Week of Dwori Cliches
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Pumpkin Spice Latte (and a Blueberry Muffin) by Shay_Moonsilk
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 May 2016
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Bee's Tea and Coffee is employed by students.
Specifically Bilbo, Bofur, and Ori (Bard and Lobelia are there too, but they are too sane for this).
They're just normal university students. Ori frequently advertises for new friends, and is known to throw things (straws and cups) when angry. Bilbo takes orders in other languages, and your cup may have engineering and calculus equations when you get it, courtesy of Bofur. Nori comes by to hit on the cute barista with the hat, while Bard hides behind lamps whenever Thranduil walks in. Dwalin puts up with all this because he has a cute barista of his own, and he gets coffee besides. Thorin's just here for the food.
Check out their shenanigans here.
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- Part 1 of Week of Dwori Cliches
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It wasn't his fault that all the feminine products looked the same - surely there was a correct brand?
If only those stupid boys could stop laughing in the corner there.
Didn't they know real men weren't afraid to buy these products for their girlfriends?
But if Ori could just text back that would be great.
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- Part 2 of Week of Dwori Cliches
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Meet the Brothers by Shay_Moonsilk
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, James Bond - All Media Types
22 Oct 2015
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Agent 007, known also as Dwalin, is meeting Q's (or Ori's) brothers for the first time.
Only, he already knows Ori's brothers.
He's been working with them for years.
He just doesn't know it yet.
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- Part 3 of Week of Dwori Cliches
- Part 1 of Spy!verse