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  1. The Grand Unified Theory of Shěn Qīngqiū by

    Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    29 Jun 2026

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  2. Happy Qijiu fics by

    Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    07 Sep 2023

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    Short, fluffy Qijiu fics. Guaranteed happy ending!

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  3. Fair Trade by

    Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

    24 Dec 2021

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    love is an affliction by

    Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series  

    06 Dec 2021

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    “A condition – you're sick? With spontaneous flowers? How do I get rid of them?”
    “You do not.”

     

    (Or: Hanahaki disease is not fatal, but it is exclusive to Vulcans. Honestly, death would be more dignified.)

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    16 Mar 2026

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    "Miaow" she wrote by for 00janeblonde

    Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021), Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat (Cartoon)  

    20 Jul 2024

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    Duan Qingze fetches some sheets of paper, that he spreads out for Shen Qingqiu to see.

    It’s oddly ugly calligraphy, intriguing only in its flaws. Shen Qingqiu has suffered many many beginner attempts at calligraphy, and none have been quite so… well. It’ll take some time for Shen Qingqiu to find the words.

    Shen Qingqiu swallows back the reflexive, If they want lessons just tell them to sign up with the next batch, and looks closer at the paper. There was just something about the brushstrokes… and the shaky characters that spelled out ‘Silly Melon’ like a child trying out a name… “A cat?” he asks. “Duan shidi is training a cat in calligraphy? How intriguing.”

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    21 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Delightful! Note-perfect internal narration and dialogue.

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    Puzzles Made of Broken Glass by for ramblingwildrose, TheMaidenOfWords

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    15 Apr 2026

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    Sherlock Holmes retreats to his Mind Palace to think, to problem-solve.
    9-and-five-sixths-year-old Tim Drake has his Blanket Fortress.

    Timmy Drake’s parents go missing.
    He’s the only one who notices.

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    02 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Now complete, and definitely worth rereading! Fantastic writing, character relationships, plot navigation. Great handling of female characters, including the Birds of Prey as an allied but not subordinate independent faction.

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    Forgive Us Our Trespasses by for dls

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types  

    19 Sep 2017

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    After the now-pardoned ex-Avengers settled back into the Compound, Steve finally went looking for Tony to have a discussion that was long overdue.

    The result of it wasn't what he was expecting--or wanting.

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    28 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Superb use of imagery throughout: “…the red lining the underside of her heels paired so neatly with the imagery of splashes of blood upon the floor, there and gone again with every step the redhead took.”

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    try on all my dirty thoughts by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types  

    02 Feb 2025

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    The two dots are pressed close together in one corner of the warehouse map. Tim's marker pushes Jason's back into the corner. Jason's heart rate ticks up again. It doesn't take a genius to put together the chain of events here, and Dick is a decently smart guy who's known Tim and Jason for years and years, through thick and thin; watched them circle around each other and orbit closer and closer towards an inevitable collision. Even the stubbornest Bats have to crack eventually. Dick didn't think a routine kidnapping would be the thing that did it, but. Alright, then.

    Bruce narrows his eyes at the screen. Dick can practically see each individual thought flickering across his face, the world's greatest detective putting things together in real time. Oh, boy.

    "They've always had a tense relationship," Bruce says. "It was bound to boil over at some point." He leans so close to the screen that Dick is tempted to turn things back on him and lecture him about eye strain. "They're fighting again."

    "Uh," Steph says.

    "Well," Dick tries.

    ***

    Steph, Dick, and Bruce observe Jason rescue Tim from a kidnapping. Bruce is in for a revelation. Dick is in for a long, long night.

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    03 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Laugh out loud funny!