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    While enjoying a night out at The Kingfisher, Ilya is sporting some very concerning bruises. After drunkenly revealing to Scott that Jane is Shane Hollander, Scott takes it upon himself to give Shane the Shovel Talk.

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    Scott thinks Shane is abusing Ilya, so he ropes Carter Vaughn and Eric Bennet into kidnapping Shane and threatening to kill him.

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    Kagami doesn’t like Midorima. Doesn’t like being condescended by him, doesn’t like being called a fool by him, doesn’t like being accosted by him at his own school after-hours to be warned about something festered in Kuroko’s nature.

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    Just miscellaneous stories from both of the series I have

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    He hopes the lads come to the same conclusions as they have, he thinks they will - Heinz has been a bit of a part timer in the past few months but he loves his job, and his friends, and the money too much to jeopardize it all, and literally nobody on the planet works harder than Jakey does for this group.

    So, yes, he’d predicted the weird looks and the beats of silence during conversations and the cryptic text messages asking where the two of them had disappeared to on a Saturday night. It was all part of the parcel for this kind of thing, and Jakey was worth every single side eye around the kitchen table.

    What he hadn’t predicted, is the sheer amount of death threats that were going to come with pursuing this.

     

    or, Heinz has the day from hell.

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    Sid Phillips, former problem child, starts dating Andy Davis, and loses the progress of one decade in therapy when he gets face-to-face with the nightmarish figure he convinced himself was just a piece of his traumatic childhood imagination.

    And he thought the worst he could get would be a shovel talk from the Davis... or at least from the humans in the Davis family.

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    Escenas de la vida. No planifican con tanta antelación.

    (o cómo Leon Kennedy aprende a pedir ayuda y Chris Redfield se enamora)

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    Español
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    6/6
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    Yukio stands with flowers brushing his cheeks and thinks. Every pass, every hit and kick, the salt-smell and grit of Kise’s desperate, defeated tears seeping into his skin as he carried him off of the court. The weight of him, draped heavy over Yukio’s body. Golden-brown. Fresh out of those intense games, trembling and burning hot, the rapid-fire thudding of his breaking heart pouring out of him. Yukio had felt as if he was holding the sun.

    ———

    Kuroko drops by to deliver a gift, and gives Kasamatsu some advice.

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    Thomas does not know Micro. In a way, Thomas does not particularly care for Micro.

    Except that Fluixon and Saparata decide to get into a fight that results in them drifting apart. Now, Thomas is tasked with “gathering information” about the white-haired boy by infiltrating the Canadian Cartel.

    The Canadian Cartel, the group Micro hangs around. It doesn't help the fact that Thomas and Micro are seated next to each other that semester.

    AKA, Thomas gets sidetracked, learns more than he thought he would, and just maybe, he learns how to love on the way. It's too bad that the world seems to have it out for Thomas—Micro is more protected than he thinks.

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    Ever since the incident, Jon and Damian had been acting weird.. Not the bad type of weird but just, weird-weird.
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    5 times the Batfam almost caught DamiJon in their act, +1 time they finally told them
    (+1 time of the Batbrothers and Bruce giving Jon the shovel talks)

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    1/7
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    Shane’s uncle arrives from Japan for Shane and Ilya's wedding, which becomes complicated in ways Ilya does not expect.

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    Tim Drake has a habit of wearing other people’s clothes. Hoodies, sweaters, jackets… nothing is safe. It’s never been a problem - until Conner Kent starts noticing.

    Five times Tim borrows from his Batfamily (to the chagrin of one particular boy) + the one time Conner finally does something about it, with a few bonus chaotic moments along the way.

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    Bilbo does not like the elven afterlife. Bilbo does not want to stay in the leven afterlife. Bilbo misses his dwarves. Bilbo solves his problem by thinking like a dwarf.
    “I need a shovel”

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    Years after the war, Severus Snape is alive — scarred, guarded, and quietly content as Hogwarts' Potions Master and Deputy Headmaster. He owes his life to a handful of stubborn people who refused to let him die.

    Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts as the new Charms Professor, carrying more than her teaching robes. She has two-year-old twins, Eve and Emmett, a past she's still trying to outrun, and a strength she doesn't yet know she's rebuilt.

    Neither of them is looking for this. Neither of them expects it.

    But love, like the best antidotes, works slowly — and then all at once.

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    13/?
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    Viv pines for Joe while watching him suffer in a toxic relationship.

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    Denki insists that they gotta have a party when they officially move in together. Geten dislikes the idea, but he likes Denki.
    And then Bakugou Katsuki decides to talk to him.

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    “We can’t. I’m so sorry, but we can’t tell people.”

    Richard’s face falls, but he’s quick to smooth it out.

    “What do you mean? The regulations have been updated-”

    “It’s not the regulations,” He cuts Richard off, perhaps a bit too forcefully if his expression of surprise is to be trusted, “It’s not the regulations.”

    He says it softer the second time, if only to make up for his next words.

    “I don’t want to tell people, yet.”

    ***
    OR
    With the regulations relaxing around inter-rank relationships, Richard lets a hope build now that one of two obstacles in the way of going public with his relationship with Thomas has been defeated. It's awfully unlucky for him that the one remaining is NOT going anywhere, any time soon.

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    The Goat possesses many struggles within himself. Everything looks familiar but not, in a depressing, soul crushing way. Is the world the same? Or is it not actually the same plane?

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    3
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    Maria Hill gets 'invited' to the compound where rescued Black Widows are recovering after SHIELD took down the Red Room. There she has dinner with Natasha's family and tries to get the Iron Maiden to approve of her relationship with Natasha

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    "You must live a very boring life Choi Seungcheol. Is that why you haven't made any friends?" Seungkwan blinks at him.
    "None of us are here to make friends. Any of us could die at any time." If only he had kept his eyes to himself, off of Jihoon and his merry band of misfits, Seungcheol thinks he would still have the luxury of a meal alone.
    "Being alone won't save you here, not if everybody has someone they would rather drag out than you."
    Seungcheol chooses to ignore the condescension in his voice.

    -
    Choi Seungcheol navigates the epic highs and lows of a series of games designed to leave as few survivors as possible.
    In games like this it is important that nobody wants you dead, but it may be more important that somebody wants you alive.

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    "Just to be clear. You're suggesting I bring Percy Grant to your fancy, high society soiree?"

    "Most of those people are criminals and you know it," Sofia reminds him, but he does have a point. Sofia has crossed paths with Percy Grant precisely the once—when she held him at gunpoint and threatened to bury him alive if he ever tried to fuck around with Jason's inexplicable affection for him. Percy had taken it with cursing, bitching, and a lack of grace that bordered on suicidal. Sofia wouldn't call him the ideal party guest.

    But Jason likes him. Somehow, despite the implicit and explicit threats to his life, Percy hasn't made any moves to leave. Jason hasn't made any moves to let him. Which means Sofia has to make adjustments. Allowances. Figure out how in the hell to account for a particularly mouthy and obnoxious blind spot, which begins, as many things do, with carefully controlled observation.

    Jason is still watching her, justifiably wary. Sofia just smiles.

    "Could be fun," she says.

    ***

    Sofia and Percy try to figure each other out. Jason is also there.

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