Disaster Hearts

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• Disaster Hearts by BloodySarcastic

  Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Richard Hammond's Workshop (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  11 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mindy Hammond/Richard Hammond
  • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
  • Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May
  • Feelings
  • Divorce
  • Epic Friendship
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Alcohol as a Coping Mechanism
  • Old Men Being Bad At Feelings
  • wives and children - Freeform
  • Richard Hammond's Divorce
  • Jeremy Clarkson's Divorce
  • all mentions of Mindy and the girls are off-screen references only
  • Angst
  • Fluff

  Summary

  Richard's going through it. Jeremy dispenses astonishingly sage advice.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Disaster Hearts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,580

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  26

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  243

• Seeking Solace by BloodySarcastic

  Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Clarkson's Farm (TV), Richard Hammond's Workshop (TV)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  13 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Mindy Hammond/Richard Hammond
  • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
  • Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Suicidal Thoughts
  • but not really
  • Read the Author's Notes
  • Domesticity
  • Fluff
  • Alcohol as a Coping Mechanism
  • Epic Friendship
  • Old Men Being Bad At Feelings
  • Richard Hammond's Divorce
  • Angst
  • Masturbation
  • Accidental Voyeurism
  • Audio voyeurism
  • Soft
  • Slow Burn
  • Frottage
  • Hand Jobs
  • Making Love

  Summary

  Hammond visits Wiltshire to roast May's pub. Clarkson decides to give this work/life balance malarkey a try. And a sleepy musing from May gets Clarkson thinking.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Disaster Hearts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  18,314

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  30

  Kudos:

  24

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  489

• Miniature Disasters & Minor Catastrophes by BloodySarcastic

  Fandoms: The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Top Gear (UK) RPF, Clarkson's Farm (TV), Richard Hammond's Workshop (TV)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M, M/M
  • Complete Work

  08 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
  • Mindy Hammond/Richard Hammond
  • Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond
  • Bleaberry
  • Old Men Being Bad At Feelings
  • Epic Friendship
  • Divorce
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Angst
  • Humor
  • Richard Hammond's Divorce
  • awkward (almost) sexual situations
  • taking advantage of diminutive cars for man contact
  • Phone Sex
  • Webcam/Video Chat Sex
  • Masturbation
  • Dirty Talk
  • Old Men In Love
  • Soft
  • Slow Burn
  • Cuddling & Snuggling

  Summary

  Richard Hammond is a messy bitch with terrible decision-making skills.

  Series

  • Part 3 of Disaster Hearts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  18,851

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Comments:

  31

  Kudos:

  28

  Hits:

  621

• Don't Forget I Love, I Love, I Love You by BloodySarcastic for aufdem_dach

  Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Clarkson's Farm (TV), Richard Hammond's Workshop (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  12 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
  • Emily Clarkson
  • Finlo Clarkson
  • Katya Clarkson
  • Sim Oakley
  • Christmas
  • Christmas Fluff
  • Sickfic
  • Soft
  • Old Men In Love
  • Bathing/Washing
  • Healthy family dynamics
  • teeth-rotting fluff
  • Christmas Decorations
  • James May's Very Special Christmas Train
  • DIY/Home Repair
  • Domestic!James
  • pipe smoking
  • James May Smoking a pipe is my Roman Empire
  • Shaving
  • Facial Shaving
  • piano playing
  • overtired toddlers
  • Background James/Sim
  • Open Marriage
  • Open Relationships
  • Rimming
  • Anal Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • Anal Fingering
  • Shower Sex

  Summary

  Jeremy has a terrible cold. The Clarkson brood descend on Wiltshire. James's heart is full.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Disaster Hearts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  24,962

  Chapters:

  5/5

  Comments:

  20

  Kudos:

  14

  Hits:

  412

• Let Your Heart Be Light by BloodySarcastic for aufdem_dach

  Fandoms: Richard Hammond's Workshop (TV), Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Clarkson's Farm (TV)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May
  • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
  • Willow Hammond
  • Isabella Hammond
  • Mindy Hammond
  • Mostly off-screen family
  • Melancholy
  • Christmas
  • Divorce
  • Mostly-healthy family dynamics
  • Panic Attacks
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Angst
  • Epic Friendship
  • Soft
  • Idiots in Love
  • Vomiting
  • Embedded Images

  Summary

  Richard wasn’t sure what he expected this Christmas to be like, but he certainly hadn’t expected it to be quite so festive and... normal. Not to say he didn’t still feel like six kinds of warmed-over shit emotionally.

  Series

  • Part 5 of Disaster Hearts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,532

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  20

  Hits:

  338

• Be Still My Foolish Heart (Don't Ruin This On Me) by BloodySarcastic

  Fandoms: Richard Hammond's Workshop (TV), Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Clarkson's Farm (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
  • Richard Hammond/James May
  • Jeremy Clarkson/Richard Hammond/James May
  • Neil Greenhouse
  • Bleaberry
  • Soft
  • Epic Friendship
  • Idiots in Love
  • Divorce
  • Moving Out
  • Moving On
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Alcohol as a Coping Mechanism
  • Old Men Being Bad At Feelings
  • Slow Burn
  • Angst
  • Men Crying
  • Touch-Starved
  • Interrupted Sex
  • Crying During Sex
  • Awkward Sexual Situations
  • Blow Jobs
  • Anal Fingering
  • First Time
  • Anal Sex
  • Sharing a Bed
  • Dream Sex
  • Wet Dream
  • Rimming

  Summary

  Two days into the new year, Richard woke with Blea’s cold nose pressed into his ear.

  Series

  • Part 6 of Disaster Hearts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  19,370

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  42

  Kudos:

  32

  Hits:

  615

• Let You Repair Me by BloodySarcastic

  Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF, Richard Hammond's Workshop (TV)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  15 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
  • James May/Sim Oakley
  • Richard Hammond/James May
  • Lucy Brown (DriveTribe)
  • Sarah Frater
  • Meltdown
  • Sensory Overload
  • Soft
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Slow Burn
  • Angst
  • Polyamory
  • touch-aversion
  • Open Marriage
  • Open Relationships
  • Boundaries
  • Old Men Being Bad At Feelings
  • Humour
  • James May smoking a cigar
  • Hand Jobs
  • Blow Jobs
  • Anal Fingering
  • Cum Eating

  Summary

  James struggles with the fallout of what happened with Richard. Sim and Jeremy try to help.

  Series

  • Part 7 of Disaster Hearts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  20,801

  Chapters:

  3/5

  Comments:

  18

  Kudos:

  20

  Hits:

  311

• Sinnerman by BloodySarcastic

  Fandoms: Richard Hammond's Workshop (TV), Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  12 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Richard Hammond/James May
  • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
  • James May/Sim Oakley
  • Bleaberry
  • Kamala (Richard Hammond's Workshop)
  • Jamie (Richard Hammond's Workshop)
  • Les (Richard Hammond's Workshop)
  • Anthony Greenhouse (Richard Hammond's Workshop)
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • Angst
  • Divorce
  • Hallucinations
  • Old Men Being Bad At Feelings
  • Insomnia
  • Moving Out
  • Moving On
  • Embedded Image
  • Epic Friendship
  • Tough Love
  • Original Non-Binary Character - Freeform
  • Mild Offscreen Homophobia (past)
  • Mild Offscreen Transphobia (past)
  • Non-Graphic Violence
  • Fist Fights
  • Sharing a Bed

  Summary

  Oh sinnerman, where you gonna run to?

  Series

  • Part 8 of Disaster Hearts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  22,218

  Chapters:

  3/5

  Comments:

  20

  Kudos:

  17

  Hits:

  224