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They wake up, and the kids are gone.
“Lark?” Henry shouts out into the forest. “Sparrow?”
“They’re probably just playin’ hooky,” Glenn says as he leans back against the van.
“We went through a portal, Glenn,” Henry says, exasperated.
“And, also,” Darryl points out, adopting a tone that makes Henry think he believes the both of them are dumb, “Our children are five-years-old.”
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what if they went to Faerun eight years earlier than canon? (and, well, Ron was still there.)
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Ron and Terry Junior get locked in a frozen box together. Realizing the immanency of their popsicle-ness, Ron says some things.
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How to Tame (and/or Tolerate) a Florida by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
16 Sep 2023
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Gov is struggling to handle Florida. So he goes to Florida's best friend, Louisiana, for help.
This work is ABANDONED. Super sorry. I might get back to it but if anyone wants to pick it up just mention it in the comments and I'll give you the go ahead.
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Welcome to the Table - Cat Edition by AChickenCollector
Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series)
10 Mar 2023
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DC REALLY wants a cat. Really Bad. He might've made a rule against animals in the office, but he will go INSANE if he is forced into the same room with the states without a fluffy companion by his side. And then he finds one. And then that one disappears. But it's okay, because another one appears! (Also, what is going on with his states?)
(Basically, I'm just rewriting WttT, but if DC wanted a cat and he signed a paper and he gets cat :D )
(Btw, I switched the name to "pet EDITION" bc "addition" technically isn't right :D)
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For the Whumptober prompt "Ignoring an Illness"
Veronica is sick and is preparing to power through and do dishes and laundry and make dinner when her new maybe-boyfriend calls. He offers to come over and cook her soup.
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19 Jun 2026
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Till turns his crazed grin and both middle fingers up for the cameras, then he throws himself off the suspended stage headfirst. The momentum rips clear of the cords in his neck, blood streaming behind him from his open wounds. Behind his eyelids are flashes of his life: long pink hair, bruises down to bone, and one night with the sky streaked bright, running hand in hand.
On the way down he thinks, in the split second before his neck snaps against the hard metal floor, that if he had the chance, he’d keep running next time.
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Or, Till tries again (and again and ag- )
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14 Jun 2026
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the unintended consequences of unclosetting your best friend by thekweenof
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
11 Jun 2026
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“You’re the token straight of our friend group,” Mizi says with immense pity, as though this is a terrible burden to be bestowed upon Till and Till alone.
“Since when was I the token straight?” Till complains. “What about Ivan?”
The table goes silent.
“Till,” Mizi says to him with the utmost sincerity. “You know Ivan is into men right?”
“...What.”
“Oh my god,” Sua groans, “he didn’t know.”
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Till tries to get Ivan to come out to him. This goes as well as you would expect.Bookmarked by AChickenCollector
14 Jun 2026
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a love that glitters by fangirlaholic
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jun 2026
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It wasn’t anything that Grace had never done before. Yet this time, Rocky felt all five of his hearts racing at its smile. Grace’s giggle was so similar to an Eridian’s. Rocky wanted to make it laugh again, to be the reason for its joy.
Such thoughts had barely begun when there was suddenly a strange physical feeling inside Rocky. It felt like something was moving, a strange buzz reverberating throughout his body. It was deeply uncomfortable and continued to increase in intensity until Rocky suddenly felt like he had to open his ventral seal right now and get something out out out. It was all so quick that Rocky could barely think about how absolutely wrong it felt.
In which Rocky gets the Eridian equivalent of Hanahaki
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14 Jun 2026
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It's been two months since Lark broke Grant's nose in a fight during soccer practice. Their parents have carefully kept them apart ever since, but Grant can't get Lark out of his head. The pain was delicious; the violence made him feel alive. He wants to do it again. He wonders if Lark feels the same.
On the night of Mercedes's birthday party, he gets to find out.
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- Part 2 of Fight Club Origins
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