Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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“This place,” Karma says, swinging himself up on a branch with an enviable effortless. Itona winces.
Written for handy-dandy-headcanons's rarepair week on tumblr!
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- Part 4 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
- Part 1 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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Itona doesn't consider himself a jealous person, but sometimes he wonders if he's good enough to stand in between all those people vying for his boyfriend's attention.
Written for handy-dandy-headcanons's rarepair week on tumblr!
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- Part 5 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
- Part 2 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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Kayano always had a little bit too much of a sweet tooth, and incidentally, so did Karma.
Written for handy-dandy-headcanons's rarepair week on tumblr!
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- Part 3 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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In a terrible twist of fate, Karasuma Tadaomi finds himself coerced into a date with Kunugigaoka's Principal Gakuhou Asano, at the mercy of Irina and said principal's son. Years of academy training has never prepared him for this.
“I can’t believe you chose a black suit, of all things,” Gakushuu Asano is lamenting as he thumbs through his phone. “That’s so boring.”Tadaomi makes an offended noise. “It’s my favorite color.”
“Boring,” Asano repeats, rolling his eyes. “That’s okay, my father is boring too. You’ll make a great couple.”
“I will not. Be dating. The. Principal."
“Not yet,” Irina says. Tadaomi glares at her.
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- Part 4 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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“Of course I asked out the girl who broke my dad’s laptop. What better way to piss him off? ”
“If I had that step stool that one time when I wanted to reach for the top shelf, you wouldn’t even be here.”
Or: Akari Yukimura and Gakushuu Asano pull what is possibly the worst long con for a fake relationship ever.
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- Part 5 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
- Part 11 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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Mom walks around and peers down. “What are you guys up to?”
“Grandpa’s telling me about when you guys were together before I was born,” Aguri says.
Mom’s eyes twinkle. “Oh?”Or: Aguri Asano (Kayano/Gakushuu's daughter) is bored.
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- Part 6 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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Ren gives Gakushuu a phone call. "Um, I think you sent me the wrong list of things to buy, Asano."
"No, it's right," Gakushuu says. He sounds even more panicked than before.
"But, but?!-" Ren's voice drops to a whisper. "-baby stuff? Why do you need diapers-"
On Gakushuu's end of the call, the unmistakable wail of an infant rings out.
There is a long pause.
"Okay," Gakushuu starts. "I can explain."Series
- Part 7 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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Gakushuu kisses Ren in front of the entire school, and more importantly in front of his father.
Ren may or may not have shrieked a little, depending on who you ask. If you ask Ren, he’ll say that he didn’t. If you asked anyone else, they’d say his pitch hit higher than Akabane’s stupid falsetto.Series
- Part 8 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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Siri: yeah lol
Karma must be in a playful mood because he takes one of his toys - a ball with a bell jangling on it - and bats it towards Gakushuu.
Gakushuu ignores him.
"He's usually friendlier," Gakuhou says.Or: Karma and Gakushuu are cats.
Written for Karushuu Week 2021 on tumblr!
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- Part 9 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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They graduate high school two years after Gakushuu Asano does. It’s silly that they loved the same boy and never got to tell him.
Ren and Karma and the spaces in between.
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- Part 10 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
- Part 17 of Gwen's Magic 8 Ball (Assclass)
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It made the headlines - the disgraced ex-headmaster of Kunugigaoka Academy, and the hard-headed detective who had a hand in that catastrophe, were set to be wed by the end of next summer.
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- Part 11 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection
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Asano does not talk about going home.
Neither has he talked about the process of having come here, but Gakuhou extrapolates it to be from a sort of accident. “Who purposefully wants to go live with their high-school self and their father? Truly a nightmare situation.
Gakushuu accuses, “You don’t speak to him.” But they (Gakuhou, 41; Gakushuu, 15) were speaking. He sits straighter at the realization. There’s little else they would talk about, otherwise.
Gakushuu seems to have arrived at a similar conclusion. “Maybe Asa was sent here as a proxy to make us get along.”
Gakuhou wants to doubt that. Truthfully, he isn’t sure. “I believe he will find his own place and purpose here.”
Gakushuu says, “I think you just want a maid.”Gakushuu, Gakushuu, Gakuhou.
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- Part 12 of Gwen's Assclass Rarepair Collection