Cycle One: Dreams
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"Zog rubbed his eyes. Of course he did—it was the middle of the night, and now he had to kill one of his best… not vassals. Not really servants either. Whatever. The point was, Pendergast had been porking—trying to pork?—Zog’s daughter, and he’d be lucky to get the shaft. The shaft was what Zog had been reconsidering naming the holes that dropped people in the ocean, but he was reconsidering that reconsideration now.
“Dad, it’s not what you think.” Bean said, wrapped in a blanket.
“Okay then. Explain t’me what you and Pendergast were doing in your room, with your clothes off and his pants down.” Zog sounded a lot more patient than he felt. Pendergast cringed."After Bean and Pendergast get caught fooling around, there's not much Zog can do except marry her off-- right? Hopefully she won't kill this one.
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- Part 1 of Follow the Spokes of the Wheel
- Part 1 of Cycle One: Dreams
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Luci Lies to Children by GuestPlease
Fandoms: Princess Bride (1987), Disenchantment (TV 2018)
14 Nov 2019
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'Luci posed. “I’m going to tell you guys a story.”
“What kind of a story?” Addie asked.
“Addie! We’re not babies!” Freddie hissed. “We’re ten.”
“It’s a fun story. It’s about your parents.” Luci said. “The kind of story that your dad would not want me to tell you.”'Bean and Pendergast are out for the night, so it's up to Luci to ugh-- keep the peace!-- and tell their children a story. A story he totally came up with himself, thank you very much!
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- Part 2 of Cycle One: Dreams