AZ Fellatio

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• A Horny Muffin by AZ Fellatio (GoodOmensAfterDarkOfficial)

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Apr 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Bad Anatomy
  • Crowley is confused how sex works
  • Can you call them hemipenes if there's only 1.5 of them
  • Aziraphale is just as bad at sex
  • Meat Wreath
  • I'd say god has forsaken this fic but let just hope she never saw it
  • Increasingly Insane Sound Effects
  • Shaking Beef
  • AZ Fellatio

  Summary

  Crowley has a problem only his angel can solve.

  Series

  • Part 1 of AZ Fellatio

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  901

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  14

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  333

• The Mystery of the Disappearing Dick by AZ Fellatio (GoodOmensAfterDarkOfficial)

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Apr 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley is a bad detective
  • Aziraphale is equally as bad of a damsel in distress
  • Disappearing Dick
  • But not like detatchable penis
  • Aziraphale is just a slutty idiot
  • AZ Fellatio
  • Cheesy Film Noir Music

  Summary

  Anthony Janthony Crowley's Detective Agency has a mystery only he can solve

  Series

  • Part 2 of AZ Fellatio

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,011

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  18

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  194

• A Dark and Porny Night: Mystery of the Bulging Bulge by AZ Fellatio (GoodOmensAfterDarkOfficial)

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Apr 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Gabriel (Good Omens)
  • Dark
  • Porny
  • More cheesy film noir music should be playing in your head by now
  • Sticky Puddles
  • Mystery Bulges
  • There's no mystery
  • It's a dick
  • but you knew that already
  • Aziraphale you idiot slut
  • Crowley you're also an idiot
  • Can I say bulge again?
  • bulge
  • Beige bulge
  • More horrible food metaphors
  • Aziraphale has a great orgasm
  • Let's not talk about Crowley's orgasm
  • AZ Fellatio

  Summary

  Another mystery for Anthony Janthony Crowley to solve - this time with bonus Gabriel!

  Series

  • Part 3 of AZ Fellatio

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,796

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  13

  Hits:

  290

• Meat Loverz: I've got a pizza for you by AZ Fellatio (GoodOmensAfterDarkOfficial)

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Apr 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • This is like a terrible Trojan condom commercial come to life
  • Wah pedals in the background of this fic
  • Spicy Oil
  • Costume Kink
  • Cheese
  • sausage
  • AZ Fellatio

  Summary

  Crowley is in possession of a letter and a mysterious box. . . .

  Series

  • Part 4 of AZ Fellatio

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,069

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  13

  Hits:

  187

• Ventï Dïck by AZ Fellatio (GoodOmensAfterDarkOfficial)

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  11 May 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • that poor fucking barista
  • Maniacal role play
  • biblically accurate espresso machines
  • inappropriate use of steam wands
  • accidental product placement without recompense
  • Grinding
  • absolute crack
  • WINGZ MAGAZINE
  • Aziraphale you don't even drink coffee much less know how to prepare it
  • Hot Gentleman's Lattes
  • AZ Fellatio

  Summary

  Aziraphale looking to keep it hot in the relationship, tries some more role play

  Series

  • Part 5 of AZ Fellatio

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,171

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  12

  Hits:

  199

• The Bottom Tea Party (aka Spilling The Tea About The American Revolution) by AZ Fellatio (GoodOmensAfterDarkOfficial)

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  27 May 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Nikola Tesla/Pigeon
  • Benadryl Filharmonic/Wooden Pen
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Benjamin Franklin
  • Benchariot Frances
  • Bendolin Franny
  • Bentriloquist Funkin
  • Benedict Fucking
  • Banjammin Filling
  • Benedict Friction
  • Bicycle Flank
  • Benolyn Frankfurt
  • Beatifical Fucking
  • Benadryl Filarmonic
  • Albert Einstein
  • Nikola Tesla
  • Alan Turing
  • Thomas Edison
  • George Washington
  • Lin Manuel Miranda
  • Alexander Graham Bell
  • Abraham Lincoln
  • Betsy Ross
  • Julia Child
  • Elon Musk
  • Jebediah Springfield
  • The Queen of England
  • American Revolutionary War
  • But only if you squint
  • From Argentina
  • Redcoats are not firefighters or condoms
  • Unless you're Dutch
  • apparently
  • Distressing depictions of tea
  • Tea in peril
  • Remember the Alamo
  • Inappropriate use of flagmaking material
  • Congress on Tuesday (not a brothel)
  • A Very Cromulent Fic
  • Completely Accurate Description of Sex Trolley
  • White bois rapping
  • Electric nipple clamps are an invention of Tesla
  • of course they are
  • just go with it
  • The first Thanksgiving dinner was Pagans with dangerously fat hats
  • Communist Betsy Ross
  • Blblblblblblblblblb
  • The crackiest thing to escape the Good Omens After Dark Writer's Guild so far
  • Vibrating pens
  • One Hundred and One (not really) names for Benjamin Franklin
  • Aziraphale and Crowley Through The Ages (Good Omens)
  • AZ Fellatio

  Summary

  Crowley and Aziraphale meet some new friends during the American Revolutionary War...

  Read with complete historical accuracy HERE

  Series

  • Part 6 of AZ Fellatio

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,363

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  13

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  188

• Ineffable Envy: A Tale of Two Lovers and a Handsyman by AZ Fellatio (GoodOmensAfterDarkOfficial) for IneffableCrankShaft

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  30 Sep 2024

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crankshaft & His Glorious Tool
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Shaftspouse
  • Mrs Sandwich (Good Omens)
  • Muriel (Good Omens)
  • Crack
  • like next-level-don’t read-this-while-eating-or-you’ll-choke-crack
  • Aziraphale has a Tool
  • Crowley has a Tool
  • Crank has a Glorious Tool
  • nailing
  • Drilling
  • Screwing
  • Aziraphale and Crowley want to Crank the Shaft
  • Irreverent Misuse of Puns
  • Service Top Crank
  • blblblblblblblbl
  • gratuitous mentions of chorizo
  • Mrs Sandwich is hot for the Shaft
  • muriel is a sweetheart
  • non-sexual mention of drunk chinchillas
  • The Bentley wants nothing to do with this
  • Mentions of The Sex Trolley™
  • Improper alphabetical instruction
  • The letter H
  • The letter A
  • Oral Sex
  • Anal Sex
  • Dry Humping
  • really it ends up as wet humping but clothed
  • ménage à trois
  • gratuitous meats
  • Sex in the Bookshop
  • thoroughly iced biscuits
  • completely unrelated to the biscuits
  • there is a lot of cum
  • like so much cum
  • the jizz mop would struggle

  Summary

  When Aziraphale gets a flyer for Shaftspouse Services, he and Crowley suddenly realize how badly they’ve needed someone who can wield a Glorious Tool, and endeavour to find jobs for him to do — particularly if they can be one of them. Shaftspouse is only too happy to deliver.

  Series

  • Part 7 of AZ Fellatio

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,561

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  17

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  244

• Dark and Porny Years by AZ Fellatio (GoodOmensAfterDarkOfficial)

  Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
  • Crowley (Good Omens)
  • Crowley loves Aziraphale
  • Aziraphale loves Crowley
  • Aziraphale also loves cake
  • Cakeholes
  • Cake pops
  • Cake cocks
  • Improper Use of Buttercream
  • squelching
  • Surprise cake
  • Is it wet and messy if it's frosting based?
  • Messy. Just extremely messy.
  • No books were harmed in the making of this obscene fuckfest
  • but three moderators were
  • AZ Fellatio
  • Buttery Buns
  • Squirty Cream

  Summary

  Crowley and Aziraphale have decided to celebrate their birthdays - which they accidentally set on the same day! September 21st!

  Series

  • Part 8 of AZ Fellatio

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,575

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  10

  Hits:

  274