The Smart Teeth
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The Smart Teeth by HistoricallyInnacurate
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), Batman - All Media Types
07 Dec 2024
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Tim's been avoiding getting his wisdom teeth removed, and when an untimely accident leaves him with a torn rotator cuff and a head wound, they decide to take care of both at the same time. Anasthesia and the good meds aren't Tim's friends.
(Don't worry, Tim. Wisdom isn't stored in the teeth.)
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"You're pretty," he slurs, "really pretty."
"Thank you," Danny says with a smile and a little flush on his ears- no matter how many times he hears compliments from his boyfriend, they still fluster him, too. "You're really pretty, too."
The nurse is smiling like she's looking at a particularly cute puppy.
"We should fuck."
"I'm right here, Tim," Bruce warns, obviously trying to choke back laughter.
Tim doesn't look away from Danny. "Don't tell my dad I said that."
"I won't," Danny promises, trying not to laugh as well. "How is he?"Series
- Part 2 of Everything is Soft and Nothing Hurts (Emotionally)
- Part 1 of The Smart Teeth
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The Dumb Mouth by HistoricallyInnacurate
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
20 Jun 2025
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Sequel to The Smart Teeth! It's a little darker, but literally just hurt/comfort
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Danny smiles at him, a little shakily, and his voice is watery when he chokes out, "you really scared me, Tim. Don't do that again, secret identity or not.""I'll try," he promises, and knows by Danny's aggrieved sigh that his lack of commitment was noticed. Still, Danny kisses his forehead and sits on the bed carefully. He uses his free hand to dig through a prescription bag- not his usual pharmacy which is much closer to their home, but the one Bruce, Damian, and Alfred use on the other side of town.
"You're taking these," Danny orders. "We can look up the ingredient lists if you want, first, but I've already checked and the pills match what they're supposed to look like, the amounts look good for your body weight and height, and B tracked down the entire shipping history to confirm."
His paranoia is only matched by his father's, and matches well with Danny's overprotective steak. Tim didn't know he could love Danny more, but here they are. "Love you more every day," Tim grits out through a throat coated in dried blood and mostly immovable jaw.
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- Part 2 of The Smart Teeth