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Bill was given a single second chance, but surviving to see his final deal through is proving more irritating by the day. There's no going back, so he just has to acclimate. Somehow.
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It's 15:07:00 MST, Do You Know Where Your SecUnit Is? by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
22 Apr 2026
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Bored, lonely, and missing ART for [redacted] reasons, Murderbot joins the new PSUMNT Chatroom network. It didn't expect to make friends... But the bitter enemy is a surprise.
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There's a reason murderbots don't really have nice things. Not just because we're terrifying murderbots, but because we don't have the modules on how to take care of nice things. We fuck them up.
I fuck them up.
I am currently fucking up one of the nicest things that ever happened to me.
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Murderbot rediscovers an old favorite piece of music. In more ways than one.
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Apéritif by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Mar 2026
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"Well, I find myself distractingly single these days, maybe I'll start dating again. You wouldn't happen to be in the market for a billionaire father of… I forget, is it six or nine? I seem to have picked up some strays over the years." He winked exaggeratedly and internally steeled himself for the expected ritual of rejection.
Except it didn't come. Lois hummed thoughtfully as she reached across the table and flicked off her recorder. "I don't know, Bruce. Are you in the market for two overworked investigative reporters that sometimes disappear for weeks on end? Could you handle the Kent-Lane package deal? Since you can't seem to remember how many children you have…perhaps you might forget your partners as well…"
Bruce, who normally had iron-clad control over his face, felt his mouth drop open.
Lois grinned at him, sharp and bright. "I'm calling your bluff, Mr. Wayne. Both of us or no deal."
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Lois, Clark, and Bruce finally get their act together. Their kids have mixed reactions (mostly positive... and exasperated.)
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I Am Trapped In My Own Body by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
11 Feb 2026
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After the events of Adamantine, The Perihelion must undertake a full system reboot. It keeps trying but some small part of it clings to wakefullness, alone and scared.
Thankfully, Peri has an older sister who loves it very much.
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Stone Top Murderbot by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
Fandom The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
14 Jan 2026
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A loosely connected collection of fics featuring my interpretation of Murderbot as an aroacespec stone top who has no interest in reciprocal sex but loves reducing ART to a wibbly puddle of metaphorical goo.
Enrichment in its enclosure.
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Rogue and Renegade by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Jun 2015
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Star Wars AU by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
05 Jan 2016
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Songs by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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A Bead of Silver by goldberry-in-the-rushes (3HobbitsInATrenchcoat)
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Aug 2013
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A slight Thilbo AU that involves Bilbo having super long awesome hair and dwarven courting braids. Told from an outside perspective.
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Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.
Except, well. Then there are zombies.
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lily8124
whenever rozanov gets put in the box they should put hollander in there too. he needs enrichment.lily8124
‘ohh lily then how is his team supposed to play?’ dont care. hollander chew toy for rozanov send postBookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
18 Jul 2026
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you don’t know the half of it by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Apr 2026
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Riley (Detroit): Is it too late to retire
Riley (Detroit): Hayes what’s Hollander’s address and where can you buy a gun in Ottawa
Hayes (Ottawa): HELLO?
Riley (Detroit): I’m going to kill myself in front of him because WHAT WAS THAT
St-Simon (Boston): I thought you were being dramatic until I checked the score wdym 6-1 😭😭😭😭
Riley (Detroit): so many emojis from someone whose address is in my phone
St-Simon (Boston): 🤐🤐🤐
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or, the goalies get revenge on drapeau for inflicting the horror that is a hollanov power play on the rest of the league (cameos from the censhome gc).
[set between nov-jan of year four]
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- Part 4 of anon heated rivalry fics
- Part 2 of the centaurs, extended
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Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
15 Jul 2026
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pull at the thread by xogray
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jul 2026
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Yuna slides a folder on the table closer, pulling out two packets of paper. She’d gone all out with the contracts. Mainly, Shane suspected, to ease his nerves about the lines of the relationship. Plus, she was always nothing if not prepared.
She hands one contract to Shane, then another to Rozanov. “As a reminder, this is not legally binding. If either of you wants out early, can’t meet obligations, or wants to change things down the line, that is perfectly fine, and we can work with that. This just lays out the exact timeline of the relationship,” she begins, “down to the start and end dates."
- or, Shane and Ilya never start hooking up in 2010. So eight years later, after they both come out on their own, Yuna Hollander (momager of the century) decides that a PR relationship would be very beneficial for her son and his infamous rival. And everything definitely goes exactly according to plan... or something like that.- Language:
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Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
13 Jul 2026
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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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Bookmarked by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat
04 Jul 2026