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Shane's Got Hands by prailock
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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Breaking News: We Like Each Other by prailock
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 May 2026
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In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.
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The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?
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- Part 1 of Pure Meringue
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And everyone will know (how loved you were) by LawBae for 4urorasolace
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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The birth of Aphrodite’s oldest daughters wasn’t heralded by the loud crying of children, the shaking of the earth, or anything of the sort. Their birth was announced by an awkward Helios, asking if he could pick which girl would be his bride or if they would rather choose for him. The two gods, still basking in their afterglow, asked what girls he was talking about.
The Titan of the Sun merely pointed down, and following his finger, Poseidon and Aphrodite finally saw who the blonde was referring to. In the space where the sand meets the sea, stood two confused-looking girls holding each other’s hands.
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The story of Perseira Aphrodities, daughter of Poseidon with Aphrodite told through the eyes of those around her.
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take me to the edge (and i'll jump in) by evaiswritingg
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 May 2025
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‘Pete told me something about Harley hitting him first.’
Tony blinked, turning his head as to rehear the ridiculous statement. ‘Excuse me?’
‘I’m guessing Harley didn’t say anything about hanging out with Flash Thompson?’ May frowned. ‘You know, the boy who’s been bullying Peter since their freshman year?’-
OR: Tony's new intern is an asshole. He's best friends with Flash and Midtown's crew of resident bullies, and, he has replaced Peter's spot as Tony's only lab partner. Simply put, he makes Peter want to drink his own web fluid.
The only other thing—he won't stop switching between pet names and wanting Peter... well... dead.
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- Part 1 of repairing irreversable damages
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Never Was, Never Will by thepoetaster
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Mar 2026
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Katsuki ran his hands up Izuku’s thighs… they were much thicker and firmer than he would’ve guessed under all those baggy clothes but—
He slowed the kiss, running his hands over Izuku’s thighs again.
And again.
He froze, then moved his hands up to grab Izuku’s ass. His eyes flew open. He'd recognize that ass anywhere.
“Spidey?!”
In which Izuku is Spider-Man and Katsuki is Deadpool, and they live down the hall from each other.
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- Part 1 of The BakuDeku-verse
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That is to say, in the pursuit of knowledge, scientists can do some really fudging dumb things.
The scientist in question? Doctor Captain Ryland Grace. The research design? Experimental. The line of inquiry? Whether the multibillion-dollar extensive healthcare system—a glorified nanny bot, really—aboard a spaceship hurtling into deep space could serve as a substitute for human touch. That is to say, a substitute for human touch in the interest of touch starvation… as a, uh, secondary objective. Because the primary objective involves… er… usecaseinsexualendeavors.
Ergo: Grace wants to turn Armando into a fuck machine.
Or: Grace and Rocky struggle with intimacy due to biological constraints. So, they decide to use Armando as a way to bridge the gap. However, when it comes to these two, things don't always go according to plan.
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What if there was a reason for his abnormal durability? What if there was a reason for his incredible speed and reflexes despite his chronic clumsiness? What if... Rito Yuuki wasn't as human as most people believed?
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Blitzø has always been loud enough to drown out the silence — until the silence starts fighting back. Between estranged voices, scars that refuse to fade, and a love too fragile to name, he stumbles through chaos, intimacy, and confrontation in search of something that feels like home.
This saga is about found family, broken crowns, and promises made in the dark — where smut can heal, laughter can wound, and trust is the only vow that matters. -
Barbe-Q&A by prailock
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
31 May 2026
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In their first summer after being outed, Shane finally accepts that invite to Bood's backyard barbecue. It could have been a relaxing night. But Ilya's brought vodka. And the Centaurs brought questions. Might as well rip off the band aid before he signs with Ottawa.
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How many shots is it worth to know what your Captain likes in bed?
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- Part 3 of Pure Meringue
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Holy shit Grace! The human version of you is a homewrecker?! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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"Why? What about you and the other version of me? I guess you guys are close buddies too, huh?" I smiled over the rim of my mug.
Ryland smiled. Or at least, I think he tried to. The expression twitched halfway through and he made a wincing face that disappeared as fast as he made it.
"We are," he said after a pause. "Close friends."
His eye twitched.
Uh oh.
watdatmean?
If I still had access to Twitter, I'd be posting a tweet right now that just said: #watdatmean with no absolute context or whatever.
Because Ryland suddenly sounded emotionally constipated, like he was hiding a massive and pointy shit inside his ass and desperately hoping nobody would notice. Which immediately made me notice.
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Or James Rockwell Ortis and his eridian buddy Grace gets the front seat of the world's juiciest telenovela from another world (Human!Rocky & Eridian!Grace watches grockadrian happen while they do a pitstop in a different world)
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- Part 1 of Project Apollo's Chariot
- Part 1 of works by hugo 🌼🌼
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"Hey, do you remember when we watched Boruto and Himawari for an entire day that one time? When Hima wasn't even a year old yet?" Iruka asked.
Kakashi's roaming hands stilled on Iruka's waist.
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Of Dead Kids, Exorcists, And Many Broken Laws by yugi_amane_is_dead
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Feb 2021
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Yugi Amane vowed to protect his friends, newly turned boyfriends and girlfriend, and he doesn’t take kindly to the freaks who harm his humans. When they’re taken away and he’s forced to team up with Teru, they are transported to another world of quirks, heroes, no supernaturals, and police who will not believe that Amane is too old for school.
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This is a BNHA TBHK crossover. TBHK characters go to the MHA world to try to save Yashiro, Mitsuba, and Kou, but it’s mostly gonna be focused on Teru and Amane figuring out how to tolerate each other, Aizawa and Amane getting into arguments, Amane being a general annoyance, Amane’s abuse and PTSD, a bit of romance between Kou, Mitsuba, Amane, and Yashiro, and maybe Teru becoming a brother figure to Amane. Like, a good one, one that’s not Tsukasa. Tsukasa will be here, by the way, so uh, look out for that.
This ain’t a very happy fic, but I promise, it’ll have a nice ending.- Language:
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not "your' anything by 24begaydonothing81
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Jun 2026
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SHANE: Lily.
LILY: Hello
SHANE: Dead to me.
What the actual fuck?
LILY: ??
SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
LILY: ahh
I am in trouble
Yes?
Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).- Language:
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not "your' anything by 24begaydonothing81
Updated: 2026-06-13
Work ID: 81424231Relationship Tags:
• Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov
• Cliff Marlow | Cliff Marleau & Ilya Rozanov
• Boston Bears | Boston Raiders Team Ensemble & Ilya RozanovWork Summary:
EMILY: never getting rid of us Montreal Jane!!
JANE: Oh, that I know. Like a particularly insistent fungal infection.
EMILY: go die instead
HALLIE: "particularly insistent" was unnecessary 🫢
JANE:😘(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/06/15
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my god, they were roommates by nativeborn
Fandoms: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, Masters of the Universe (Movie 2026)
10 Jun 2026
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Hussein joins Adam and Teela on the trip back to Eternia. This changes everything.
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Law trying to maintain his dignity and pride as a cultured doctor while Luffy swaying and rocking a maid dress for funsies
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Nicole decides to give Richard... a hint.
Good, he's actually understanding it.
(STILL NOT FOR UNDER 18ERS!)
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Away, you three-inch fool by sticky_candlewax (nonsense_pancakes)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
14 Aug 2025
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Red Hood and Red Robin were intercepting a drug shipment when it unfortunately exploded (Tim swears it was all Jason's idea!). The resulting cloud of fumes would make a 2000lbs horse walk zig-zag backwards into a wall. Thankfully, Jason is not a horse, so he had the intellect to hold his breath as much as possible while they fought off the remaining goons. He's still high off his ass by the time Spoiler hauls it to the Batcave.
Bruce is... pleasantly surprised, dreadfully concerned, and unwillingly amused at the same time with his son's shenanigans.
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dex’s thirst for blood was nurtured, yours was nature.
benjamin “dex” poindexter x vampire!reader