โ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐-๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โ ๐ชผ ender's 2026 tntduo oneshots!!
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- Creator:
- caniscyanide
- Series Begun:
- 2026-01-31
- Series Updated:
- 2026-07-01
- Description:
my (hopefully) monthly instalment of c!tntduo oneshots because i unfortunately HATE (love) the two of them with all of my heart
featuring prompts that me & my friend (@cosmic_rock) came up with :D
- Notes:
JAN: college professor au
FEB: valentine's day [canon universe]
MAR: detective/criminal au
APR: coffee shop au
MAY: high school au
JUN: hanahaki au
JUL: actor au
AUG: soulmate au
SEP: ๐
OCT: break [tntober]
NOV: ๐
DEC: ๐- Stats:
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- Words:
- 63,839
- Works:
- 6
- Complete:
- No
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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โMuch better,โ he said with a smirk, and turned to the other professor. โAnd like Iโd believe your pathetic little lie. You're obsessed with me, Q, anybody in the staff can see it.โ
Quackity scoffed and rolled his eyes, crossing his arms. โIโve worked hard to get my title, address me by it, Professor. And, sure, Iโm the obsessed one here,โ he drawled, voice dripping with sarcasm, โand not the guy who immediately thinks of me whenever something goes wrong in his classroom.โ
โโ โโ ๐คโ โ โโ
OR: petty rival college professors finally get their gay shit together!! good for them!
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i think the kiss you two shared at my birthday party isn't helping with the rumours by caniscyanide for cosmic_rock
Fandoms: Dream SMP
15 Feb 2026
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โWhat am I going to do with you, Soot,โ he growled, and all that Wilbur heard was that Quackity wanted something to do with him.
โWe could always spend Valentineโs together,โ the man, curled up and spitting blood, teased from the floor.
Quackity rolled his eyes, but heat flared on his cheeks and the feathers on his wings puffed up behind him. โIf you come back on Valentineโs, Iโll have your head.โ
โOh, you can have my head wherever youโd like it.โ๏ฝกโขโ๊ฐแ โก เป๊ฑโโข๏ฝก
OR: Quackity and Wilbur hate each other - there's no question about that. In fact, they hate each other so much that they might just make out about it...
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crazy fucker's gotta do the time (committed to the mental ward, committing all the crimes) by caniscyanide for cosmic_rock
Fandoms: Dream SMP
03 Apr 2026
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โArson, assault and battery, property damage, breaking and entering, possession and distribution of narcotics, possession of a weapon of mass destruction, fraud, forgery, bribery, vandalism, theft, and attempted fucking murder, is there anything I missed?โ
โMm, that depends,โ the man in front of him drawled, โIs prostitution illegal in this state?โ
OR CH1: detective quackity x criminal wilbur
โ๏ฝก------------โงหส โ ษหโง------------๏ฝกโ
โI was about to say it was hot, but that wouldnโt- thatโs not right, I- is that a gun?โ
Good job, Wilbur, bringing more attention to the weapon that the mafia boss has been contemplating using on you for the past few minutes. One of the top ten ideas of all time, I'm sure.
Luckily for him, though, the Shrike seemed to be more focussed on the former half of his speech. โYou came over hereโฆ because you thought I was pretty.โ
OR CH2: detective wilbur x mafia boss quackity
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medium iced chai on oat milk, extra cinnamon by caniscyanide for cosmic_rock
Fandoms: Dream SMP
25 Apr 2026
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โFor you, ducky,โ the barista teased as he handed the cup over, making sure to brush Quackityโs fingers with his own. They winked, chuckling as the businessman choked on nothing. โAnd have a nice day at work, darling.โ
They should be a singer. Did they sing? Quackity hoped they sung. Every word from his mouth sounded like it should have a soft guitar melody over the top of it, strumming to its tune.
Quackity took the cup from their hands, and told them, โYou too, king of kings,โ revelling in the way Wilburโs face lit up.
โA poetry buff! I knew I liked you for a reason besides that pretty face. I hope to see you tomorrow, Quackity.โ
โAnd you, Wilbur,โ Quackity replied, flush creeping up his cheeks as he exited the store and closed the door quietly behind him.
หโงหยฐโ เผ โ๏ฝกห
OR: Quackity's the head of the illustrious Las Nevadas Industries, the company with the single most hold on the gambling industry there is, and he just so happens to find a new coffee shop right next to the building he works at. Wilbur, on the other hand, has just set up Paradise Coffee, when all of a sudden this handsome stranger walks in. Gay shenanigans ensue.
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โYour honour, if it pleases the court, I would like to say that my opponent is talking shit.โ
Quackity could feel his actual eye twitch as the lanky, brunette motherfucker at the debate lectern in front of him waved his arms in a dramatic fashion and slammed a fist down onto the podium, argument alight in his eyes. He stood behind his own, grasping each side with a deep scowl to match Wilburโs beaming grin, and their classmates sat cross-legged on the floor near them, watching intently.
โNo, Wilbur, it doesnโt please the court, in fact the court is one more outburst away from making Tommy your party leader altogether.โ
โโโโ๏ฝกยฐโฉ โผ โฉยฐ๏ฝกโโโโ
OR: the high school student council debate au we've all been waiting for!!!! they cannot be rivals normally they gotta be a little gay about it
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Rebirth was a fickle thing.
One day, it felt as though his bodyโs loyalties were to the earth and earth alone, every inch of skin itching to return to the cold embrace of the grave. Each limb felt dead and dry as the cracked dirt and sand he laid his hands on, the brush of a finger or a leg against plant or running water serving only to remind him of how truly different he was, a harsh sketch dropped into a watercolour world. The next, he would be bursting and beaming with life, and the stitches keeping his skin together would barely contain his sunlight, and every buzzing sensation was enough, enough, to know he was alive.
Like the life cycle of a flower, Wilbur grew and bloomed and wilted again, his very existence curling the edges of his lips into a grin not unlike the unfurling of petals.
Fitting, then, that he would end up here. In front of life himself.
With a lungful of petals.
ยฐโ.เณเฟ*
OR: the hanahaki au!!! what would happen if both wilbur and quackity started mysteriously coughing up flowers one day? but they dont have FEELINGS for each other, that would be ridiculous!
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