive, Eggsy thinks, and finds himself sitting down hard from where his knees can’t hold him. This is 1988, and Harry’s 23, and alive.
Suddenly, being stuck in 1988 doesn’t seem so bad.
Or, the one where love means changing the future. Harry/Eggsy, Time Travel Fix-It.
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At the end of the day, saying ‘I will try again tomorrow’ by hardactofollow
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Jul 2024
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“Stay close to the Senate," Alpha-17 said. "Spend your days flirting with senators' aids for all I care. But stay close enough to watch him. Nobody’s perfect, not even Palpatine. He’ll make mistakes. You can catch them. Gather information-“
“Gather evidence,” Obi-Wan continued. “At some point we’ll need to actually convince other people of what he is.”-or-
Alpha-17 and Obi-Wan realize that Palpatine's the Sith when captive on Rattatak. With one war, two armies, three(ish) Sith, and a lot of questions in their way, they create a plan to save the galaxy. Alpha-17 goes back to Kamino to train ARCs and uncover the mystery of the clones, and Obi-Wan goes to Coruscant to investigate Palpatine (and befriend the Coruscant Guard.)
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dark sarcasm in the classroom by punkrockhades
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
28 Mar 2022
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Dick is trying his best to be patient with Damian, but the kid keeps insulting Dick's long-dead little brother. Dick just can't understand why Damian is so callous towards poor Jason's memory, especially since his youngest brother had never even met the second Robin before he died.
Turns out Damian might not have met Jason before he died, but after was a different story.
Series
- Part 3 of batfam prompts
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An Unexpected Attachment by umbrafix
Fandoms: Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen, AUSTEN Jane - Works, Sense and Sensibility - All Media Types
22 Jan 2020
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While Marianne was ill at Cleveland, Colonel Brandon was everything that was kind and attentive to Elinor.
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quaranteens by blueh
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
02 Jan 2021
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“Peter Parker,” Cindy says. Peter’s head snaps up so fast that it almost looks inhuman. “Did Tony Stark just waltz in and pick up his child in the background of your Zoom call?”
Peter freezes. Wide-eyed, with ‘guilty’ written on his forehead in 72, bold, Times New Roman font. It takes a solid thirty seconds before he can put himself together enough to click the unmute button.
“I—no?” Peter says. His voice is startlingly high pitched and his expression is nothing short of horrified.
Damn, if that isn’t anything but a confession.
Or: a day in the life of the quarantined high school spider-kid, as seen through the eyes of his first-period chemistry class.