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It's the honeymoon night of a newly married, soon to be mated, couple from two, neighboring packs. Everyone involved is happy with the arrangement for different reasons: The parents, because such an alliance will only serve to make both packs stronger; Jared, because he can finally get his dad off his back; and Jensen... because he can finally be of use to his family.
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“Hellborns are organic. We are meant to die. It's natural. Beautiful, even. Everything breaks down, rises back up, and breaks down again. Every living thing grows out of every dying thing. We leave more life behind us to take our place." Stolas’ voice was soft, an attempt to soothe, to offer some comfort in the face of the inevitable.
But Blitzø remained unimpressed, his expression unchanging. "There’s not really a ‘we’ in this, is there?"
Stolas tilted his head, confusion furrowing his brow. "Hm?"
"You aren’t meant to die. I am, but you’re not.” Blitzø muttered, reminding Stolas of their fate. “So what happens when I’m not around anymore? When I kick the bucket and you’re left here, still doing your thing and going about your immortal life?"
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Hell grants demons five lives, their memories wiped clean with each rebirth. For Blitzø, every life is different—but one constant ties them all together: Stolas.
A Stolitz Reincarnation Story
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Michael breaks out of the cage in Dean's mind and retakes control, trapping Dean in a new happy memory, one where his brother loves him the way Dean wishes he would. There's just one problem. Apparently, Dean's feelings for Sam are more than a little contagious.
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25 Jan 2019
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Dean gets cursed by a witch and…
“You have a –”
“Pussy,” Dean interrupted. “I have a pussy.” He seemed just as flabbergasted as Sam.
Hysteric energy exploded into a laugh. “Well now we know what she did to you.”Note: There is squirting in this fic. It in no way involves urine or urine play.
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15 Mar 2018
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Even when he's home alone, Dean manages to suck some dick; this time, Sam catches him.
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