unrelated hp one-shots
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“I call bullshit!” Draco announced.
Harry stared at him when he didn’t elaborate. “…On what?”
“All of it!” Draco replied, waving his arms for emphasis.
Or: the prologue to a chaotic time-travel fix-it fic I may never actually write
*edit: part six is currently in progress
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- Part 1 of unrelated hp one-shots
- Part 1 of operation save baby ogden
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just how it was going to be by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2024
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Ron’s thoughts in the hospital wing after Harry and Hermione get back from time traveling in third year.
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- Part 2 of unrelated hp one-shots
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Perhaps the most tragic part of it all was that Remus Lupin had only just found something to live for again.
Or: five deaths that occurred during the battle of Hogwarts, and one of them didn’t stick
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- Part 3 of unrelated hp one-shots
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there’s a reason why no one bets against granger by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2024
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Hermione just wants to have lunch with her friends in peace.
If only the Auror Trainee Instructor wasn’t looking to get his ass kicked.
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- Part 4 of unrelated hp one-shots
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in three days she rose again from the dead by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2024
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Hermione sits with Harry Potter’s corpse for a full seventy-two hours after his death before she buries him. Maybe it’s the shock from how quickly everything had gone wrong, maybe it’s the lingering vestiges of a childhood attending church every Sunday morning, or maybe it’s the fact that he’s died and come back to life before that keeps her there. It doesn’t matter.
Any hopes she had fade as the sun rises on hour seventy-four.
Her best friend’s dead.
Both of them, now.
Then she remembered something.
One final hail Mary she had hoped never to have cause to use…
A time turner, wrapped meticulously in socks at the bottom of her bag.
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- Part 5 of unrelated hp one-shots
- Part 1 of unhinged, semiconnected hermione time travel AUs
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Severus Snape didn’t often cover potions in class that he genuinely believed the students couldn’t brew, but there is one that he always makes his OWL students brew purely for the chaos of it. None of the ingredients were all that expensive or explosive, so it was the perfect way to keep the students on their toes.
Until the year someone actually succeeded and there were…consequences.
Or; the Potions Disaster of 1996, in which Harry gets a little too pissed off and a little too honest.
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- Part 6 of unrelated hp one-shots
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hermione’s hidden talents by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2025
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Five times Hermione Granger surprised people with hidden talents and one time it really shouldn’t have been a surprise.
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- Part 7 of unrelated hp one-shots
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there’s a flaming goblet loose in the castle, what crimes will it commit? by thequestionisalwaysmangos
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2026
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The Ministry of Magic had decided that if they were going to be putting on the tournament anyway, they may as well go all in and dig the damned cup out of the archives for a few days for the sake of tradition.
However, there were a few fallacies to that logic which ultimately led to the events of Samhain, 1994.
Number one: the Goblet was, by nature, bound to the terms of whatever contract was being created. No exceptions.
Number two: magical objects with long-term enchantments only last if they are able to absorb ambient magic to feed off of in order to continue to function in perpetuity.
Number three: the Goblet of Fire was a wily old bastard which tended to have a lot of fun with the given definitions of “worthy” and also obeyed clauses to the letter rather than the spirit of the original agreement.
Number four: wixen are notoriously bad at writing contracts and should, as a general rule, leave that sort of thing to the goblins, who tend to be in possession of quite a bit more common sense.
Bartemius Crouch Junior entered Harry Potter’s name, he did it while not knowing that one of the terms of the contract was that anyone chosen must be an adult.
This had consequences.
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- Part 1 of bastard goblet au
- Part 8 of unrelated hp one-shots