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— На этот раз ты запихнул в холодильник чье-то тело целиком.
Шерлок, наконец, раскрыл глаза.
— Как доктор ты должен прекрасно осознавать, что в холодильнике лишь часть тела, Джон. Несмотря на популярные фильмы ужасов, целое тело редко можно уместить в холодильнике нашего размера. Мне пришлось расчленить его на несколько кусков, и все равно влезло лишь семь восьмых от изначального.
Джон уставился в потолок.
— Как будто это лучше.
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Greg's life has gone to the dogs. In a spectacular show of really bad judgement he tries to improve things by hitting on Mycroft Holmes.
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Octavius gets a lot of attention from other men. Jedediah definitely isn’t jealous.
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Tripping by samstoleaburger
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (2006 2009), Night at the Museum (Movies)
03 Apr 2015
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He fell in love with him before he even realized it. (Which was at the worst possible time.)
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Something suspicious has been happening in the old Himalayan gallery…
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if this was a cowboy movie (i'd give you my boots) by Liviapenn for proteinscollide
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Dec 2014
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There are secret articles in our treaties with the gods, of more importance than all the rest, which the historian can never know. -- Henry David Thoreau
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I might not tell everybody, but I will tell you.
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