Philza Minecraft’s Guide to NOT becoming a father

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• Step 1: Accidentally acquire a feral child (but definitely not to keep) by RequiemForAMeme

  Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)  

  • Mature
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  • Complete Work

  29 Apr 2021

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  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Technoblade & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Phil Watson-centric (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Technoblade Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Phil Watson Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF)
  • neither of them want one but its about NEEDS not WANTS
  • Technoblade Angst (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Moral Ambiguity
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Human Trafficking
  • Its heavily implied
  • Angst
  • Blood and Injury
  • Sleepy Bois Inc-centric
  • Man acquires child
  • Man does not want child.
  • Child does not want man either.
  • Neither of them get a choice in the matter.
  • Phil galivants around for several chapters making a nuisance of himself then suddenly: parenthood
  • sleepy bois inc - Freeform
  • Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Winged Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Philza is the main character arc
  • Pre-Canon

  Summary

  Until the very day he rescued Technoblade, Philza Minecraft had sworn never to become a father.

  There is a story before then though. Of a man more fable than human, a city with a dark mystery threatening to tear it from the seams and the wide, gold eye of the moon. Because sometimes life is not about the future we expect, but the one fate drags you kicking and screaming into.

  In which Phil just wants some fish and chips, but somehow purchases rescues a feral child instead.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Philza Minecraft’s Guide to NOT becoming a father

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