Ineffable Husbands Bingo
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Post armageddidn’t, Aziraphale and Crowley think of a way they can prank their respective bosses: division of miracles. Aziraphale goes overboard with sexual miracles, especially kinky ones, and Crowley goes overboard with romantic ones.
After a few months, it gets to a point that both bosses are done. They wish they could stop this, but they are honestly terrified of their respective "immune-to-destruction" employees, so they just have to deal with it. But they don't want to read this shit anymore.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Husbands Bingo
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Someone one the kink meme suggested that if Aziraphale were to possess Crowley's body, the resulting explosion would be a messy, messy orgasm. Exactly what it says on the tin.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Husbands Bingo
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Love Potion Number 9 by Petalene
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Nov 2019
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Gabriel knows Aziraphale has been in love with Crowley since forever. Desperate to get revenge on the angel who escaped punishment after the failed apocalypse, Gabriel decides that the best way to make Aziraphale miserable is to use a love potion and force Crowley to fall in love temporarily so the archangel can sit back and enjoy the fallout when it wears off. Except, nothing changes and the demon isn't acting any different. If at first you don't succeed, conspire with the Prince of Hell and use a stronger potion.
In which Gabriel and Beelzebub scheme, Anathema meddles, Crowley and Aziraphale are oblivious, the bookshop is becoming a sorted pickup joint, and no one knows when to give up.
Crack fill for a humorous prompt on the Good Omens Kink Meme
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Husbands Bingo
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For I Have Sinned by Petalene
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Feb 2020
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For I Have Sinned
Or The Five Times Crowley Went to Confession
It’s 1529 and Crowley’s latest assignment involves confessing lust and desire to a priest in order to tempt him. He may not have much in the way of interesting experience to draw inspiration from, but he certainly has imagined what could have been with Aziraphale over the years. So spinning the tales into dirty fantasies is surprisingly easy. And besides, it’s kind of nice to talk to someone about his feelings for the angel, even if Brother Francis keeps trying to save his soul.
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- Part 4 of Ineffable Husbands Bingo
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Idle Hands by Petalene
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 May 2020
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Beelzebub orders the implementation of lockdown/social distancing and compulsory masking in Hell, not because demons could catch or spread anything, but because, well, it's Hell and why shouldn't they have to suffer too? Of course, since this is Hell implementing unnecessary rules and regulations, it doesn’t take long for the rank-and-file demons to get up to shenanigans and causing trouble. This is as cracky as it sounds.
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- Part 5 of Ineffable Husbands Bingo
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The Hot Goth and Dazzling Witch of Eden Lane by Petalene
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Apr 2021
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Fill for this prompt : Hot goth in the woods that keeps answering the door and sighing and going “No, I’m not the witch, he lives over there,” and points across the way to a dazzling pretty boy wearing a gold waistcoat who’s waving excitedly at them. This happens 268 times a month.
And now it's Good Omens.
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- Part 6 of Ineffable Husbands Bingo
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Thank God It's Christmas by Petalene
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Dec 2021
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Crowley and Aziraphale celebrate their first Christmas together by drinking too much spiked eggnog and deciding to dress up and Santa and Mrs Claus so they can deliver holiday presents. While making Christmas wishes come true for the residents of London, can they make a little Christmas magic of their own?
This is Christmas fluff and humor with lots of novelty Christmas songs. Rated T for some sexual humor. Story title from Queen's only Christmas song. Fill for bingo square Holiday.
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- Part 7 of Ineffable Husbands Bingo