I actually laughed while reading this
A collection of fictions that I genuinely found funny. Most of these are complete fics and oneshots.
(Open, Moderated)
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Look Upon Your Children (Wandering in the Wood) by TinyButFierce
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Jun 2021
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Luke was really tired of Grogu's buir. First he goes and shows up whenever he feels like it, then he goes and turns Luke's school into a village, and then he has the audacity to send such an eclectic mixture of babysitters to check on Grogu. New Republic Marshals? Even more Mandalorians? Kriffing Boba Fett?
Who did this guy think he was? A king?
(The much anticipated addition to Your Cities are a Wilderland (Look Upon Your Children))
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Here for My Family, Too by nathanbellamy
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
19 Oct 2023
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Months after the battle with Apocalypse, Erik is still puzzling over Peter's cryptic words about being there for his family, when it hits him: En Sabah Nur was Peter's father.
Everything suddenly makes sense now - why Raven has been hinting about a secret that Erik doesn't know; why Erik has overheard Peter's friends consoling him about his father trying to end the world; why Peter has been so nervous around Erik lately...
There's no way to escape the painful truth. Erik has to own up to the harsh reality that he murdered Peter's father.
And Erik's going to make it up to Peter, if it's the last thing he does.
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Your Cities are a Wilderland (Look Upon Your Children) by TinyButFierce
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Feb 2021
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Leia has had enough of Mandalorians. There's almost no information on them in the New Republic records, her husband keeps complaining about Boba Fett, someone named Bo-Katan hung up on her, and she can't find a single kriffing way to get ahold of the Mand'alor for treaty negotiations.
If only the Mandalorian hanging around Luke's school would be more helpful.
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Weekend at Xavier's by nathanbellamy
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies), X-Men - All Media Types
29 Sep 2023
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Peter and Kurt think their wildest dreams have come true when they're invited to spend the weekend at the prestigious Xavier Mansion.
But they never could have expected that they'd find Erik Lehnsherr in the professor's office, drugged and unconscious. And now apparently someone is planning on torturing and killing them once Erik is out of the way?!
If Kurt and Peter are going to survive the weekend, no one can know that Magneto is unconscious.
There's only one thing left to do.
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Pick Your Battles by systemholmes
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), The Gray Man (2022), The Fall Guy (2024)
02 Jul 2026
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"Not one, but two living brothers?" Denny Carmichael slowly leans back in his outrageously large chesterfield desk chair, a smirk slowly blooming across his face. His dark eyes are locked onto a thin file splayed open before him on his desk, showcasing photos of two men.
"Well I'll be damned, Six," he licks his lips, like he's actually drooling at the mere thought of using Six’s carefully kept secrets against him. “You're not as untouchable as you thought, huh?”
Suzanne stands three paces away from Denny's desk (just as he always insists), thinking God, I really fucking hate my job.
Or: Denny orders Suzanne to hunt down and kidnap one of Six's younger brothers in order to use him in his scheme to kill Six and recover the asset. Suzanne hates her job. Eva Stratt does not appreciate the CIA kidnapping her lead astrophage scientist.
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The 5 Weirdest Vlogs that Dr. Ryland Grace Sent Back to Earth by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Apr 2026
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Eventually, the Beetles return to Earth with all of Grace's recordings on them. Naturally, someone at Buzzfeed is going to write a listicle about it.
Look, we here at Buzzfeed have our own ways of honoring that Guy Who Died In Space To Save The Entire Planet.
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- Part 2 of phm works
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The Legend Of Liob by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 Apr 2022
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The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
Somehow, these two things save the galaxy. -
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There had been rumours about his and Caleb's sordid love affair since long before it was technically true. Essek was simply... playing into them a little, to help his defection go a little more smoothly. Rosohna would gossip about it for a few months, and then the rumour mill would move on, as it always does.
(it doesn't).Or: how Essek and Caleb accidentally inspired (at least) a few dozen smut novels.
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Summer Visit by Yearnification
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Fall Guy (2024)
26 Jul 2026
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”This… ‘thing’ is so important you’re fine working with this guy for the rest of your career?” Gail sputtered, disappointed by her wasted effort, no mind to it being for misconduct. “We can’t postpone it. It’s now or never babe.” She put her free hand on her hip to propose the ultimatum.
”What? Just save it for my next movie. Give me time to refine my romancing skills, boom we immediately fall in love, and Colt will be licking his wounds by next summer.” How embarrassing is it to admit out loud that The Tom Ryder needs time to romance someone. Usually his presence alone has people begging for his attention. In his defense, how could’ve he known that grace incarnate would visit set on a random Friday? Soulmates need more than three days to cultivate, Ryland has patience. He’s a great listener, not to mention that he lived with Colt. Yeah. Whoosh. A person like Ryland has high standards, and Tom obviously meets them of course, he just needs to showcase his abilities.
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Batman needs a Robin.
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- Part 31 of Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts