Meng Yao's Guides
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Meng Yao's Guide to Sex and Love by Princeliest
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Jul 2023
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“How are you even supposed to enjoy going on a date with your boyfriend if you’re acting like ‘Olympic gold boyfriend material’ is too mediocre for him! I’m surprised you two manage to have enjoyable sex!”
There is an awkward pause, and Meng Yao only realizes too late that it’s one that he let sit too long. He sets the dysfunctional hair straightener in the sink, unplugging it, but the noise of busywork comes too late to stop Wei Wuxian.
“Are you not even having decent sex??”
“It’s,” Meng Yao stutters, “—okay?”
Or: Meng Yao and Lan Xichen have been dating for a while, now, and everything about their relationship is perfect. Meng Yao makes sure of it, just like he makes sure that his annual performance review at Jin Corp is impeccable, that Madam Jin never catches his surreptitious, short visits to deliver gifts to Jin Ling, and that Lan Xichen gets a mind-blowing orgasm at least three times a week, even if they're too tired for sex for five days straight and Meng Yao has to chain them back-to-back until his jaw is sore. Everything is going great, until he makes the mistake of genuinely befriending Wei Wuxian.
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- Part 1 of Meng Yao's Guides
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Meng Yao's Guide to Sex and Sensibility by Princeliest
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Aug 2023
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The kink sheet is embarrassingly scribbled-over. It is impossible, Meng Yao finds, to simply cross out ‘name calling,’ and yet it still took him fifteen whole minutes, sat at the head of the bed with his clipboard balanced on his knees, which were so pulled up as to nearly hide the paper from the room entirely, to append the note: ‘Only if you are nice about it.’
The entirety of Meng Yao’s paper ended up full of contradictions like that. How is he supposed to explain that he does not mind—perhaps even enjoys—being called desperate, messy, a slut, but only in the kindest of Lan Xichen’s tones? And yet, his boyfriend understood.
Or: Lan Xichen and Meng Yao's sex life is greatly improved the judicious application of trial and error. Sometimes there is more error than expected.
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- Part 2 of Meng Yao's Guides
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Meng Yao's Guide to Getting Away With Murder by Princeliest
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Jan 2024
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Jin Zixuan and Jiang Yanli are taking their first vacation in the three years since Jin Ling's birth. Wei Wuxian, tasked with caring for Jin Ling in the interim, is also in the process of adopting his own child with Lan Wangji—and so it falls to Meng Yao to look after his nephew during one of Wei Wuxian's key interviews during the adoption process. He looks forward to it, really—
Except then his day with Jin Ling is unexpectedly interrupted, his father refuses to take him to the premier cultivation conference of their generation after failing to secure an unfavorable contract with Wei Wuxian for Jin Corp, and now suddenly a bloody and bruised Xue Yang has broken into Meng Yao's house and passed out on his couch. And worst of all, he can't even hug Lan Xichen about it all, because his boyfriend is off making connections at the same cultivation conference that his father refused to let Meng Yao attend.
It's shaping up to be a long week.
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- Part 3 of Meng Yao's Guides