two drifters, off to see the world
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The Kind of Opposites Who Do Not Attract by Stapler_Stealer
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
14 Mar 2024
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Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey. But that gap-toothed, curly haired man certainly had a knack for being completely unavoidable.
Firstly, the man was her best friend’s husband.
Secondly, he was a journalist, so she was bombarded by constant reminders of him.
That insufferable social climber was everywhere. She couldn’t even check her phone without scrolling past his selfies with Nate Archibald on her Instagram feed. Talk about the ghost of boyfriends past, haunting her ad infinitum.
In other words, Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey, because it's like being reminded of a life she could have had with him.
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- Part 1 of two drifters, off to see the world
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Blair Waldorf reckons that Dan Humphrey texts her far too many memes. And what kind of man — a former New York Times bestselling author, at that — uses that many emojis in his texts, anyway?
Or: A modern tale of Dan and Blair reconnecting via texts, group chats, emails and perhaps one (or ten) too many memes.
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- Part 2 of two drifters, off to see the world
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Dan shaves his head for Halloween.
Blair is NOT pleased. Not even in the slightest bit.
(Or: A glimpse of Dan and Blair’s evolving hair — er, I mean relationship — over the years.)
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- Part 3 of two drifters, off to see the world