the cheeseburger saga
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wrapped around my heart by johnwgrey for martsonmars
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
18 Oct 2022
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baby times meets sexy times when Baz deploys his special teaching technique to help Simon learn how to swaddle their baby boy
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- Part 1 of the cheeseburger saga
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First snow by johnwgrey
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
15 Dec 2022
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"Why are you being impossibly annoying at" — my hand worms out of the warmth and comfort only three thick duvets can provide to find my phone — " six in the morning? What the fuck Simon? Come back to bed!"
My dear, dear, absolute lunatic of a husband shakes his head, his grin impossibly wild. "Babe, it's snowing!"
Simon loves the snow. He loves it even if it's 6am and even if it means fighting Baz until he gets out of bed. He loves it and waiting for a reasonable hour to share it with their son simply isn't an option.
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- Part 2 of the cheeseburger saga
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The Curse of the 31 Cheeseburgers by martsonmars
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
31 May 2022
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“I'm sorry,” I say. “Are you sure you have the right address?”
“Yes,” the man sighs. “I've got the right address and the right name. 31 cheeseburgers with no pickles for Mr Pitch at 15—”
I almost snort. If this whole situation was weird before, it's veering into absurd now. I would never order a cheeseburger without pickles.
//Or: Baz is stressed out, his son is hungry, and Simon wonders when he got so lucky.
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- Part 6 of food snowbaz
- Part 3 of the cheeseburger saga
- Part 4 of specky baz
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The Tale of the Cursed Meal by martsonmars for johnwgrey
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
07 Nov 2022
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“Are you eating a fucking cheeseburger over my cock, Snow?” I ask.
“‘S good,” he sighs, his fist still stroking me. Trust Simon to master the delicate art of multitasking only when it comes to eating during sex. For fuck's sake.
Or: 2 times Simon brings food into their sex life, and 1 time Baz manages to avoid it.
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- Part 4 of the cheeseburger saga
- Part 8 of food snowbaz
- Part 6 of specky baz