305unreal
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- Hannibal (TV) (111)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (37)
- The Big Bang Theory (TV) (35)
- Star Trek (32)
- Star Trek: The Original Series (TV) (28)
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Sorry, Wrong Number! by 305unreal for MrsFlourish
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Heroes (TV 2006), 9-1-1 (TV), Dexter (TV), Six Feet Under, The Mentalist, MacGyver (TV 2016), Gotham (TV), Psych (TV 2006)
13 Nov 2025
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40 times Hannibal receives texts not meant for him, and 10 times he does
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- Part 1 of Extension 'Verse
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At a crime scene, Will's visions are too strong, and he calls out for Hannibal. When he wakes up, however, Will's memories have been erased, and he's mentally five.
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House is a child again... a broken little child
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- Part 1 of Broken 💔
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Concise and Elegant by 305unreal for anthe_Lux, scaryfangirl2001, randomplotbunny, ysv, fia055, MoonBreadOMO
Fandoms: The Big Bang Theory (TV)
06 Jul 2025
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Sheldon’s body, initially stiff and resistant, slowly begins to yield. The knots in his forehead, visible even beneath his pale skin, seem to soften under Leonard’s touch. His eyes drift closed, a rare moment of surrender.
"It's okay, sweetie," Leonard murmurs, his voice a low, soothing balm.
He leans in, pressing a soft, lingering kiss to Sheldon’s forehead, then to his lips.
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The Physics Bowl has arrived! Team Enterprise faces off against Team Uterus Illuminati for the Golden Higgs Boson!
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- Part 25 of Copasetic-verse
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Sheldon joins a Pen Pals program in an attempt to make a friend
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Starting a Family by 305unreal, LifeIsWay2short2takeItSlow, scaryfangirl2001 (orphan_account), scaryfangirl2001
Fandom Gotham (TV), House M.D., MacGyver (TV 2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Rizzoli & Isles, Sherlock (TV), Smallville, Star Trek: The Original Series, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Big Bang Theory (TV), The Flash (TV 2014), The Vampire Diaries (TV)
23 Aug 2021
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Unrelated stories [unless they're in the same fandom] regarding the start of a family
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Frostiron
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Rewrite of The Big Bang Theory where Sheldon and Leonard are husbands, Raj and Howard are boyfriends, and Penny is the oblivious newcomer
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Spooktober 2024 by 305unreal, scaryfangirl2001
Fandom Addams Family - All Media Types, Beverly Hills 90210 (1990), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Cyberchase (Cartoon), Death Note (Anime & Manga), Descendants (Disney Movies), Doug (Cartoon), Fairly OddParents, Family Guy (Cartoon), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Gotham (TV), Hannibal (TV), High School Musical (Movies), Highway to Heaven, Kim Possible (Cartoon), Lucifer (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe, NCIS (TV 2003), Once Upon a Time (TV), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Rizzoli & Isles, Rocket Power (TV), Rugrats & All Grown Up! (Cartoons), Suits (US TV), The Facts of Life (TV), The Mentalist, Tracker (TV 2024), VeggieTales, White Collar (TV 2009), Wreck-It Ralph (Movies), Zoboomafoo (TV)
31 Oct 2024
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Phoenteryork B. Greenwolf School (Go Princes!) by 305unreal, scaryfangirl2001
Fandom Hannibal (TV), House M.D., MacGyver (TV 2016), Person of Interest (TV), Sherlock (TV), Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Movies), Star Trek
11 Jan 2024
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Will's Family by 305unreal
Fandom 3rd Rock from the Sun, 9-1-1 (TV), Addams Family - All Media Types, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Bones (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), Dexter (TV), Elementary (TV), Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Gotham (TV), Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Heroes (TV 2006), Hey Arnold!, iCarly, Knight Rider (1982), Leave It to Beaver, Leverage (US TV 2008), Numb3rs (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), Person of Interest (TV), Phineas and Ferb, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sherlock (TV), Six Feet Under, Smallville, Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Movies), Supernatural (TV 2005), The Andy Griffith Show, The Big Bang Theory (TV), The Mentalist, The Nanny, The Originals (TV), The Simpsons, The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), The Vampire Diaries (TV), Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Victorious (TV), Wild Thornberrys, WordGirl (Cartoon), Young Sheldon (TV)
08 May 2024
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Castiel Novak is a Cleaner. One of the agency's best. He and his Handler, Dean Winchester, have a high success rate in a world where the worst criminals aren't imprisoned for their crimes, but instead are captured by licensed serial killers who dispose of them, doing what they do best while getting paid for it.
Cas doesn't form attachments, doesn't leave himself open for a risk like that, but Dean wormed his way into Cas' life and into his house. Does Dean realize what falling in love with a serial killer really means?
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- Part 1 of CONventional Psychopathy 'Verse
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Post-S9. Cas has finally lost the remains of his stolen Grace, but unlike the show seems to hint at, he didn't die but Fell like Anna, losing his memory with it. When we (and demon!Dean) first see him, he's a drunk. After a violent outburst at the bar, Cas decides to go with Dean. This is only the start of something very dark... Destiel slash, one chapter of Wincest and some Wincestiel after (one or two chapters, so not that much, it is a shame, I know).
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”Look, I said I’m sorry. I don’t really know what else you want from me” Dean is getting increasingly pissed at this guy. Okay, so maybe the accident was totally his fault but there really isn’t any reason to be this unpleasant about it.
The guy smiles condescendingly which makes Dean want to punch his handsome face ”Do you have any idea how much this car costs?”
Dean has mainly been focused on making sure he hasn’t killed anyone but as he turns his attention to the car for the first time the terrible realization dawns upon him.
[In which Dean should definitely have spent money on car insurance, Castiel is very rude and the only way to avoid crippling debt is to have sex]
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Set in the end of season 6. Castiel has just been stabbed in the back by Sam with the angel blade. This is what happens afterward. A rewrite of the season 6's last episode and ignores everything that happens afterward. Castiel is the new god. He will be loved and adored by his Hunter or the world will burn. A series of short stories about Castiel as God and his relationship with Dean- what it was, what it is, and what it will become. Mature for a reason. Read at your own risk.
THIS IS A DARK FICTION. IF YOU WANT A HAPPY FIC FULL OF BUNNIES AND RAINBOWS, LOOK ELSEWHERE! DON'T COME CRYING TO ME ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO ASININE TO READ THE DAMN WARNINGS -
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Philosophers liked to pose the question, observation against perception: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Aziraphale would argue that sound was something witnessed, and Crowley would argue that if sound had to be witnessed, then why was virtue unwitnessed a nobler thing?
But first, Crowley would point out that he himself had fallen, alone and without witness, and it had bloody fucking hurt.
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Or, in the aftermath of the Antichrist debacle, Heaven has other plans than Hellfire, and Aziraphale gives away his halo.
(In which Season 2 is part of a time loop, London's Angel Station is highly questionable, and Aziraphale takes Crowley's memories. Written for the Ineffable Idiots Big Bang.)