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allied forces by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Jun 2026
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Troy: Uh, guys.
Troy: I just saw something I don’t think I was supposed to see.Bood: Seriously, Barrett?
Bood: I told you to be careful on those porn sites.Hazy: 👀
Troy: No!
Troy: Fuck.
Troy: NO.
Troy: I went to the hospital to see Roz.Dykstra: Wait, didn’t he say for us to not visit?
Dykstra: That he was totally fine and would be home tomorrow?Troy: Well, yeah, but I didn’t think that meant ME.
Bood: I’m pretty sure that was exclusively for you.
Haas: How was he?
Haas: Did he look okay?
Haas: Do you think he’s going to be alright?Troy: Uh, yeah.
Troy: I think he’s going to be fine.
Troy: Because Shane Hollander was lying in the hospital bed with him.-
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Watch your Colors Grow by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
23 Jun 2026
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That is how it starts.
My pebbles are all good kids and a tight knit group. There are rarely fights or tensions and I can honestly say that they are all friends.
But Sam, showing all of them up with a gift that made Teacher Grace smile softly with tears in his eyes?
That means war.
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A lucky find leads to lots of gifts for Teacher Grace from his precious pebbles
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- Part 5 of Teacher Grace's Extraordinary Curriculum
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Catfished by Shane Hollander!? by MadeofMud
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Jun 2026
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“Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.
“Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”
“What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.
“This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”
Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.
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disregard my last message by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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Marlow: UHHHH
Connors: GOOD LORD
Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
Ilya: Oops
Ilya: Wrong chat
Ilya: Obviously
Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose
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- 4,102
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Severus looked both annoyed and impressed. “How did you find out what he was, anyway?”
“I recognized the scars,” Draco answered. “I lived with Fenrir Greyback for a while." He put one hand on his forearm, and it stung with a phantom pain; Severus's eyes steadily widened.
“Can’t tell anyone,” Draco said, although the warning was more cursory than a threat.
“Of course I won’t!” Severus said, voice shrill. “You - oh my god - I thought I - was the only-”Stopping Voldemort, years in the past, was one thing.
Brewing wolfsbane for his alive (not dead! Not yet Draco's fault!) cousin-in-law was another.“What are the ingredients for Wolfsbane, Mister Draco?” Professor Hopkins asked, and Draco said nothing. “Of course, there’s no penalty for not knowing. This potion is still highly experimental, and I would hardly expect it in the curriculum for, well, another twenty years.” She winked, like she was subtle.
Sirius whipped a glare over his shoulder until James dug an elbow in his ribcage. Remus whispered, over the rustling of book pages, “You made me forget to be afraid of myself.” Draco’s left arm burned like a cruciatus fire.-
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As of: June 23, 2026
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After a break up she didn't see coming, Lena tries to make her ex jealous by hooking up with hot nude art model Kara. The best way to get over someone is by getting under someone else, right?
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Ilya gets caught on camera saying the f-slur. The Internet freaks out. He reveals he's allowed to say it. The Internet freaks out in a different way.
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I had the time of my life with you <3 by hollidayparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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“The twins are having some big feelings about being disappointed,” Jackie explained. “We tried to get tickets for Taylor Swift in Toronto next year. But Ticketmaster was… Ticketmaster.”
“Ah,” Shane said, wincing in immediate sympathy. “Bummer. Aren’t there resale ones, though?”
Hayden dropped onto the opposite end of the sectional with a beer in hand and snorted.
“Yeah, for like, the price of a small car. I am not paying that much for a concert.”“Why not?” Ilya drawled, turning his head toward Hayden. “You do not have money for resale?”
Hayden didn’t even look at him. “I have money. I just also have sense.”
“Ah.” Ilya nodded thoughtfully. “So Montreal paid you so little you must budget carefully. Makes sense. Fifteenth best player on team, yes?”
“Hey,” Shane said. “Maybe don’t start a fist fight in our living room.”
Ilya looked up at him, entirely unrepentant.
“I am helping,” he said. “He says he cannot afford tickets. I am investigating.”
Hayden scoffed. “You wanna help? You buy them, then.”
“Okay.” Ilya reached for his phone. “Done."
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- Part 6 of hollanov one-shots & shorties
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im definitely not crying... nope , me? crying ? is liar liar told you that
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bad idea, right? by cherhorowitz8
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Apr 2026
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After making up a fake boyfriend so his teammates would stop setting him up on dates, Shane is suddenly faced with the task of finding a real one on short notice in order to avoid humiliation.
Shockingly, his old rival, Ilya Rozanov, is willing to do what it takes to help him. Even if that means pretending to be in love with Shane for a full weekend.
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- 5/5
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Boston.
Shane just got traded to fucking Boston. To where Ilya was. With no apparent fucking reason in the middle of the season. He just won them two cups, why was this happening?
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Shane gets traded in the middle of the 2016/2017 season, just before the All-Stars. The Tuna Meltdown never happens and Shane and Ilya amicably decide to stop seeing each other but remain ‘friends’. Both are very ‘happy’ with this decision until Hollander is traded to Boston. Now they must work with each other on the same team while Shane wonders what the hell happened in Montreal to get him traded in the first place. The Boston Raiders learn that Shane Hollander is not a chicken, or a virgin (lol) like everyone believes. And the Metros learn just how important Shane was in winning those cups.
And Cliff Marleau is just trying to figure out why Ilya’s messages to Jane stopped.
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A series of interconnected, non-linear one shots. Many have references from other stories in the series, so there might be some confusion if some stories are skipped. Some canon elements have been changed, some are used, and I've invented my own backstories based on the show and my own ideas.
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I loved thee, though I told thee not, (--Right earlily and long,) by llamallamaduck for Hallowtide
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2023
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The news that Timothy Drake, Gotham’s cryptid millionaire, has shot the Joker dead during a public live-stream hits the world like a freight train—and that is just the opening salvo of his bugfuck plan.
Maybe there exists, in the multiverse, a configuration of Jason Todd who will weather this with decorum, dignity and self-respect. This version of Jason Todd decides that the life of an academic is not, really, all that rewarding. In contrast, the life of Timothy Drake’s live-in house-husband is looking more appealing by the second.
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- Part 14 of Set in Batman-verse
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- English
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- 23,980
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- 7/7
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Lol tim probably thought he was going crazy
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ItsFunneh-YHS: Continued by UmmPati
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), ItsFunneh - Fandom, Yandere High School (ItsFunneh)
04 Mar 2025
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Picking up where the series left off seven years ago, Funneh and co finish their junior year and jump headfirst into even worse problems. They want to finish out high school with nothing but homework and relationship drama, but could anything really be that easy?
With murders and missing persons cases ramping up, they try to stay safe. Unbeknownst to them, the murderer is dealing with her own hardships. New accomplices, family issues and suspicion test Yumi's ability to keep her mask intact.
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"Isn't it strange that every girl you go out with dies? Like Valerie Maki?"
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the windy way by jezebel_rising
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Aug 2024
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…They stumbled back, and in a moment of panic Yeonjun shot out his hand to steady both them and himself.
Much to his own embarrassment, the man was Soobin.
And far worse than that revelation was the one that he was currently gripping Soobin’s now bare ass, towel fallen to the ground, with his free hand like his life depended on it.
No one moved, both unsure how to respond. It felt like an eternity that they’d locked eyes, even though it was probably just a few seconds
It was Soobin that broke the silence.
“I’m really glad your phone was in your right hand, could you imagine if you grabbed the other side?”
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.or, where Yeonjun feels his roommates ass once and it launches him head first into an internal crisis. He can't get his mind off of it -- off of him.
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10/10 yeonbin supremacy
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When a ministry law mandates all former Death Eaters receive muggleborn spouses to rejuvenate the old bloodlines, Hermione snags Draco Malfoy’s marriage contract so she can have pure, unfettered access to the Malfoy library, the largest private collection of magical texts in Britain. It’s only logical, of course. It takes her a few months to realize that there might be something to the man that came with her new collection of books.
Draco’s new wife is the most infuriating, swottish, oblivious woman he’s ever had to deal with, and Draco would be considerably less angry about falling in love with her if she would notice his existence for longer than five minutes.
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Like! It was getting cute! Wish there was more.
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heir peter fics by OnlyForward
Fandom Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spiderman - Fandom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Dec 2023
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hey! this is all of my fics I have written about the trope where peter is the heir of stark industries. a couple of people asked for me to compile them into a series so...have this, I guess?
would recommend reading it in order but you don’t have to read them all for it to make sense! pick and choose the fics you like the sound of and you will still understand :)
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for all my life i’ve watched from afar, i’m too afraid to try by Badopportunities
Fandoms: One Piece
23 Jul 2020
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With news of an Emperor’s ship making their way towards them on the horizon, Alvida expects the same sputtering, bug-eyed spit-take reaction she’s used to seeing from the clown. Instead, what she gets is Buggy blowing out a deep, aggravated sigh that drags out for a long period, wearing an incredibly sour-faced expression as he glares out at the incoming ship the same way one might glare at a dirty smudge on their glass.
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- 18,155
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Harry Potter has one inappropriate thought about Draco Malfoy, ONLY ONE. Unfortunately, magic is a petty bitch and it notices.
The next morning, Harry wakes up with a soulmark on his inner thigh: a bright red S+, placed exactly where no decent person should ever be formally assessed by Draco Malfoy.
Draco, meanwhile, has no mark at all: only an ache, a deadline, and absolutely no idea that the soulmate he is looking for is the man he keeps insulting. -
Harry Potter and the Restoration of the House of Black by Chaosworks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2026
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One morning, Kreacher wakes up only to find that he has somehow gone back to the year 1989.
He immediately decides to save his Master Harry from the ‘nasty muggles’.
No one except Kreacher thinks that was a good idea.