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Herald of Spring by SinkingSheep
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)
10 Oct 2024
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One hundred years ago, the head of the Heavenly Demon was severed from his body, marking the end of a short, yet grotesque war. This also indicated the start of Mount Hua's steady downfall, which would continue for six more generations.
At least, that's how it should've been. But unlike the history that very few know, not everyone died on that mountain.
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(Or: Tangcheong survives many years after the war and builds Mount Hua back up. It wasn't as humorous as you'd think.)
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- Part 1 of Springtime Tales
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- English
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- 66/66
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Ch54 my beloved ♥️
“Just stay put here for a while and quit being a leech!”“I can’t do that!”
“Why not?!”
“Who’s going to tie your hair and help you get ready for the mornings? And who’s going to keep watch of the kids whenever you have to go somewhere?! Just delay your leave! Wait until I’m done before returning to Mount Hua! Don’t leave me!”
“Yah! What are you saying in front of everyone, you bastard!”
…Are we sure they’re really not married yet? Soso thinks blankly to herself, watching the two elders interact. The conversation had been so bizarre that she stopped her farewells with Yoo Iseol.
Sadly, they really aren’t, which was crazy. Everything he listed down sounded like something married couples do. Tang Gunak was truly getting second-hand embarrassment from this blatant clinging. Tang Bo, you’re an elder and the renowned Dark Saint! Have some dignity, please!
“Anyway, let go of me!”
“But Dosa Hyung-nim!!!”
He…he really doesn’t care about his dignity, does he? But no one can blame him. After all, he was someone who hasn’t left the Sword Saint’s side since he woke up. Suddenly being forced to stay in this place again is almost like a cruel punishment for something he wasn’t even aware that he did.
Chung Myung turned to Tang Gunak. “If this brat starts making a mess of things, just tell me.”
“...I will keep that in mind.”
However, you shouldn’t say those kinds of things out loud. It was more likely that Tang Bo would voluntarily cause a mess if it meant that Chung Myung would come here to pick him up or hit him on the head. Sometimes, his behavior is really…astounding.
“Hyung-nim! Don’t ignore me!”
“Why are you complaining so much, ah?! Didn’t you ask for this?”
“Yes, but just wait for me!”
The only reason he was about to be left behind was because he still had some things to do, but the disciples have been away from the sect for longer than what was expected. Chung Myung already sent a letter to the sect leader, but it was about time they came back. As for Tang Bo, he would need more time tying up the loose ends and fixing some things going on within his family. He’s avoided doing so for long enough.
He was about to turn around and leave with the kids, but paused at the last moment. Tang Bo was still grumbling unhappily to himself, a gloomy aura slowly starting to form over his head.
Even if him being gloomy suits his ‘Dark Saint’ title more, it was a bit unsettling for him.
“Tang Bo-ya.”
“What is it, Hyung-nim?” he asked in a depressed tone.
He was, however, taken by surprise when his wrist was forcibly grabbed without warning. It was raised up just next to the swordsman's ear, a little over his head. His sleeve naturally fell down to hide what was happening from one side.
Someone, suspiciously sounding like Tang Soso, squeaked out loud.
But Tang Bo cannot focus on anything else except—
Except for the surprisingly close face of his Hyung-nim next to his, looking at him with a strange expression.
Before he could fully process what was happening, he felt something soft and chaste press against the left corner of his lip. It happened so briefly that it almost felt like a lie.
Chung Myung let his arm fall down. Then, ears burning a vivid shade of red, he hurriedly turned away and left as fast as he could.
“...”
Wh….what just happened?
Those who had been standing at the side where they could properly see everything were staring with wide eyes, hand over their mouth. No, even those who hadn’t seen what happened had let out loud gasps.
As for the disciples, they were looking with their jaws on the ground at Tang Bo.
…Wait, their sabom is leaving so fast! Huh? Wait wait wait, he didn’t even say goodbye to everyone else–?!
Baek Cheon was the first to turn around, his own cheeks red from embarrassment of what he just witnessed. The others followed him, still bewildered about what just happened. They hurriedly began running to catch up to the Great Elder.
…Tang Bo.
As for Tang Bo, he seemed to have ceased functioning. He was neither sulking nor complaining. Instead, he stood frozen in the same spot, eyes wider and more dilated than anyone else in that place. He can’t even process what was going on around him, eyes firmly locked on the vanishing figure of the Sword Saint.
“...That—”
A hand slowly reached up to touch the corner of his lip, where he was sure…
He had been so sure…..
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That….that…..
He slowly turned his head to stare blankly at Tang Gunak and his daughter.
“....Tell me I’m not dreaming.”
“......”
…………….…That was a kiss, wasn’t it?
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this dance is for two by SinkingSheep
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic), 화산귀환 - 비가 | Return of the Mount Hua Sect - Biga (Novel)
02 Mar 2025
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There are some things that comes in two. The shoes the disciples slip on every morning before going about their day. The lovebirds that would sing together in the tree branch. The chopsticks he picks up every day when eating some of the food that he bought outside.
And...well. Those pairs always come together, working to balance and support each other at the same time.
From one lifetime to another.
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(Or: Tang Bo fell first. Chung Myung...he's a little late, but he'll get there eventually.)
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Baby Plums Will Grow Into a Huge Tree by BreadDoofus
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic)
12 Jul 2024
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He might have the strength to lift mountains, but dealing with five kids high on sugar? Now that's a different matter entirely.
In which Cheong Myeong accidentally collected five little disciples. Parenting is hard.
(Feat. Dang Bo and his daily suffering)
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The two enthusiastically talked about forest animals. Cheong Myeong casually said, "I once saw a rabbit in the forest and begged Sahyung to keep it. He didn't agree. He did make me a rabbit-shaped dumpling though."
Dang Bo started crying.
"I used to have a rabbit once. For 6 hours. Actually it was a hare, but still."
"Really?"
"Yeah. White fur. Very cute. Caught it while hunting and brought it home."
"It died?"
"Yeah."
"Sick?"
"My brother skewered and roasted it over fire for new year celebration dinner."
"???"
"I ate it." Dang Bo sobbed. "It was fucking tasty. Had a nice char. I went back for seconds."
Cheong Myeong started sobbing too, looking like a pure taoist who couldn't bear to harm a fly. He banged his fist on Dang Bo's head.
"You're fucked up!"
Dang Bo shielded his head in defense. "It broke out of the cage and got mixed up with wild hares in the kitchen, it's no one's fault!"
"How could you not recognize it on your plate?!" Cheong Myeong wailed.
"It's lathered in peanut sauce!" Dang Bo cried harder.
The two drunks sobbed and hiccuped so hard in the middle of the street to the point some pedestrians almost considered calling the law enforcement.
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Dear God they are so stupid I love them.
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Transmigrators by Xyzchocolate
Fandoms: 화산귀환 | Return of the Blossoming Blade (Webcomic), 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
18 Dec 2025
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What if Cale transmigrated in the ROTMHS one year before Cheong Myeong.
That's it.
That's the fic.
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a hero who will never be seen in the world again. by AzurestSky, Record_Keeper (AzurestSky)
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
20 Mar 2026
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Two months.
The God of Death’s divine voice rang in the abyss-like space, holding up two fingers. Cale’s eyes widened where he sat across from him.
It had been roughly a few weeks or so since the White Star was defeated and the despair-crazed god was resealed. Cale thought he’d be done after that, and for a while, he was right, despite all the commotion about him being the ultimate hero— which was total nonsense in his opinion— but then the God of Death suddenly contacted him.
You have two months or so left.
He told him he was going to die.
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Cale is sick and can't do anything about it. He doesn't tell his family. Well, he's got two months to slack, so he may as well make the most of it.
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- English
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- 188,850
- Chapters:
- 23/?
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Balance decides to be a bitch and thinks of Cale as a glitch in the system that has to go.
I'm fed with all my favorite lcf soft spots and then ch15 initiates doomsday on full roll.
I spent two whole hours ugly crying. The crying has exhausted me. Its 3am for me rn. I might wake up with a sinus tomorrow.
I knew it'd be MCD angst and ate this poison willingly but I think I traumatised myself. Seth the farmer, please work with your sneaky hyungs and heal my pain.
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Home Is Where the Doctor Is: Typing... by artificialslover
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
21 Jun 2026
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CH: Good.
CH: I refuse to be a saint again.TS: Again??
TS: Since when were you a saint????CH: Just got offered.
CH: And pretended to be one.
CH: Well, technically a priest is close to a saint.TS: ????what
TS: Were you in a cult??
TS: Doc?
TS: Cale??Or, what happens off-screen when the world isn’t ending and what they don't say out loud gets said over text instead.
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- Part 3 of TCF x Avengers
- Part 2 of Where the Doctor Is
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The Black Shepherd by Reltu
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
26 Sep 2024
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A black panther, donned with many scars, awakened from its slumber and lifted its eyelids, revealing a pair of reddish-brown eyes.
Spoilers up to 776 chapter, aka PART 1.
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To Exist in Your Sun by Zell_Hatoule for Yassnt
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
15 Apr 2022
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Cale Henituse is learning the ins and outs of his ancient powers. Everyone around him is concerned.
(Better known as: Cale's just turned a little bit eldritch)
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Ice cream melting on a distant summer day by Drowninginworkbutstill for pendwelling
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
12 Jun 2021
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There’s only one chocolate ice cream cone left. Both Kim Rok Soo and Choi Jung Soo stare at it because they both love chocolate.
“Ahem, Rok Soo, do you feel for vanilla today?”
“No.”
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- Part 21 of I ship Cale with everyone
- Part 1 of Soos Stories
- Part 1 of Team 1 Universe
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The Birth of a Villain by Zell_Hatoule
Fandoms: 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Lout of Count's Family | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
18 Feb 2026
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When Kim Rok Soo reincarnates into the body of Cale Henituse, there are three things he knows:
1) The shitty god upheld his end of the bargain,
2) He's got two months to rain hell on Roan before Choi Han steps foot in Rain City,
3) He knows exactly which sonovabitch killed his hyungs.Cale Henituse has no time for a slacker life. He's got revenge to get.
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Flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance.
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Harry is tired, he just wants to be taken care of; for someone to take the weight of the world off his shoulders and raise his child in peace.
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TimeTravel!Au where the war is over, Harry accidentally acquires a baby, a baby daddy and his freedom.
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Tom Riddle finds a baby running through a store. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 5 of tomarry time travel AUs
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A chance encounter in a London pub leads to a whirlwind romance between recent Hogwarts graduate Harry Potter and the famous artist Tom Riddle, who paints under the name Lord Voldemort.
However, Voldemort hides a dark secret: he seduces young, attractive wizards and witches into modeling for portraits. Their beauty will be preserved on canvas and their souls harvested for his eternal youth.
Harry is the perfect next victim.
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To Hold or Break a Heart by Lomonaaeren for Ale_aesthetic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Nov 2023
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When Harry goes to feed thestrals in the Forbidden Forest as a break from the Awful Year of Umbridge, he finds Theo Nott already there. An unexpected relationship forms, bound by silence and blood.
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- Part 2 of From Samhain to the Solstice 2023
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AITA for not telling my GF they were “contaminated” because I thought it was obvious? by rinovellas for Frill
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
02 Apr 2026
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u/kirinriki
Wait. You bathed in your GF’s blood??? Like that’s just casually part of your relationship??? I'm sorry, I’m gonna need more context before I can even figure out if YTA or if you and her both just out here doing DIY vampire spa days.
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u/goodfriend666I did not state the gender of my GF.
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u/savvycavvyok and??? where’s the context
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Two friends go to Reddit in an attempt at enlightenment.
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Anchor by alphera for ivansdrool
Fandoms: 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
08 Dec 2025
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Shin Jaehyun never expected he'd ever get a dog again, but in his final life, he got his Kongi.
It was the best decision he'd ever made.
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If you say goodbye to me tonight (There would still be music left to write) by BookNight (TheKnightsWhoSayBook)
Fandoms: 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo
22 Mar 2026
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"I never dreamed of being an idol. Now that I’m not in danger of dying and my contractual obligations are ending, it’s the ideal time to retire.”
“Don’t bullshit me,” Cheongryeo said quietly. “You love it. You were made for this industry.”
Or: the AU where Moondae quits being an idol to be a producer.
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- Part 1 of A fool for lesser things
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picture you in my mind by glazing
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
27 Jul 2025
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lines are drawn and battles are fought when book reviewer youtuber kim dokja (aka "guwon") wins against twitch streamer yoo joonghyuk (aka "supreme_king") in a tumblr poll about who has the best face.
a story told through tumblr posts, tweets, texts, and twitch chat
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- Part 9 of orv lately
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- 15,803
- Chapters:
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So so good
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Snap!
Another pen breaks beneath Junghyeok’s fingers.
“Is everything alright?”
“Don’t worry about him,” Suyeong says, successfully distracting Sangah from the rather impressive amount of daggers Junghyeok’s glaring deep into Professor Kim's face, “he’s just trying to reel in his raging homosexuality.”
Or: Suyeong ropes Junghyeok into taking a literature class with her. The new professor turns out to be obnoxiously hot and smart.
