10 Bookmarked Items in XD Seme's Fav Hollanov Fics

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  1. 27

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    This will make you cry, it sounds like a threat, it's not, it's just a heads up.

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    Shane reads to Ilya before bed, the team finds out and thus begins Centaur Book Club. Harris finds out, and suddenly a bunch of hockey players are recording themselves reading books for kids.

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    The video returns to the set, with the camera on Harris, Shane, and Ilya again. Harris flips to the next question card.

     

     

    Harris: Who expressed interest in the other first?

     

     

    Shane and Ilya each raise the other's shoe.

     

     

    Harris: Ooooo! You disagree!

    Ilya: Shane. We both know that it was you.

    Shane: You were showing off! On purpose! You wanted me to react.

    Ilya: If that helps you sleep at night.

    Harris: Care to tell the story?

     

     

    Shane and Ilya speak over each other.

     

     

    Shane: No way in hell.

    Ilya: After the cameras stop.

    Shane and Ilya, freshly married and days away from their first game together, agree to make a silly video as a couple for the Centaurs' social media.

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    Shane: Hi. This is Shane Hollander.
    Lily: ???
    Shane: From the bar? You left me your number.
    Shane: This is Lily right?
    Lily: Sure.
    Lily: Hello Shane.
    Shane: Hi.

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    A private conversation between Shane and Rose goes viral. No, not that one. Another one. One about unrequited love, undiagnosed autism, and a preference for submission. The fallout will be impossible to handle. Especially because Ilya Rozanov probably saw the entire thing.

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    Rose: I’m serious, I think my gaydar is actively trying to sabotage me now.
    Shane: What do you mean?
    Rose: [Article: Rose Landry’s Inability to Hold Down a Man: What’s Wrong with Her?]
    Shane: What the fuck?
    Shane: They’re serious?
    Rose: Yup. Maybe I can borrow Ilya’s gaydar. Think he’d let me?

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    OR: Rose needs Ilya's help to find a boyfriend.

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    It's too fast, Ilya's brain can't catch up, his spiraling thoughts and his body moving before he can even think... words leave his mouth and everything is silent, everyone holds their breath at the scene unfolding, in the final minutes at the game Montreal Metros vs Boston Raiders.

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    Shane on the ice, people on top of him and the fear of losing him gets Ilya to dive in and forgetting that he is mic'd up for the game.

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  8. 39

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    A group of the rookies surround JONES in a weird circle centering his mic pack. They all lean in as they start singing badly.

    LEVIN: You would not believe your eyes.

    JONES: If ten million fire flies.

    YOUNG: Lit up the world as I fell asleep.

    HOLMBERG: I like to make myself believe.

    VAN DER BIJ: That planet earth turns

    LAPOINTE: Slowlyyyy.

    or, they mic up gareth jones, the media team learns to use the censor beep like their life depends on it

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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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