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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    Eleven years ago, Hiccup had turned Berk's fate around by pioneering dragonriding in the Archipelago. Five years later, he'd lost his father. Eight years, and he'd given up his place as Chief. Now, he spent his time rescuing dragons, mapping the skies with Toothless, and parenting his kids. Yet, something was still missing.

    Far away in the north, a bastard sneaked around the kitchens, stealing sweet buns for the sister he couldn't call his own in a castle that didn't want him and never would. Every winter, people died in the city under the claws of beasts the court wizard couldn't keep away, and every winter, it got worse. The king needed to do something, and perhaps the tribe of Barbarians his people had encountered by accident would help. They had dragons, and you know what they said. Dragons were magic.

    Sneak peek:

    “He’s going to try for an alliance, you know?”
    “What?”
    The boy gave a noncommittal shrug.
    “My sister’s old enough to be married.”
    “I’m sorry, who’s your sister?”
    “Princess Marianne, the king’s been looking to marry her off to a decent match for a while, and Pitch wants her out of the castle.”
    Wait what?
    “But who are you?”

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “I’m Tim,” he says, though introducing himself to a puppy makes him flush in embarrassment. “Are you hungry?”

    The dog blinks at him, all scared eyes.

    “Where’s your family?” Tim asks. “Did they leave you?”

    (Or: Tim Drake finds a friend.)

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Bill Cipher has always been after Weirdmageddon - he's just.... kind of busy! He'll get to it eventually. This universe is safe-ish, for the moment.

    Dipper notices that his husband's been acting weirder than usual.

    Nothing's a universal constant.

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    06 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Why would the local legend of tropical Cinnabar center around a pokémon that lived on an icy mountain, anyway? It couldn’t be true, just didn’t make sense, and Red refused to write anything like that in his pokédex. His frustration only grew as trainers parroted variations of the same story at him over and over. By the time he found himself landing ashore at Cinnabar Island, he was almost entirely fed up with the whole endeavor.

    Well, maybe he could stomach asking one more person.

    Because there was Blue, posture slouched and lazy, just glancing around outside the pokémon center, loitering like he had nothing better to do.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Dipper's the worst practitioner in his entire family. He's never been great at magic, he's struggling to improve - he doesn't even have a familiar.

    Maybe it's time to fix that.

    Dipper makes some mistakes.

    Based on a prompt from tumblr.

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    02 Jun 2026