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Shadow Milk's Amazing Wonderful No Bad Very Good Alternate Timeline by 0_Head_Archivist_0
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
02 May 2026
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Shadow Milk Cookie wakes up one day, and now everything's weird. He's not in his correct time line fellas: here he's never been a beast or a virtue, no, it's much much worse, here, he's an upstanding member of society. Ooh aah, the horror.
But even worse than that is the fact he seems to be married to his sworn enemy, one Pure Vanilla Cookie, who seems very insistent on helping him -
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Shadow Milk is an idiot who starts coughing up flowers.
He might confess or not depending on how I feel when writing the ending
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The wolf and the lamb are in the pasture, the lamb feeding on the grass and the wolf lazing in the midday sun. The wolf bites the lamb, savouring the taste of blood as it retreats into the woods. The lamb comes back to the pasture the next day, trusting that the wolf wouldn't bite again. The wolf bites. The lamb does not run. It continues to graze, even as the wolf keeps biting, the blood tastes stale on its tongue. After finishing its meal, the lamb limps away, wounded. The next day it returns but does not feed. Instead, it asks the wolf to bite.
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CANNIBALISM + TOXIC YAOI (eventually)
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L knows that Light Yagami is guilty. And he is forced to accept that he will never be able to prove it.
So, just this once, he decides to break his principles and go above the law. He kidnaps Light and takes him to Wammy's house.
He's sure that having the kids interact with a real-life mass murderer will be a very educational experience indeed.
Or: Light is Kira, L is sick of how easily manipulated the police are, and he secretly wants to see what will happen if he forces Light into a domestic situation with children just as intelligent as he is.
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23 May 2026
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The Parable of the Shrike and the Serpent by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
08 Jun 2026
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Zanka knew he had a problem.
What else could describe his new habit of sneaking behind the Cleaners' backs to fight with Jabber Wonger? He knew it was a stupid idea. He knew that it wasn't right. He knew that the Cleaners would find out some day. He knew the consequences would arrive soon enough.
And arrive they did. But not in the way he was expecting.
Slowly, strange changes had begun to take place in Zanka's body. Unnatural, impossible changes. Changes Zanka had no idea how to stop.
It didn't take long to trace the source. After all, who else could be responsible, other than infamous poison maniac, Jabber Wonger?
Except, when confronted, Jabber denies it. And while Zanka didn't exactly believe him, seeing what had happened to the Raider's own body made that a bit hard.
No matter the cause, the two of them only have each other to rely on for a solution. But if seeking that solution gives them far more than they bargained for? When that search leaves the two of them trapped in an unknown location, unlike anything either of them had seen before?
That remains to be seen.
(Alternatively, let's propose a hypothetical. What if your skin wasn't your own?)
Bookmarked by 0_Head_Archivist_0
25 Apr 2026
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Shakespeare's alive and writing body horror janka as we speak
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Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup
Fandom Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
23 May 2026
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26 Mar 2026
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Love is a Crime Unless It's Stupider (or, Cuddling Your Enemy is a High-Risk Intellectual Strategy) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
29 Apr 2025
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“I’m not supposed to be hard, and yet—”
“OH MY GOD,” Light muttered, burying his face in L’s neck, mostly to avoid reality.
This was happening.
This was real.
This was maybe a crime in twelve countries, but in Japan, it was just Tuesday.
He could feel L’s laugh, low and bitter, rattle in his throat. “Are you going to do it, Light-kun?”
Light blinked. “Do what?”
“Kill me. Prove your point. Assert your authority. Finish your thesis. Or—” L pulled him closer, teeth grazing Light’s earlobe like sin— “is this your way of delaying the inevitable?”
In which being handcuffed together is the least of their entanglements.
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- Part 7 of Checkmate
- Part 2 of Lawlight Mind Games & Intellectual Foreplay
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16 Feb 2026
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The most wonderful piece of literature ever holy fuck
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"In art, chiaroscuro (...) is the use of strong contrasts between light and dark, usually bold contrasts affecting a whole composition." (Wikipedia).
How long can a lie remain a lie before it becomes a justification to linger? For how long can one lie about motivations before the lie becomes their truth?
Shadow Milk Cookie makes good on his threat that Pure Vanilla Cookie's kindness will be his undoing. He arrives in the Vanilla kingdom asking for help, lying that his followers have turned on him and his magic is gone. This lie wraps him up in itself until he is completely enmeshed, unable to tell where the lie ends, and where his true motivations begin. That lie becomes an excuse to linger.
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- Part 1 of Chiaroscuro
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28 Jul 2025
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Aaahhh this is so good
The spider PV metaphor is my everything